Rick Riordan Owns These Characters, But I'm Almost Certain He Didn't Plan for This.

"50 days… 50 days left."

Percy thought this; surprised that it has only been 10 days. 1 day since Thalia and her hunters left. 50 days left overall and Percy will admit it...

He is already kind of getting bored with having sex with these girls. He needed a new conquest. Immediately he felt a little sickened for thinking this way about girls, but these were just thoughts. Fuck it though, he doubted that the gods would even care about these thoughts; I mean it was a blessing after all.

Percy was just walking around New Rome, killing time until lunch. He stopped by a beautiful big oak tree sitting in the middle of a courtyard. I mean its trunk was ginormous, nearly 7 feet wide. He never really thought about it before, but he hasn't seen one tree nymph in Camp Jupiter; ever. Wait, NYMPHA not NYMPH, he thought hastily. Anyway, that made him think of Juniper, which then made Percy think of Grover. That made him a little sad since he hasn't seen either of them for a long while.

He realized he was kind of just standing there gazing blankly at the tree. He started turning around to walk away when he heard a voice.

"What are you doing?" said a female voice.

Percy turned around startled and was face to face with a leafy green tree nympha.

"Uhhhh… nothing. I was thinking and kind of drifted away for a second. Sorry." Percy said a little embarrassed.

"Hmmm." said the nymph a little disbelievingly.

"I don't usually come out of my home into this form, but there was something about you that seemed odd." the nympha said.

"Oookay, well my name is Percy, sorry for being odd I guess."

"Oh, Percy; I guess that's why you seem odd. You're that Greek demigod that saved the world a couple times. I guess the oddness was that Romans don't generally give a lot of thought about nymphae or fauns, but I could feel you thinking about both." the nympha said.

"Anyway, my name is Quercu, but you can call me Oaky." the nympha said more friendly.

Now that things were less tense, Percy fully looked at Oaky. She looked a lot like most tree nymphs, with the green tinted skin and the pointy ears, but she was wearing a unique looking dress made of bark and leaves. Percy realized he was kind of staring at the nympha's breast, so he looked at the sky quickly.

"Sooooo, uhhhh. Why don't you show yourself more often?" Percy said trying to cover the awkwardness.

"I've kind of grown tired of the world, nothing ever happens here. Even when the camp was under attack a while ago, I only heard what was happening. I saw absolutely nothing…" Oaky said glumly.

While she said this Percy was having thoughts that seemed to be fighting each other. This tree nympha was beautiful, in a new exciting way. He thought of fucking her, he was tired of the same stuff after all. But then there was the fact that this was a tree nympha, which like all other nymphaea, seem weird to do anything sexual with. It sounded like just sticking your dick in a tree. This argument was winning; he was a little weirded out. But then he remembered how so many gods have sex with nymphaea all the time.

"What are you thinking about? Why are you feeling so… conflicted?" Oaky said curiously, interrupting Percy's thoughts.

"What's that in your pants?" Oaky said staring at Percy's humongous bulge with surprise.

"Is that… is that a penis!?" Oaky said with her jaw dropping, she has never seen a bulge so big. She's been running from horny gods for centuries, but this demigod felt different to her.

At this point Percy naturally thought "Fuck it."

He looked directly into her brown eyes that were speckled with green. She looked at him with the expected hunger. But, Percy had no idea where they could even fuck, I mean it was an open albeit deserted courtyard. Anybody could walk by at any minute.

Oaky seemed to know the solution to the problem. A big hole the size of a doorway opened up on her tree. She walked into it and Percy followed her. It was surprisingly empty, it was as if there was only bark on the tree and nothing was underneath it.

"Why is this empty?" Percy asked, still horny but now curious.

"Oh that? I can manipulate my tree like I can manipulate my form. I'm not surprised you didn't know this, even Ancient Greeks never knew this much about nymphaea." Oaky said.

As soon as Percy entered, the entrance closed. He looked back momentarily startled, but then he turned back towards Oaky. She was already naked.

Percy looked at her with want in his eyes. She had perfectly round D-cups, even slightly bigger than Hazel's. She was thinner than humanly possible, but she had perfect curves in all the right places. Then there was her vagina, obviously it couldn't have pubes, but it still looked so natural. Percy realized she looked so perfect because she chose to.

He momentarily wondered how there was light in this room, but then he remembered he had more important matters to attend to.

Percy reached out to touch her face and he was surprised how warm and humanlike her skin felt. He caressed her cheeks slowly, she lifted her arm and grabbed his hand and moved it toward her breast. After feeling the soft and supple breast, Percy knew that his dick was rock hard. Immediately he took off his pants, feeling the most excited he's been since he first had sex with Annabeth.

Percy picked up Oaky, who felt like she only weighed a pound, and he put her back against the wall. He then slowly entered his erect manhood into her green pussy. He then quickly shoved all 8 inches into her pussy with force.

"OH GODSSS! YOU'RE SOOO BIIIGGG!" Oaky gasped with pleasure.

Her pussy seemed to be the perfect size for Percy, but with each moan Oaky's pussy seemed to tighten. This only made it feel better. Oaky wrapped her arms around Percy's muscled body, loving this to death.

"YESSSS YES! YES! YES! OH GODS YES IT FEELS SOOO GOOOODD!"

It was also such an amazing feeling for Percy because the inside of her clit seem to be almost ribbed, like it was textured. It was like fucking a synthetic vagina, but with the warmth and wetness of a real pussy.

"Yessssss…" Percy actually moaned a real moan of pure pleasure, for the first time in days.

Percy already came into her sopping wet pussy and he was getting a little tired. Oaky seemed to sense this. Then out of nowhere a bed woven from soft grass and leaves appeared beside them.

"Here, I'll take over." Oaky said pushing Percy onto the bed.

Oaky then started licking the tip of Percy's dick. Then she plunged the penis into her mouth. Again, Percy was marveled at how human this all felt. She was sucking his manhood with a lustful passion.

She then lifted herself on top of Percy's dick and plunged it into her pussy.

"AHHH YEEESSS!" Oaky screamed.

Percy hoped to the gods that the tree was soundproof.

Her beautiful breasts started bouncing up and down with outstanding speed. Percy grabbed one with one hand and squeezed the hard nipple; he then used his other hand to slap her humongous ass.

"UHH UHH UHH! AHHH! YYYEESSSS! THANK THE GODS!" Oaky moaned again. She hasn't experienced pleasure like this in decades, which for humans feels like a couple of years.

This went on for nearly 25 minutes, then with Percy finally rested he picked up Oaky and put her into the doggystyle position. He thought about anal, but then realized with the constantly tightening pussy there was no need for anal.

Again he plunged his penis into Oaky's awe-inspiring vagina. He doesn't know how he will ever be able to go back to fucking demigods, except for Annabeth of course.

"YESSSSS!" Percy screamed with satisfaction. Percy grabbed her shoulders and used his strength to pull her towards him, so that he could fuck her even faster.

"YES SHOVE YOUR DICK INTO MY PUSSY! I'M CUMMING SOOOO MUCCCHHHH!"

After nearly 15 minutes Percy came again, directly into her vagina. The amount was so much that his cum and hers dripped out of her pussy.

"Thank you….." Oaky said.

All of a sudden some sort of force pushed Percy fast but gently out of the tree onto the grass outside. He was surprised by how suddenly she was done with seeing him, but he guessed tree nymphae weren't familiar with human mannerisms or the idea of cuddling.

He just laid there on the grass clothed, again looking at the sky; but this time he felt confused. He was already forgetting what happened. It was as if the tree nympha used him for what she wanted, then just discarded him and wiped away his memory of it.

A minute later and Percy was suddenly wondering why he was laying on the grass in an abandoned courtyard. He just assumed he took a nap under the shade of this big oak tree. So he got up and walked towards the mess hall for lunch…

Author's Note: Shhiiiiitttt boys and girls, 3 for 3! But seriously this is not gonna be a daily thing, this is most definitely a fluke. Like I said, my school classes are about to get super hard. I just happened to have some free time last night, so I figured I might as well write another chapter so that you guys even have more to hold you over till next time. Anyway for this story I kind of built on the already established lore, but I made some shit up. I hope you like the idea behind this story and I hoped you liked the weird ending. AGAIN this won't happen often, so don't get pissy if there is another span of months in between the next post and this.

Like always please leave reviews and suggestions, even for unique stories like this!

p.s. I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to read porn no more, they want puns, this is chopped liver...