Prompt 11- Tattoo
A/N: Just a short story told through dialogue. Enjoy! Also, I'm sure you all know what S9 episode inspired this little piece!
Disclaimer: I only own Reggie- not the more infinitely awesome Squidward!
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"Where did you say you wanted your tattoo, sir?"
"Just here- right above my elbow,"
"Okay- and the design you wanted?"
"Just a red rose- like the one in this picture I brought. See?"
"..."
"Can you do it or not? I've got to attend a stakeout tonight so I need it done as soon as possible!"
"Okay, okay! Now, just hold still, squid dude."
"What- I'm an octopus! Can't you tell the difference?"
"Whatever, man. Just chill, and I'll be done the tattoo in like, no time, no sweat."
"Fine- but I'll have you know that if you mess this up, I'll- agh!"
"Dude, I said hold still."
"Well, I'll have you know...Reggie, that I think that you need to learn some manners!"
"And your mom needs to learn her sea species. What octopus is called Squidward? Your mom's one messed up chick, dude."
"How DARE you call my mother messed up! I shall report you to your manager for this impertinent, dishonourable, unsophisticated, so called professionalism I wish NEVER to re-live until I'm cold dead in my grave!"
"Chill, man- your tattoo's done. That will be $75."
"Here. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a complaint to make about a certain employee to your boss!"