Hi! Hyena king here! This is the pretty self-explanatory, so I won't bore you. So, without further ado, here's chapter 6!
They finally made it. After some struggles and unexpected bumps in the road, they made it to the site of Dimitri's counterfeiting operation. Speaking of which, the diabolical lizard was right in front of the group as I speak.
"Gah! So...Raccoonus Dudus- You're like totally bumming my house up and bringing me down. So very uncool. Why can't you let the birds and the bees be free, bro?"
The group looked at him confused for a moment, and then Sly spoke up.
"Look Dimitri-You have no idea what you're playing with- it'll bring more then you're house down..."
"Look, bro. I see you're a tough cowboy...A man with taste, style, vision, a connoisseur of finer things. Like me. Look, I'm sure two cats in a bag like us can work something out, yeah? We smooth, yeah? Look, see the money. You like the money? Take all you want. I can-"
"No deal!" Sly responded in anger. "You and the rest of the Klaww gang have to be stopped. Clockwerk will never again see the light of day. Look, just hand over the tail feathers and we'll-"
"What is this with clocks, bro? Have you no vision, are you not hearing what I,m beaming you? You think you have juice? Don't show me a little mind when talking about such big things...you think you can swing the bat? Show you're bling and let me shine you."
Sly was silent for a moment, then. "I have no idea what you're saying." Before he could say anything else, Dimitri addressed the ponies.
"What about you, black one? You're friend looks way uncool, but you look like a man of vision. Certainly you can dig me. And groovy horn head, you look like a smart girl, you know what I mean, yeah?"
Thunder and Twilight looked at each other. (Lightning was fuming at what he thought was an insult from Dimitri.) Then looked at the counterfeiting fiend.
"No thanks. We don't deal in stolen goods." Thunder said, practically snarling.
"We don't dig you, I guess." Twilight said, not sure if that made sense.
'And your suit sucks!" Lightning all but shouted. Dimitri gave a growl of anger.
"Let's dance!" With that, Dimitri disappeared inside a portal, the group right behind them.
The following fight was fierce. Dimitri fired purple lightning bolts from his ring, which caused Sly Twilight and Thunder to duck for cover. The blasts had no effect on Lightning, though and he charged in to fight. The lizard turned out to be no slouch in the fighting arena, using improvised dance moves to block and attack Lightning, while the white Pegasus battled with his hooves in the most brutish style possible.
Thunder and Twilight were about to help, but Sly stopped them, looking at Lightning. "You got this?"
"Yeah, just leave it to me!" Sly smiled at the fierce pegasi's answer and let him fight it out with Dimitri.
The fight went on for a while, at one point they even had a lightning bolt fight, but the fight ended with Lightning picking up Dimitri and throwing him in the Printing press, where after a few seconds, the groovy lizard ended up in the trash.
"You take Clockwerk feathers, and my counterfeiting operation, its past tense!"
"That's the idea." Lightning said with a smile.
"We're doing you a favor. What kind of thief prints money?...There's no honor in that."
"You...Cracker box!" Dimitri responded in anger. Then, he fainted, defeated. As the group looked in fascination, Sasha came in through the door.
"What'd I miss?" She asked while eating an éclair.
There you go. I hope you're not to mad I had Lightning fight against Dimitri, but I figured that Sly was too good for this. R&R please!