Prompt 23- Jeans

Another random response. Hope it's funny! Enjoy reading, folks!

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"Hey, Sandy, guess what?"

"What now, Patrick?!" Sandy grumbled, clenching her wrench even more tightly than usual.

"Uhh, hang on...uhh..." She literally could imagine his glazed eyes and gaping, drooling mouth, and shuddered before she groaned with impatience.

Sure, she cared about the pink chubby starfish as one of her closest friends, and he was kind of endearing in his childlike ways and his (almost) undying loyalty to SpongeBob. But his stupidity and forgetfulness was extremely annoying to deal with- how SpongeBob dealt with it for 30 odd years with only kindness, friendship and love was no mean feat.

She hated to admit it, but she wasn't as patient as he was. Not that she'd admit that to the poriferan.

"Look, Patrick, I'm very busy right now, so if you're not here to tell me something important, I suggest you scram before I kick y'all outta my Treedome and all the way to good ol' Texas!"

"Forget Texas, Sandy- this was what I was wanting to show you!"

"Show me what?" Sandy asked, finally deciding to turn round so she could kick him out.

And then...she saw it.

Instead of his usual green shorts with purple flowers, Patrick was wearing blue jeans- with gaping holes in the knees, and he wasn't wearing a belt. He gave her his usual goofy smile- to which she face palmed.

Golly, she needed to ask SpongeBob if there was any way she could keep Patrick from annoying her whilst he was at work.

And also not to ruin jeans for the citizens of Bikini Bottom.

But all she said to was "Patrick, me turning round was probably the worst thing I ever done since I left Texas."

"Why, cos you realise that I'm more awesome than you?" Patrick smiled cheekily.

"Hey, guys, what's up-whoa, Pat, nice jeans! You look more awesome than anyone else in all of Bikini Bottom!"

"SpongeBob- what are y'all doing here?! I thought"-

"I know- but I'm on break, and I heard Patrick was wearing jeans! I didn't want to miss out on the awesomeness!" SpongeBob told her.

Sandy wondered if Squidward or Plankton would be sympathetic enough to give her refuge from her two friends/migraine catalysts.