Chapter 2 of the most ridiculous TF Story:
after the apocalyptic penises events happened the surviving bots just stood up armless and with massive gaping holes everywhere from where they had been penetrated hard
Optimus just growled having lost a leg "DAMN THIS INFERNAL DILDO THING RAIN!" he shouted angrily, before being hit with a spanner from ratchet "shut up optimus we have bigger issues on our hands, the cons are mobilizing there most devasting weapon of all weapons created in this endless abyss of human sex toys"
Optimus just looked at the horizon and nodded "fine, everyone lets move!"}
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Decepticons:
"Megatron! Your spike has gone!" the flailing dorito shouted before his arms fell off
Megatron just sat up before he grunted "shut up….i have seen the internet of 2016 and I have a plan…I SHALL BE KNOWN AS OFFENDERTRON NOW!" he shouted before some metal boobs appeared on his chest "OH MY PRIMUS WAT—"
Shockwave just poked the boob "it appears you have suddenly grown-" Offendertron slapped him away before blasting him
Offendertron just grinned "I HAVE A PLAN TO DEFEAT THE BOTS….I SHALL USE WHAT THE HUMANS CALL PERIOD JUICES AS BULLETS TO FREAK THEM INTO SUBMISSION…STARSCREAM PREPARE YOUR PORT!"
"NUUUUU MEG—OFFENDERTRON DON'T—AHHHHH" the dorito died
"welp" Offendertron shrugged "I see a dead dorito….eh ill eat it later"
/I OWN NOTHING BUT THE PURE RANDOMNESS XD/