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Chapter Four

Diane watched as Sam quickly stood and began tottering on her five inch heels, you'd think when a woman spends that much time in something, she'd be a pro…although, when you spend most of your time horizontal…

The flailing arms and reddish tint to her face, Diane figure she was trying to cause a draft or sparks to stimulate her very few brain cells…It was always said that you used a straw on a blonde or something like that because they needed to refill the air…

"Sam, are you naturally…blonde?" Diane asked, a smirk trying to break through.

"A blonde? Why the hell would I have a natural blonde?" Sam asked, looking more confused by the second.

"I don't normally stand on being cruel but I think you are a good case for why cousins shouldn't marry…or procreate." Diane said, shaking her head.

"Cousins, procreate, what the hell are you talking about… quit speaking in foreign…You are so stupid, you make no sense and you tell lies. I don't know who you think you are but you are a nobody. I am soon to be Sam Morgan and there isn't anything that boney bimbo can do to replace me. When you sleep with me, you either have me or go without forever. I am the best, me, me, I am! I don't know why you think you can say these stupid things. I will have that little bastard in my home before you know it and he'll be calling me mommy and that bastard I'm to marry will be mine again, it is one a matter of time!" Sam ranted as she stumbled each time she overbalanced while waving her arms and nodding and shaking her head.

"For the love of all that is holy, please, please, I beg of you…loosen the corset, there is no need for hysterics Sam! We get it, you've been oh so wronged, poor, pitiful, used up little Sam no longer has a man with money and power behind her but a piss poor facsimile of a 'good' detective…I do believe you call him Lucky Spencer…it was him that you were crowing about seducing, right?" Diane said. For every moment of stupidity that she was forced to endure, that didn't leave her with a grudging respect, then she was charging Jason more!

How does one sleep with someone like that? Did her past years on her back give her a golden snatch…Diane almost laughed when she pictured the golden snitch from Harry Potter, getting lost up the supposed golden snatch. 'I crack myself up.' She thought to herself.

"Diane, this isn't professional. I don't know who you think you are, but you have no right to talk to my daughter like this." Alexis said after being elbowed for the tenth time by said daughter.

"I have every right, this is a public gathering, there isn't a single law being broken, by me, at this very moment, so unless I am addressing you directly, do us all a favor and keep that tramp…err…trap you call a mouth, closed, you and your daughter are cut from the same cloth... As I was saying, Jason mentioned to me last week, while we were doing our business that he was leaving all his pussy woes behind. In case you don't understand what I mean, that would be Sam and Carly and the always repugnant Sonny…of course, I had to describe what pussy woes means because as you well know, that man and his pop culture are not really close bedfellows, although, I am sure Miss Webber is not unhappy about that, considering two out of the three people listed have had carnal knowledge of him and just between us girls…" Diane said in a conspiratorial whisper, "I think Sonny's wanted to tap his ass since the day they met…"

Diane wondered briefly, could one be a little bit gay? Was it like, a little bit pregnant...

Throughout the room, loud gasps and affronted shrieks were heard. When Diane met Commissioner Scorpio's eye, she saw the poor man was trying and mostly failing at keeping his humor to himself.

Diane was about to try and knew she would likely fail, but she was about to try to get things moving again when Carly stemmed her tears and showcased her ineptness again.

"You don't have a clue what you are talking about Diane… Jason and me…we are…were like…we go together like…sugar and spice, Bonnie and Clyde…I'm the stars, sun and moon in his sky…he loves me like no one else. When we made love, the earth moved, no one shared what we shared…" Carly screamed.

"Oh yeah, you were so memorable that he dropped your ass after seeing you screwing, who he had thought was his best friend. It doesn't matter what you think Carly, it is done, over with…I can't spell it out any plainer than that. Sam, you have enough skeletons in your closet, that you should be worried and if I were you…" Diane said, and then shuddered at the thought. "I would start confessing everything to mommy dearest because you are going to need a full meal deal of attorneys to keep you out of the slammer and even then, I think it will be a lost cause."

She was tired of it all. When Jason said that many people in this town would lose their nut when he left, she'd thought he was thinking a little too highly of himself but seeing the idiots in action…

"Miss Miller, I don't know what you think you know but these lies you've been telling, will help no one. My granddaughter is flighty, she'll always come back to Lucky, it doesn't matter what they go through, they are destined, like star-crossed lovers…" Audrey Hardy said, tilting her nose in the air.

"You know, that is the same bullshit that Alexis' daughters try to spew about Sam and Jason. I don't see how it is any of your business who Elizabeth is with. The fact that you would willingly coerce your granddaughter to go back to a drugged out cop who can't keep it behind his zipper, baffles the mind and if I could, I'd love to slap you with negligence charges and a slew of others but this is the world we live in, where a sad, lonely and pathetic woman would rather see her own flesh and blood held with bonds of 'you owe him' and the like…I'm getting off track, the fact of the matter is, Elizabeth is a grown woman and mother and can choose who she wants. If you don't like it, do what you should have done years ago, disown her, she'd be better off anyway. People like you are why this world has gone down the toilet. You'd think the rapists, murderers and the like would be the downfall of mankind but no…it's judgmental, high-handed harpies like yourself, who believe they and only they, know what it best for everyone. If you were any kind of grandmother or woman, you would never have done what you did." Diane said. Her threshold for stupidity was quickly reaching its limits.

She had a brief moment, wondering where that useless louse Spencer was but actually thanked her…no pun intended…lucky stars that the moron was missing.

She scanned the crowd, wondering how many more people she was going to have to speak to before she could fly the skies and on to her new life. Casting a quick look towards Luke Spencer, she almost laughed that the souse was too soused. Deciding that Mr. Scorpio really was the last person she needed to speak to, she waved to him and the Quartermaine's. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I really don't have anything left to say. To sum it all up, so I can be on my way, Jason and Elizabeth have a child, they have left and will be getting married and probably popping out a kid every couple years, that one is very fertile…to the best of my knowledge, they will not be coming back. Jason wants nothing to do with almost all of you and as of this moment, that goes for Elizabeth as well. Mr. Scorpio, Q's, will you please come with me?"

Realizing that getting out of the ballroom with only the people she wanted was going to be something of a chore, Mac started directing his men to stand guard on the door so those that needed to leave, could. "Give us ten minutes and then open the doors. I know this isn't exactly above board but let's just get this over with."

"Thank you Mr. Scorpio…I don't have much left to say but this stuff is a little more…need to know." Diane said as Mac, Edward, Monica and Tracy follow the attorney.

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"Jasons…whys you so red?" Cam asked as he stepped a little too closely to the hard part Elizabeth had caused.

Clearing his throat wasn't going to help but he tried again before answering the little imp. "It's a little warm in here buddy. I am starting to think I might need to lay down for a bit." Jason said, directing a look towards his fiancé.

"Momma, Jasons not feelings good, you shoulds puts hims to bed." Cam said with an innocent smile.

"You think so? Maybe you and Jake can spend some time with the 'uncles' while I try to take care of him, would that be okay with you?" Elizabeth asked while gently pushing his hair out of his eyes.

"Sure, I's keep them online." Cam offered as he trounced off Jason's chair and over to the 'uncles'.

"You are such a sweet boy. Cam, I think you meant in line, not online…" Elizabeth said, trying to correct his grammar. Adding S's to his sentences was a lost cause lately, so she let that go more often than not. It seemed like a security blanket at the moment and there wasn't a single thing she could do but do better by him, to fix it.

"That's whats I saids…" Cam called over his shoulder while hoisting himself onto Francis' lap.

"I'm going to help your mom get Jason to bed, then when I come back we can play, okay bud?" Johnny said with a twinkling smile.

"Yay!" Cam shouted but quickly lowered his voice when he received a glare from his mother. "Inside voices…I's knows…"

As Johnny wedged his shoulder under Jason's arm, he leaned over to whisper in his ear. "Hot are you…under the collar maybe…I'll take my chance to tease you later, when little ears won't be there to repeat everything but to be serious for a moment, I'm happy for you two. Now, if you really want to lock her in…knock her up while you rediscover the joys of the mile-high club."

"I heard that you A-S-S-…don't give him any ideas and besides, I don't need to be 'locked in' you big jerk!" Elizabeth said while trying to glare but unable to pull it off. It wasn't that easy pulling off grumpy when all your dreams were coming true.

Johnny carefully lowered Jason to the bed before beating a hasty retreat. Yes, he was a jokester by nature but seeing two people he considered family, finally getting things right, well, even he couldn't stop the almost continuous smile from gracing his face. Maybe someday, when he was ready to stop being the perpetual boy, he'd grow up and meet the right lady for him.

"You know, we're stuck with them forever now, right?" Jason said as he started stripping. He may be slow on the uptake but he wasn't going to pass up on the opportunity to take advantage of a horizontal surface. Since making loving to her, he couldn't get enough and doubt he ever would.

"You know you love them, even when they are being giant pains in the butt. Enough talk mister, if I remember correctly, I'm supposed to be doctoring…" Elizabeth said with a wink.

"Well, get to doctoring, my temperature hasn't gone down, among other things. Although, I am sure your tender loving care will be enough to heal what ails me." Jason said as he pulled Elizabeth close and began to lay possession to her soft, plump lips.

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