"Hi! You're watching 'Question Corner' and I'm your host, Kale," I say, while wearing a black turtleneck and a long, red coat with blue jeans. "Today, we have with us, 501st trooper, Jesse!" I pointed to the left, where a man in blue colored armor walks on stage and grins wildly. The audience cheers in his wake which makes him wave to the crowd in response.
When we meet he snatches my hand and shakes it firmly before I offer him to sit. I instantly say, once we're both seated, "Jesse, you are so sweet for coming on 'Question Corner' for us, and really it means a lot to all of us." I look at the crowd and they bring on another roar of applause.
Jesse laughs, "I'm happy to be here," but he leans towards me and asks, "But there won't be any explosions, right?" I'm stunned for a moment, but burst out laughing when he sends a huge grin my way.."
"Okay, okay," I straighten myself within my chair and continue, "Let's start with our first question, from 'weathergirl1724', 'Did you believe that Dogma would actually shoot?"
He grinds on his teeth as his gaze drifts off, "Yeah, I did think he was going to have the execution-squad shoot me."
"Good thing he didn't."
He rubs his neck and nods, "A very good thing."
"Okay, from 'JediChick101', 'When Dogma killed Krell, would you say you were more jealous or happy for
him. Or maybe just glad that he wasn't loyal to Krell anymore, or a bit of both?"
"I'm just glad he's dead and Dogma needed to close that chapter for himself, so I'm happy for him."
"Again, from weathergirl17248, 'Did you have a feeling like, this is my time to go, or did you just feel assured that you'd make it out?"
"Heck no, I thought I was going to die!" He laughed as he rested into his chair, "But I'm just happy to be alive."
"Well, I'm glad you're alive too," I say, "Now, weathergirl17248 also says, 'I wanted to go into the show, and be like, DOGMA DON'T YOU DARE PULL THAT TRIGGER OR I'LL GO ALL GINGER-NINAJ ON YOU!"
Jesse laughed, "What a coincidence, I wanted to too." the crowd chuckled
"From Celtice and Dukakis 2016, 'Can your armor take a laser blast?"
"No, our armor isused to lower the intensity of laser-burns. Which means, if we get shot in the arm, the thigh, or either of our sides. It's why we have a chest plate. It does nothing if you're shot straight in the chest, but it completes the entire piece so that if you are shot on the side of your torso, you don't have that instant burn immediately. It's easier for the medics to treat."
"Wow! Really?" I lean against my arm, my elbow propped up on the armrest as I add, "I just always figured the designers of your armor presumed that it looked cute on you and had no other purpose whatsoever." the crowd breaks out laughing and I see Jesse blush, so for his sake, I turn to another question, "Ahsokatano191 asks, 'who are your closest brothers?"
"Well, not to show partiality, I've found Dogma's become a great brother, if you can believe that. Rex, Kix, Tup, and Fives are also close brothers of mine."
"You've got a good patch of friends there, Jesse," I say, smiling. "This next question is from 'captainrexbest35, 'What would you do if you were transferred into a Hunger Games/Star Wars crossover and had the ability to turn into a wolf at anytime you wished?"
"Uh..." He stared at me in amazement before actually saying, "Hunger Games?"
"Oh, oh." I shift within my chair as I say, "Thee 'Hunger Games' trilogy is a story about an evil Capital and a girl named, Katniss who is forced to contribute in the Capital games called the Hunger Games-"
"I see where the name came from." He muses.
"Yes well, what happens after that is when she's in these games there are twenty-four other tributes, and there can only by one lone victor. So anyway, I'd go deeper into it, but the question just involves what you would do in the Hunger Games. Thus, I shall ask, what would be your stragedy?"
He opens his mouth to speak, but I interrupt him, "Oh, and terrain will be...cold. Yeah, very cold. Snow's on the ground, you're in the middle of the games, seven tributes are already dead from the cornucopia incident, and you're in the vast forest with a few matches on your belt. What do you do?"
"I'd build a fire." He announces, but I'm forced to correct him, "You can't build a fire, Jesse."
"Why not?"
"Because they're hunting you down, they'll see the fire."
"Who's hunting me down?"
I bite my inner gum and add reluctantly, "Oh yeah...the other tributes are hunting you down. It's part of the games. You see every twelve to eighteen year old can play tribute to the games and when they're in the arena, they're forced to kill each other."
He becomes wide-eyed, "Twelve year olds? What kind of sick game is this? I thought we were just to survive the harsh terrain."
"Nope. The Gamemakers and the Capital civilian's want bloodshed. You can either be the predator or the pray. You may also hold alliances as long as you know you'll end of having to kill them in the end."
There's a beat of silence between us until finally he replies, "I don't think I have an answer to that. I don't want to kill any kids."
"What would you do then? If you were, so to say, forced to be part of the, 'Hunger Games'."
He rubbed the back of his neck, "Maybe protect the kids, keep them from dying. But technically in clone years I'm twenty-two. So I'm in the clear."
"Cute. But, what about the end result? The lone victor thing." I smile at him, curious as to what he'll say in reply.
He crossed his arms and answers roughly, "Who says there has to be one lone victor? I can deal with this Capital myself, even if it means execution. I mean, I've already gone through one execution, how different could they all be?"
I lean forward and shake his hand, "Well, Mr. Everdeen, I am pleased with your answer."
Everyone begins to laugh, while Jesse just gives a puzzled look, so I figured I'd just hand him my collection of the, 'Hunger Games' series later and he'll get what I mean by the statement.
"Okay, next question, from 'Celtice and Dukakis 2016, 'Is it hard to see inside your helmet?"
"Nope," He shakes his head, probably pleased this topic involves something he does know, "I practically grew up inside this here bucket." He gestures to his helmet off to the side of his foot, "It's perfectly natural for me."
"Well," I begin, clasping my hands together ,"Now's a great time to announce 2-2-7!"
Jesse and I look to my right and see the curtain rising. 2-2-7's there and is waving at the crowd excitedly, "Is everyone ready?"
"We're ready!"
"Okay! Then let's get started!
"A man loses his dog, so he puts an ad in the paper. And the ad says, "Here,
boy!"
The crowd chuckles and so he tell his last joke,
"An airline captain was breaking in a new stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the
closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
2-2-7 waves goodbye as the curtains close again, everyone laughing as this happens.
Jesse and I stand, laughing and shaking hands. "It was a pleasure having you on the show, Jesse." I smile sweetly.
Jesse replies, still shaking my hand, "The pleasure was all mine, Miss Kale."as he walks away, I wave goodbye to him and he waves back. When he's disappeared, I turn to the camera say,
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