"Hi! You're watching 'Question Corner' and I'm your host, Kale," I say, while wearing a long-sleeved purple top and pair of black jeans, "And today we have with us, Captain Rex!" I point to the left of me, where a man in blue armor comes on stage, his helmet under his arm. Captain Rex walked up to me and we shook hands, "Please, take a seat." I gesture him to the dark red and green interview chairs behind me.

"Thank you," He smiles, comfortably; because he and I knew each other well-enough to know there wouldn't be any awkwardness between us. I sat down beside him and crossed my legs while saying, "It's so good to see you again," I look to the crowd, "You know, he is fun to have at Thanksgiving dinners. Him and his brothers have plenty of stories to tell. It was amazing!" Rex throws his head back laughing and replies, "Well, thank you for listening to them, Miss Kale."

"So, are you ready to start off with some questions?" I ask, shuffling the 'Question Corner' cards in my hands with anticipation.

He replies, "I'm ready for anything." and tucks him helmet off to the side of himself.

"I figured since we've had you on before it's pretty clear at how things work, right?"

"I think I can handle it, though a couple of my men have told me just how rough things have gotten after you had Krell on."

I raise my shoulders and drop them, "Yeah, it's weird! It's like he's left a curse on us or something. We get the occasional grenades and all that stuff. It's a war-zone in here."

"Well, as long as you keep up those self-defense classes of yours." He say sending me a wink.

I laugh at his remark. "Fine. Go ahead and mock me, but I wouldn't if I were you," I reach behind myself and pull out a Santa cowboy hat, "Because you have to wear this."

He grabs it from me and groans, "If I didn't know better, I'd say you planned this."

I bat my eyes to the crowd and press my shoulders together, "Why, whatever do you mean?"

He picks up the hat and presses it down on his head, tilting it forward slightly to give himself a little more dignity. There's a long silence, but if you look at my face you can tell I'm holding back a choke of laughter. By the time I actually let out a laugh I've held it back for too long and it comes out more like an evil-cackle. Which makes Rex laugh and this makes everyone else in the audience laugh, and I end up finding myself burying my face within my hands.

When several minutes pass, I wave the crowd to calm down, but it fails and I wind up laughing all over again. A couple of minutes later, we all find whatever made us laugh before was silly and settle down a little.

"Alright. Alright." I giggle, "Let's start with out first question. From 'weathergirl17248', 'Rex, how did you get your Phase 2 Armor to look so awesome? I mean, your helmet and stuff has all it's original markings, even though it's the new stuff."

Rex bends down to pick his helmet up off the ground and places it on his lap. He points to the visor as he explains, "I've welded a couple of my old phase I armor onto the new phase II body-armor, like this T-visor is from phase I. I wasn't about to let my old helmet go that easily, so I did some changes of my own."

"You know, I remember Commander Cody telling me about you welding your own armor," I tapped my chin, "I believe he said he was impressed by your work."

"But he'll never admit that to me." pressing his fingers against his Jaig Eyes, I can see he's found another area he's crafted onto his armor he wants to show us. He's very impressed with his work as he should be; because the detail he put into this project was incredible. He even took the front end of his helmet where his Jaig Eyes were and welded it to his Phase II armor. I was amazed at his abilities he attains.

"You know, I think you could learn any trade out there if you put your mind to it, Rex." I muse, leaning against my hand, "Because I. Am. Impressed. Really, you've got a talent going there. I wouldn't even know where to start when it comes to welding."

Chest swelling with pride, Rex smiles and says thank you.

"Okay," I flip to another card, "from 'JediChick101', 'On Geonosis, when Anakin and Ahsoka used the force to drop you off that bridge, did you realize they were going to catch you?"

He scratched at the back of his neck, "Actually, no. I didn't think they were going to catch me, but I figured they thought being dropped from a cliff would be a better death than blowing up into a thousand pieces." we all begin to laugh.

I turn to another card and say, "This next question is from 'ShadowMaster77', 'Why do you have nearly bald, short blonde hair?"

Upon this inquire, he spontaneously runs his hand across his short blonde hair and replies, "I did it because I liked the feeling. Less weight on your head, and it's easier to have in battle. I remember telling you before that hair is like an enemy's personal torture-handle."

I chuckled and went to another card, "Yeah, I remember that. From 'AngelAnimexinf', 'Have there ever been any missions where you thought you would die?"

"Umbara looked pretty bleak. I never thought I'd live to see another day after that." He replies.

I comment, "I think all of us were worried on that mission. From 'captainrexbest35', 'What would you do if you were surrounded by fan-girls led by none other than: (*dun, dun, dun*) Your rival: CAPTAIN QUAY?!"

Rex raised a brow, "Captain Quay?" he looked to me for further explanation.

"Um..." I seek for more information on the card and see something useful, "Captain Quay is her OC, for Original Character."

"Oh," he begins, clearly rolling with it, as he slams his hand on his heart, "Captain Quay. I almost forgot about him. Yes well, hat would be terrible!"

"I know!" I giggled.

He goes on, "To be chased by fan-girls who were led by my arch-enemy Quay!" He shakes his head in disbelief, "I don't know what I'd do."

"I'd hate to be in your shoes." and then go onto another card, "But remember, you can do any trade except acting. From 'jediclonecowgirl, 'It looks like you have grown to care for Fives after Umbara. Is that true?" and so I comment, "I agree with them. You guys seem like you've become great friends, while before it was more leader and rookie."

Rex replies, "Well, when a brother is at a different rank than you, there's different things you and that person are assigned to, so when he got promoted I could talk to him a lot more. He's a good brother, I respect him."

"Well, good. From 'ShadowMaster77', 'How'd you get so awesome with your DC-17 blaster pistols?"

"That's easy. The Kamino training center taught me everything I know about fighting, including the DC-17 blaster pistols. I like using them more than a DC-15A blaster rifle."

"Alright then, this next question is from 'jediclonecowgirl', 'Dogma said that you vouched for him in court. What made you do this?"

"The kid realized Krell was a trader, and the Kaminoans do tell us to follow orders blindly. He just had to realize the hard way how to be independent. Everyone deserves a second chance."

"Except for Krell."

He nodded, "Except for Krell."

I think for a moment and then add, "And Count Dooku."

"That's true. Grievous, as well."

"Even Ventress."

"Also Cad Bane. But we should probably move on." he laughs, laying his ankle of his knee.

"Good point. From 'AngelAnimexinf', 'How good of friends would you say you were with Cody? Is it a perfect friendship, or were there times when he said something like, "I'm a Commander, you're a Captain, so you're forced to listen to me?"

He answers, "Has he ever done that? No, not yet. Probably thinking of saying it now that you gave him the idea," the audience chuckles, "But we're good friends, even with our ranks still in mind."

"Alright then, from 'AaylaKitofNiflheim', 'If you were an 'Avenger' character, which one would you be? Why?"

He shrugs in mid-reply, "I'm going out on a limb here and saying, Hawkeye. I've never seen the movie, so as for why, I just picked him because I remember someone talking about him once."

I flip to another question, "That's okay. We'll just do another card then. From 'dogmatup23', 'Rex if Krell joined the Sith, what will you do and will Anakin be mad at you?"

"I'd be mad at myself if he got away, but I think General Skywalker would be focused on chasing down that piece of rike-weed. The whole Republic would be doing everything they could to chase him down. The information he held with the Republic was too vital."

"Then it's good he's dead." I commented, "From 'Celtice and Dukakis 2016', 'What is the war room meetings like?"

He shrugs and answers, "There isn't much to it actually, just battle-tactics and that's it."

"What are the battle-tactics about?" I smirk.

"You know I can't answer that." he pretends to glare at me and we laugh.

"Okay. Okay. From 'JediChick101', 'Who would you rather be around: A battalion of Battle droids or General Skywalker when he's angary?"

"General Skywalker when he's angry. Regulations will keep him from killing me." everyone chuckles and I turn to another card, 'from 'ShadowMaster77', 'What went through your head the first time you saw Krell, before he was confirmed a traitor?"

"I thought he was reckless," He answered, "Didn't care for my opinion like General Skywalker did, and never considered how his two-second made up plan effected our men. Before finding out he was a trader, he wasn't my most favorite Jedi."

I shake my head and say, "Who can blame you. He was a jerk. From 'AaylaKitofNiflheim', 'How many fan-girls do you have? It's a ridiculous amount, right?"

"Fan-girls?" he raises a brow, "What is she talking about?"

I sighed ,"Um, you, infact, do have fan-girls. There's blogs everywhere about you, so she's just curious as to how many you have, but considering you now just found out..." I laid the card with the question down on the table, "We'll just place that one back." I then begin another card, "From 'jediclonecowgirl', 'How did it make you feel, as Fives and Jesse were supposed to be executed?"

He rested a little more into his chair, "I felt horrible. You see, we're told we'll die an honorable death, but to think for a second that they'd be forced to be executed and let alone be killed by your own brothers. I didn't like it one bit." reaching over and patting his knee as I say, "I'm glad they're alive, Rex." and he answers, "I as well."

Taking in a gulp, I lean back into my chair and read from the next card, "From 'Sithlord8665', 'What would you do if you ordered to kill your high Commanding Officer, a Jedi? Would you do it or betray your brothers and the Republic?"

"That's a hard one." He ran his fingers over the top of his head, "I don't know."

"Are you sure?" I ask.

He answers, "Yeah, I'm sure. It all depends on the situation, maybe. Like if I were ordered to Kill Krell, that a different story, but really I don't know."

"Well," I sigh, "Let's try another question then. 'Yaya The Elf' asks, 'Is it awkward to know that while you have the body and mind of a 22 year old, you're actually only, like, 10?"

He replies, "I can see where you would think it could be weird for me, like I'd somehow feel different from a normal human being, but I don't." He shrugs, "The only thing that makes me feel odd is that I won't live as long as any other human-being, even though I am human." He sighed, "I wish I had a lot more years on me, but that's just life." looking up at him I see he's not trying to gain sympathy from anyone, he's just stating the facts and answering the person's question. Yet, I can't help but want to hug him, but I restrain myself; because this instinct reminds me of something. I immediately stand and grab the Captain's hand, making him stand with me as I explain, "Before we go any further into the show we have a few requests to grant."

I then ask the crowd of people, "Is there a weathergirl17248 and captainrexbest35 in the audience tonight?"

Just then, two girls stand and start to descend down the long stairs together. Both refusing to make eye-contact with the Captain.

Once they reach the 'Question Corner' stage, I run down to them and lead them by the hands to the leader of the 501st. When they're face to face with him, I look at weathergirl17248 and then at Captain Rex and explain, "Weathergirl17248 wants a hug." the girl tilts her head up a little and there's a streak of red going from cheek to cheek.

Amused, Rex smirks and complies by opening his arms. This instantly triggers weathergirl17248 to dart herself into his arms and giving him one big squeeze, she then released herself from him and said, "Thank you." She started to walk away when she suddenly turned on her heels and smacked her fist against the Captain's shoulder, "But, if you die I will kill you."

Completely unfazed by the punch, Captain Rex stared down at her and smiled, "I'll...keep that in mind. Thank you, weathergirl17248."

As she walked away, clearly satisfied, I whispered to her, "Nice one."

"I know right." her chest swelled with pride as she settled by my side and we both watched while captainrexbest35 and Captain Rex stare each other down. I crossed by arm and nodded to captainrexbest35, "Don't worry, Honey, just do it like I told you." Rex raised a brow at me, but couldn't ask any further when captainrexbest35 suddenly raised a silver tinted box up to his face. She sweetly smiled and batted her eyes lightly, "I got you a gift." He picks up the gift like it's the most fragile thing in the world and eyes all four of the corners, smiling.

"Thank you, captainrexbest35." He says, looking back at the young woman, "This is very thoughtful."

I lean forward and whisper, "Open it up." and look back at weathergirl smirking. "What's going to happen?" she asks and I give her a look that screams, you'll-see.

Rex opens the box and pulls out a blue teddy bear that smiles up at him. He really didn't get a chance to be amused at the present before captainrexbest35 ran up and pecked a kiss on his lips and squeezed her arms around his torso, then ran up beside me and giggled.

"What was that about?" weathergirl17248 chuckled.

I reply, wrapping an arm around captainrexbest35's shoulders and giving her a half-hug, "We knew Captain Rex wouldn't have been as compliant to getting kissed by a stranger as, Arc trooper, Fives did, so she picked out a present and used it as a distraction. Distractions do a world of good."

Weathergirl17248 nodded with approval, "I'm impressed." she begins to dig into her own pockets and says, "Hey, Rex, hold on. I think I've got something in here to give you." Laughing afterwards, her and captainrexbest35 walked away, waving away at the stunned Captain before finding their seats in the audience.

Meanwhile, Rex just stood there, his gaze flickering from the girls to me and I approached him sweetly and said soothingly, "I know I should of warned you, but I thought a small kiss wouldn't be that bad. But if there's anyway I can make it up to you I will."

Upon this suggestion, he folds his arms and says, "I get to kiss you then."

The crowd awes at the prospect of Captain Rex wanting to kiss me, but I just shrug it off and laugh, "Very cute, now come on." Him and I walk back to the chairs and before I sit I say, "Now give a round of applause to 2-2-7!"

The audience watches as the curtains rise and there stands a metal droid and decked out with a bowtie and a top-hat and a sleek, black cane that he leaned against. "Hello, my people!" they all say hello back and 2-2-7 then says, "Are you ready for a little humor here and there?"

"YEAH!"

"Okay! Here we go!

Sally walked in to the Dentist office to make an appointment. "How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?" She asked." "It's $130″, was the prompt reply.

"$130!" gasped Sally, that's ridiculous! There must be a way for you to go cheaper."

"Well," said the Dentist thoughtfully, I suppose if we don't numb it, we could knock off $30."

"Only $30?" countered Sally, "that's still $100, you've got to make it cheaper."

"Well," said the Dentist after a long pause, "I suppose if we take it out with a wrench we could knock it down to $50."

"Perfect" said Sally happily.

"I would like to make an appointment for next Tuesday, for my husband Jack."

The audience chuckled a little and so he went on,

An older couple were walking on a beach when suddenly a magic godmother came up in front of them, "You can each have one wish," she says.

The wife made her wish first, "I would like to travel around the world, with my husband," Suddenly there appeared in her hand two tickets for travel around the world. Now it was the husband's turn, "Well" said the husband, "I'm sorry, honey, but you're fat, have cellulite, and your wrinkles are so obvious. I wish for a younger companion." The words were barely out of his mouth when poof, he aged 20 years! Don't mess with a female godmother."

The crowd chuckled a little more and so he said his last one,

"And this next joke is better to see for yourself, so just keep me in mind when you watch this.

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The curtains close and 2-2-7 waves goodbye, but not as excitedly. Probably not happy he didn't get to say the joke.

I stand from my seat and so does Captain Rex. Just as I go to shake his hand he wraps his arms around me and gives me a small kiss that only lasts a few seconds. The crows rages with a roar of applause and when he pulls away he say, "Distractions do a world of good."

The audience begins to chant, "KISS HIM BACK!"

Blushing, I comply and kiss his cheek; because I am far too nervous to actually kiss him back, but he pulls away smiling.

"You owed me." He laughed, the audience's cheer drowning out most of the noise.

I shrugged, "Yeah, I did." my gaze casts down at the last card on the table. I pick it up and see it says: From dogmatup23, 'Rex, if you were to fall in love what would you do?'

I should of asked that earlier, because now it's not an appropriate time. So I let the card fall down behind my feet and solemnly apologize to dogmatup23 in my mind. I then walk up to the side of Rex and hand him a card.

"What's this?" He raises a brow.

I answered, "It's all the people we thank on our show. You can do it today." I reach up and kiss his cheek once more, saying loudly, "But you don't mind. Right, Honey?" the crowd laughs.

Then Rex begins to read from the card, "I would like to thank everyone for watching 'Question Corner' this week. Thank you, Sithlord8665, Dark Brother 16, jediclonecowgirl, Comrade, TripleThreat123, weathergirl17248, Dovahkiin154, Dogma23, Rexsgirl123, purplewillowtrees, NobelMeta, Kickincupcakebutts6, Guest, glabierules, Ahsokatano191, JediChick101, Shadowmaster77, Celtice and Dukakis 2016, AaylaKit, Bookreaderninja, Yaya The Elf, AaylaKitofNiflheim, Dogmatup23, Spikala, Shadowclanwarrior, Snip1212, Captainrexbest35, Rex133668, monsterhuntergod-Ratholas Mkl, Gamergirl052, Nat13cat, AaylaKit, Avalonyx, AL0LT0, just another fanfic author, Angel's anthem, Anakin Ahsoka, Azalea, Rose, Tessika 14, Queen, Thearistacats, Skywalker02, Onryo, KitFisto'sGirl, Alex Tsukino, lady gaga, lefty blondy, Ahsoka33, and TCTrent45!"

"And remember," I say, grinning from ear to ear, "this is, 'Question Corner', getting you the answers you've been waiting for!"