HEY-OOOOO, IT'S ME, THE DARKE LORDE! K guys, intoductions aside, and now it's time for a BRAND NEW, TOTALLY EPIC, Ask The Age-Flipped Loud Kids.

AND NOW IT'S TIME 4 ATAFLK!

Lola and Lana said in sync, "ASK US NOW! WE CANNOT BEAR ANOTHER LIVING MOMENT!"

The twins said, "REALLY?"

"Really."

MEET YO CO-STARS…..

The Louds did a synchronized drumroll.

THE VOLTRON PALADINS! Plus Allura and Coran.

Said 5 universal heroes and 2 Alteans came in, with Allura saying, "Could you hurry with this? The universe needs the Paladins."

Lance (The Blue Paladin) said, "AW, C'MON, ALLURA! We just got here, and you want to LEAVE ALREADY?!"

Sorry anyone who wants to leave. You WILL die if you try to leave. K?

Allura said, "WHAT?!"

Coran said, "WHELP, since we'll be here for a while…" and threw up his cube thing from the Olkari and sang the words, "Oh Coran,my Coran, he is such a beautiful man!"

The cubes recited, "Oh Coran, my Coran, he is such a beautiful man!"

The Louds "OOOHHH"ed and "AAAHHH"ed at the cubes.

Lily, Hunk?

Said 17-year-old and Yellow Paladin said, "Yeah?"

I PRONUNCE YOU TO A COOKIE-OFF!

Both rushed away to make cookies.

MEANWHILE…. Pidge, Lisa?

Said 16-year-old and Green Paladin said, "Yeah?"

BBRRAAIINN-OOFFFF!

Both got a chalk board and started writing VERY complicated problems. At that time Hunk and Lily came in with DELICIUOS looking cookies. I took a bite of each and proclaimed Hunk the winner.

Hunk said, "WHOOP!" while Lily went up to her room and screamed, "IT's NOT FAIR!"

Unfortunately for her, EVERYONE heard it, and the cubes screamed in a multi-robo-Lily voice, "IT'S NOT FAIR!"

Lola, you are preggers. If you ain't, I'll make you fall in wuv.

Lola said, "I'M NOT PREGNANT!" showing a negative pregnancy test.

WHOOPS, I almost forgot. Y'alls, HAVE A DO-DO!
Allura and Coran said, "A WHAT?" then EVERY SINGLE ONE of the Paladins, Allura, and Coran, plus the cubes a little after, said, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Can we have one?" as 14 do-dos waddled in at Lisa snapping her fingers.

All the Paladins, Allura & Coran pleaded, "Can we PLEASE have one? PPLLEEAASSEE?"

Lisa said, "Yes. In fact, you can all have 2 each."

The Paladins, Allura, and Coran said, "YES!" and started to pick two for themselves. The space mice were shooting death stares at the do-dos.

Lance, Keith, why are you guys always fighting? It's REALLY getting old.

Lance and Keith were yellin' at each other, noticed the camera and question, joined together arm-in-arm, and lied, "What're you talkin' about? We're best buds, right, bud? Yeah, bud." Afterward, they were yellin' at each other again.

Lana, I thinks Shiro is being cocky that you'll TOTALLY be his galfriend.

Lana looked at Shiro, who was talking to Allura and boasting about by the end of the episode she would be his girlfriend.

Lana screamed, "THIS… IS… SSSSPPPPAAAARRRRTTTTAAAA!" and kicked Shiro. Hard. In the groin.

Lisa and Pidge said, "Done!" and showed the same answer: 19. Dude.

Pidge: Boy or Girl, Pidge Gunderson or Katie Holt?

Pidge, puzzled, said, "Why?"

SUMMONING… THE SQUID TO THE WARD!

Pidge started shivering like CUH-RAY-ZAY and said, "OH PLEASE… NOT THE SQUIDWARD!"

The other Paladins, Allura, and Coran said, "WAIT JUST A MINUTE HERE… YOU'RE SCARED OF SQUIDWARD!?

"Scared? SCARED!? I'M MORTIFIED BY HIM!"

Squidward came in, saying, "Oh. Hi. Might as well play my clarinet."

"NO NONONONONO….. YOU DON'T MEAN…. THE CLARINET?!"

Squidward said, "Yep," and started to play, despite Pidge Gunderson KATIE HOLT was screaming as if he SHE was being raped.

ALSO KATIE…

Katie said, "Y-Y-Y-Yeah?"

AND everyone else from Voltron…

"YES?"

Me & your arch nemesis Zarkon are besties, AND he gave me Katie's mom, dad, AND brother Matt for my honored guests!

While Allura was having a HUGE FREAKING RANTING FIT, Katie said, "WHAT!? MOM?! DAD?! MATT?! CAN YOU HAER ME!?"

They said that they can you loud & clear, Katie.

All of the other Paladins, Allura, Coran, and the cubes said, "WILL YOU STOP CALLING PIDGE A GIRL & KATIE HOLT!? HE'S A FRICKIN' BOY NAMED PIDGE, CHEESY CRACKERS!"

But that's her real sex & Name! I looked it up, trust me.

"OH REALLY? Pidge, ASNN?"

Katie, embarrassed and blushing, said, "15, M, Pidge Gunderson, Italian."

LIES! ANYWHO, Squidy… continue playing.

Squidward couldn't talk, as he was still playing his clarinet. Oops. I have forgotten the REAL people this is meant for. Sorry, Louds. They all said, "S'Okay!"

Lucy, will you give Katie Holt a dose of Veritaserum for me please?

Lucy said, "Sure," and went to the kitchen to get Katie a drink. She came back with some orange juice, and Katie ran to Lucy, tackled her, and said, "ORANGE JUICE!? MY FAVORITE!" and swigged the whole thing down before the other Paladins said, "PIDGE NO! THAT HAS VERITASERUM IN IT!" than looked in horror as Katie started spilling out her deepest, darkest, and worst secrets, such as, "My name is Katie Holt, I am a girl, I read Keith, Hunk, Lance, Coran, and Allura's diaries ALL the time, I kiss Lance, Keith, and Hunk in their sleep ALL the time, I made Shiro's cyborg arm sound like a light-saber when it moves, and I steal Hunk's cookies ALL the time," then fell down, unconscious. The other Paladins got her up, with her BARELEY conscious, then was shoved by Hunk, with him saying, "YOU KISSED ME IN MY SLEEP!? AND YOU READ MY DIARY!? AND YOU STEAL MY COOKIES!? HOW COULD YOU, KATIE!?" was kissed on the lips by Lance, who said, "You're toxic," (A/N: Sorry if I got the song Toxic stuck in your head) and Shiro said, "So YOU'RE behind my cyborg-arm-sounding-like-a-light-saber prank," and Allura and Coran blushed right down to their necks and right up to the roots of their hair, and probably farther. Unfortunately I couldn't see as their hair is super frickin' thick. Also Keith went away to sulk.

Also for Lucy, give Katie another potion, but this time give her an Anti-Incognito potion.

Lucy said, "K" and went to the kitchen to get another orange juice for Katie, this time with the Anti-Incognito potion. Katie drank it all up and then said, "EEEEEEWWWWWW. Why am I wearing this TOTALLY disgusting stuff that Matt calls clothing? AND WHY AM I NOT WEARING A FREAKING BRA!? AND WHY DO I NOT HAVE ANY FREAKING LONG HAIR!? ? Hold on a sec," and almost ran away when I told her that Matt was REALLY mad at calling his clothes totally disgusting. She said, "Sorry, Matt!" then ran upstairs to change.

Lisa, what is 'the pancakes are making love in the bed' in German, Spanish, Chinese, and French?

Lisa said, "Die Pfannkuchen machen die Liebe im Bett, Los panqueques están haciendo el amor en la cama, Jiānbing zhèngzài chuángshàng zuò'ài, and Les pancakes font l'amour dans le lit, respectively," with the Paladins, Allura, and Coran being VERY impressed. Lisa also said, "I ALSO know how to say it in Latin and Greek, which are et faciens pancakes sunt amoris in lectulo and oi tiganítes kánoun agápi sto kreváti, respectively. Therefore, I speak 8 languages." This made them even MORE impressed.

Lincoln, Do you want Ronnie Anne and Clyde to co-star with the other co-stars next episode. Lily, would you want Bobby to co-star to?

Both of them nodded, giggling giddly.

Lynn, arm wrestle with Shiro's cyborg arm.

Shiro yelled, "OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!" holding his cyborg arm. Lynn said, "I read it and challenged Shiro to an arm wrestling contest with his cyborg arm. I also challenged Hunk and allowed him to use both of his arms, but I BEAT them with only ONE non-robo arm," pointing to Hunk, who was whimpering to his limp arm, with Katie (Who was wearing Lola's dress on & a random Hermione wig), Keith, and Lance laughing like a clan of hyenas (A/N: I did NOT make that name up. That's a REAL name for more than one hyena. Look it up if you don't believe me.)

Twins, have you ever done a joint-music-joke show before?

Luan said to the Paladins, Allura, and Coran, "A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, 'Bartender, how much do I owe you?' The bartender replies, 'for you, neutron, no charge'" Luna does the traditional "Bad-um-bish" on the drums and everyone laughs. Luan hits another joke, "A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air and heads for the door. 'Hey!' shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, 'I'm a panda. Google me.' Sure enough, 'Panda: a tree-climbing animal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.'" Before Luna could even finish the "Bad-um-bish" the Paladins, Allura, and Coran were laughing like CUH-RAY-ZAY in different positions:

Katie: BARELY standing and not even upright and clutching her stomach like she was in labor.

Allura and Coran: On their stomachs and pounding the floor with their fists.

Shiro and Keith: Rolling on the floor.

Hunk and Lance: Clutching their stomachs and rocking.

The twins said, "LOUD TWINS, OUT! What were you asking?"

Leni, do you like Hunk's cookies?

Leni said in a muffled-by-cookies-made-by-Hunk sort of way, "Yep!"

Lori, do you think the space mice are cute?

Lori babbled and Luan translated it to that she thought they were absolutely adorable.

Also for Lori, act cuddly.

Lori made her eyes huge and vulnerable, fell onto her back, and started cooing. You may now squeal at the mental image.

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

Everyone started dancing at the same time. As I started to end the episode, Lincoln said over the noise, "Wait? No explosions?"

Nope.

I ended the episode to the epic dancing song, "I Like To Move It."