S5E2 Lore of the AlcoMaster
DTN S5E2
THERE IS NO EVIDENCE
Of this EXILED GOD's
EXISTENCE
So this is all just rumors
...
uh
Nothing Concrete
Nothing Substantiate
No Clues
But...
There is talk...
That there is this
Exiled God...
I believe
we just heard his name
Astracahor
or, something like that
we'll just call him
Astra
*scratches
bridge of
NOSE*
The only way to
Reach
this God...
Chtrax realixed
was through the mighty
power of
of a wish spell
(**)
uh
Moreover
Th-The Xill
A new where he could
FIND
ONE(1)
at minimal cost
beware of the
WORLDS' LARGEST
DUNGEON
and it's original
purpose
you suspected the Devil's
VAULT
Still contained the
a powerful Pit Fiend
named Kittor
WOW
A PIT FIEND?!
HONESTLY?!
WOW
(Not World of Warcraft folks)
I guess yeah you would
need to slay a Pit Fiend
First
before
you got to a Solar Angel
under demonic influence
You would need to slay
a Pit Fiend or a BALOR
(Like LOTR)
before getting to Solar Angels
WOW
always forget about those
hair mysteriously moving
His name is (actually)
Kettor
(not Kittor...)
as a ... eh...
shakes head
the mad plan to be
certain Chtrax
has been
specially careful
not to reveal
the TRUTH
Pined his goals
Seeing the walls
of the Visit
would surely result
in the DEATHS of
all his SERVANTS
the wicked Xill
a myraid
of matieral planes
But Atlas,
for all his searching
he could not locate the
PLACE
...
that might be a typo
. . .
I think its suppose to
say Alas, or maybe it
does say Alas, but
Alas, ehh can kind of
look like Atlas, when
. . .
thee uh font is all
scrunched tiny and
PIXEL-IZED you can't
really even specifically
MAKE OUT the details
. . .
perhaps you can't make
out the details of what
you are saying you are
just sort of guessing at
it, to me it looks like
. . .
it says Atlas. But, that
is just wishful thinking
it is also amazing how
YOU can't really keep track
of the words WE say AT
. . .
each
other
er...
(that was weird)
though how much
of this
just-st filling
uh... the air
with one's (1's)
voice
YA KNOW
smacks
breath out
...
Yes I think it
was Alas
lol
but why would you say
"But Alas,"
I don't know (idk)
I('d)('ll) have to
look upt the
technical usuage
function
of Alas...
(interjection)
silence
...
Numbers (#s) (4NUM)
spoke eloquently
of it in frustration
and he tortured and
MAIMED (...)
many a sage and skull
Scholar in his efforts
to locate the massive
complex
until finally one (1)
BRUTALIZED
Sol gave him the power to
name
ALCO-MAN
...
scratches itch
huh!
even Chtras
have heard of this
ANCIENT
LOREMASTER
but he had believed
like most beings
PLANES
Old man dead
(...)
he quickly tracked down
SAGE
finding him
Deep within the Astral
PLANE
...that makes sense...
(in a way)
(Pft!)
Course its gonna be
there...
After torturing the old man
for two years
the sage finally revealed
(reveled?)
the room
the location of the
DUNGEON
not trusting the information
CHTRAX
took the cripples
Scholar with them
when they finally Reach-ed
Dis-sprawling complex
he killed the Old Man
(Lao Tzu)
and left his bones to ROT
on the surface
the floor
descending into the
DUNGEON's
TUNNELS
unable to locate the vault
on his own
he suspected it
remained concealed and
and intact
he realized that he
he never hoped to uncover
uncover the vault on his
OWN
(oiu)
as the labouror
of A fourty (40) two (2)(A42)
WHELMED
for jus
One (1) creature
So he turned to
the Derro
Derro those are deep dwarves
...I think...
Derro... (hmm...)
for assistance
in their warrens
they had uncovered
extencive
vains
of true silver
a substance as
POWERFUL
as
THE PHILOSOPHER STONE
and especially useful
for controlling and
containing devils
...that makes sense
a true silver would
be used for infernal
purposes
that makes a lot of
sense actual-ly
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