"Hi! This is 'Question Corner' with a Christmas update!" I begin, while wearing a fuzzy purple sweater, "In two days, we'll be having Jesse on one more time! Any questions, and any requests, please ask them now before he's gone forever." I pick up a present at the side of the tree behind me and say, "Why not we Earthians share with him a little bit of our Christmas spirit! Give him a present, give him one of your family's most cherished traditions, and" I wink at the camera, "choose his Christmas hat! I'll pick from the best hat idea given to us."
Waving goodbye as the camera man zooms out I say, "And don't forget, no M-rated questions and we'll all have a great Christmas! Merry Doomsday!"