It's time for… ASK THE AGE-FLIPPED LOUD KIDS!
Lily said, "OH YEAH!"
Lincoln said, "CAN WE ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS? PLEATH?!"
The twins face-palmed.
Lana, are ya preggo?
Lana said, "Yeah, but I miscarried."
Lola did a fake tear by dragging her finger down her face from the corner of her eye.
Lily, have a baby w/ Bobby.
Lily and Bobby were looking at a little pink bundle. In said bundle was… an adorable baby girl.
Lily said, "Guys, meet your new niece, Madelyn."
Then, Madelyn shot her own arm out, like, 50 feet. Bobby said, "Wow. Our daughter has elasticity powers."
Lily said, "Yeah. Weird." (A/N: They still have their super powers from last episode, K? K. Proceed.)
Lincoln, have a baby w/ Ronnie Anne.
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne were looking into a crib with… a little baby boy.
Ronnie Anne said, "Guys, meet Jason."
Jason poofed out of sight and reappeared near Madelyn. Lincoln said, "SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOO, our son can teleport."
Ronnie Anne said, "Yeah. Weird."
Philip, what would you name a baby of yours? 2 boy names, 2 girl names.
Philip said, "For the boy names, Riley or Arel, and for the girl names, April or Nadiya."
Lola, have a baby w/ Philip.
Lola and Philip came through the door with… a baby girl. Lola said, "Meet our new baby girl, April."
April shot water out of her hand, and giggled as it drenched her own aunt Lisa.
Lola and Philip looked at each other and said, "Water Control."
Lisa said, "No dip, Sherlock!"
Lana, there's a 14-year-old guy right behind you.
Said teen spun real fast to see said person.
He said, "My name's Bowie Calvino, do ya wanna get a smoothie?"
Lana said, "K," and went out the door with him.
Guys, sing What does the Fox say, Shiny, and then You're Welcome, in that order, K?
They sang like this:
Lily: Dog goes "woof"
Lisa: Cat goes "meow"
Lola: Bird goes "tweet"
Lana: And mouse goes "squeek"
Lucy: Cow goes "moo"
Lincoln: Frog goes "croak"
Lynn: And the elephant goes "toot"
Luan: Ducks say "quack"
Luna: And fish go "blub"
Leni and Lori: And the seal goes "ow ow ow"
Bobby, Ronnie Anne, Clyde, Philip, and Bowie: But there's one sound That no one knows
Everyone: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!?
Lily, Bobby, Lola, and Philip: "Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!" What the fox say?
Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, Lynn, and Clyde: "Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!" What the fox say?
Lana, Bowie, Luna, and Luan: "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" What the fox say?
Leni, Lori, and Lucy: "Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!" What the fox say?
Lily: Big blue eyes
Lisa: Pointy nose
Lola: Chasing mice
Lana: And digging holes
Lucy: Tiny paws
Lincoln: Up the hill
Lynn: Suddenly you're standing still
Luan: Your fur is red So beautiful
Luna: Like an angel in disguise But if you meet
Leni and Lori: A friendly horse
Bobby, Ronnie Anne, Clyde, Philip, and Bowie: Will you communicate by Mo-o-o-o-orse? Mo-o-o-o-orse? Mo-o-o-o-orse?
Loud Kids: How will you speak to that Ho-o-o-o-orse? Ho-o-o-o-orse? Ho-o-o-o-orse?
Everyone: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!?
Lily, Bobby, Lola, & Philip: "Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!" What the fox say?
Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, Lynn, & Clyde: "Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!" What the fox say?
Lana, Bowie, Luan, & Luna: "A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee!" What the fox say?
Leni, Lori, & Lucy : "A-oo-oo-oo-ooo! Woo-oo-oo-ooo!" What does the fox say?
Everyone: The secret of the fox Ancient mystery Somewhere deep in the woods I know you're hiding What is your sound? Will we ever know? Will always be a mystery What do you say?
Girls: You're my guardian angel Hiding in the woods What is your sound?
Boys: Wa-wa-way-do, wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do, wa-wa-way-do
Girls: Will we ever know?
Boys: Bay-budabud-dum-bam
Girls: I want to
Boys: Mama-dum-day-do
Girls: I want to, I want to know!
Boys: Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do
Good job, guys! Now, shiny. HIT IT!
It goes as follows:
Girls: Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam/I was a drab little crab once/Now I know I can be happy as a clam/Because I'm beautiful, baby
Boys: Did your granny say listen to your heart/Be who you are on the inside/I need three words to tear her argument apart/Your granny lied!/I'd rather be
Girls: Shiny/Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck/Scrub the deck and make it look
Boys: Shiny/I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck/Just a sec!
Girls: Don't you know/Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb/They chase anything that glitters (beginners!)
Boys: Oh, and here they come, come, come/To the brightest thing that glitters/Mmm, fish dinners
Girls: I just love free food/And you look like seafood (seafood)
Boys: Well, well, well/Little Maui's having trouble with his look/You little semi-demi-mini-god/Ouch! What a terrible performance/Get the hook (get it?)/You don't swing it like you used to, man
Girls: Yet I have to give you credit for my start/And your tattoos on the outside/For just like you I made myself a work of art I'll never hide;/I can't, I'm too
Boys: Shiny/Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough/Strut my stuff; my stuff is so
Girls: Shiny/Send your armies but they'll never be enough/My shell's too tough
Boys: Maui man, you could try, try, try/But you can't expect a demi-god/To beat a decapod (give it up)
Girls: You will die, die, die/Now it's time for me to take apart/Your aching heart
Boys: Far from the ones who abandoned you/Chasing the love of these humans/Who made you feel wanted/You tried to be tough/But your armour's just not hard enough
Girls: Maui/Now it's time to kick your/Hiney/Ever seen someone so
Boys: Shiny/Soak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever see/C'est la vie mon ami/I'm so
Girls: Shiny/Now I'll eat you, so prepare your final plea/Just for me/You'll never be quite as
Shiny/You wish you were nice and/Shiny
K guys, good! Now, you're Welcome.
Look at it below:
Boys: Ok, ok, I see what's happening here/You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange/You don't even know how you feel/It's adorable!/Well, it's nice to see that humans never change
Girls: Open your eyes, let's begin/Yes, it's really me, it's Maui: breathe it in!
Boys: I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod!/When you're staring at a demi-god
Girls: What can I say except you're welcome/For the tides, the sun, the sky/Hey, it's okay, it's okay/You're welcome/I'm just an ordinary demi-guy
Boys: Hey!/What has two thumbs that pulled up the sky/When you were waddling yay high/This guy!
Girls: When the nights got cold/Who stole you fire from down below/You're lookin' at him, yo
Boys: Oh, also I lassoed the sun/You're welcome!/To stretch the days and bring you fun
Girls: Also I harnessed the breeze/You're welcome!/To fill your sails and shake your trees
Boys: So what can I say except you're welcome/For the islands I pulled from the sea/There's no need to pray, it's okay/You're welcome!/Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me/You're welcome!/You're welcome!
Girls: Well, come to think of it/Kid, honestly I can go on and on/I can explain every natural phenomenon/The tide, the grass, the ground, oh/That was Maui just messing around
Boys: I killed an eel/I buried its guts/Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts/What's the lesson/What is the take-away/Don't mess with Maui when he's on the break-away/I make everything happen/Look at that mini-Maui just tippity-tappin'
Girls: Well, anyway let me say you're welcome/For the wonderful world you know/Hey, it's okay, it's okay/You're welcome!/Well, come to think of it, I gotta go
Boys: Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome/'Cause I'm gonna need that boat/I'm sailing away, away/You're welcome!/'Cause Maui can do anything but float
Girls: You're welcome!/You're welcome!/And thank you!
BRAVO! BRAVO!
Everyone took a bow.
Also, there's a big ol' artillery fire aimed at your house.
Everyone ran to the window and saw said event happening. They screamed as the first of the artillery hit the house, making it explode and ending the episode.