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Remnant – Vale

The night was calm. Peaceful, to say the least. The shattered moon of Remnant shone brightly in the skies, illuminating the dark alleyways with faint moonlight. It would certainly be rude to interrupt this moment of tranquil-

BOOOOM

An explosion shook the ground, awaking the citizens nearby from their dreamy slumber in a confused and shocked state of mind. Soon after, a column of black smoke pillared into the sky, barely visible due to the almost pure black color of the sky.

A few seconds later, a blinding flash of lightning flashed at the docks, which is where all the commotion is taking place. The lightning was never before seen, with a bright green color and had a glow to it. But on the ground which the lightning struck, was an even bigger surprise.

5 Men sat there, on the exact same spot which the lightning struck, which is charred from the intense heat from plasma.

The sudden appearance of the 5 mysterious men shocked the nearby humanoid creatures, dubbed "Faunus", and stopped them in their tracks.

That move proved nearly fatal, as a tornado of spinning blades cut through them, destroying their Aura, rendering them vulnerable to harm, and knocking them back a few feet.

"Ugh…Hey guys, ya'll alright? Guys? Where are we- WHOA WHAT WAS THAT?!" The Engineer screamed out as a large green laser passed by their heads, narrowly missing their heads by a few inches. So close, that he could even feel the heat from that.

The green laser hit a metal container a few meters away from them, and the laser burned a huge hole into it, passing through as if it was made of butter and igniting the surrounding.

"Wow…Even the Cow Mangler 5000 couldn't beat that!"

His companions slowly woke up, still dazed from the teleportation. And when they got themselves all oriented, a few of those Faunus surrounded them, guns at the ready.

"Whoa whoa whoa…Easy there…We can do this the hard way, or the Spies way." The Engineer said, with an emphasis on the word 'Spies'.

The six Faunai stood there, unflinching. They moved in closer slowly.

"Hey Spy?"

"Hmm?"

"How many kills do you have on that strange Ambassador?"

"Let me check…961. Why?"

"Let's add a few more to that number, shall we? Or I mean, you?"

The Spy seemed confused for just a millisecond before giving a clear response.

"On my mark…DUCK!"

The Engineer, Medic, Demoman and Pyro ducked down as fast as they can, while time was moving at slow motion for Spy.

He expertly did a 360 degree turn, putting a piece of lead into each into the heads of the six Faunai that surrounded them. They didn't even have time to react, it happened so fast. One second there's six Faunai surrounding them, the next, six limp bodies on the ground, bleeding out. Their aura proved useless in such close ranges.

Overhead, 2 small airplanes got ripped apart by the green laser, their occupants harmlessly falling to the ground below.

They decided to look for the laser's source, and it seems to be coming from a…

Girl?

The girl, with bright orange hair and green-black clothes, was the source of that mind meltingly (Geddit? Lasers? Mind MELTING?) powerful laser, which will make the power of a fully charged Cow Mangler 5000's bolt look like a peashooter compared to this.

The Engineer gazed on to the girl open-jawed. A small fly flew into his wide-agape mouth and made him choke a bit. The Pyro, decided to 'help' him, by moving the Engineers mouth up and down to chew the fly.

The Engineer wanted to punch him, but remembered the last time he did that, the Pyro doused him with gasoline before throwing a lit match on him. He died painfully, before appearing back in spawn thanks to the RSPWN machine. He retracted his fist faster than Scout can say a sex innuendo.

"Well then. Make that my new personal achievement for 'Most Awesome Kill(s)'. Now with zat out of our way, I suggest we get out of here before raising any suspicion."

"Good idea, Spy. C'mon guys, let's go."

"FREEZE!" A voice thundered from behind them. It was filled with authority and command, but a hint of fear could be detected. But what makes it strange is that the voice is coming from a female. A young one, from the high pitched sounds of it. "Slowly turn around."

The team of 5, however, had different plans. Spy cloaked and ran off. Pyro readied his weapon, a used car battery attached to a metal pole via wires and ropes, which he named 'Powerjack'. The Engineer took out his shotgun and pumped it, while his other hand took out his pistol. And finally, the Demoman…took a swig of his whiskey and started to moonwalk.

The girl fired upon them with an oversized, and bulky rifle.

The Pyro, reflexes sharpened after airblasting so many enemy rockets at near point blank range, managed to reflect the girl's bullets and managed to graze her. Or seemed to, anyway. But the bullets seemed to just bounce off her.

The Engineer took a few shots at her, but was amazed when she can dodge them so easily, even though she is carrying such a large and bulky weapon. Suddenly, the girl's rifle transformed into a large, even-more-oversized SCYTHE.

"Vat the hell is ZAT!?" Came the Medic cry. He too, was busy spraying with syringes the young girl using his blutsauger, which has already saved him from incoming Pyros more times than he could count.

In the corner of the Engineer's eyes, he spotted 3 figures coming towards him swiftly. One was a blonde, with flowing long yellow hair. The second one was black and white, she too with long hair, albeit black. The third girl has white hair, blouse and shoes, along with a rapier of some sorts in her left hand. They were all charging towards him and his team.

All of them seemed to be carrying weapons. Except for the blondie. Then the Engineer saw her hands move into a striking stance.

Scratch that

She has SHOTGUN GAUNTLETS?!

'This day is JUST getting better' He though sarcastically.

At his side, the Medic is behind cover, occasionally popping out to fire a short burst of needles towards the enemy. Which solely consist of 4 young girls around 17 years old. Damn that is comforting yet humiliating at the same time.

The Spy was sitting on top of a shipping container, observing the battle and trying to gather information from the girl's fighting styles.

"Hmm…They don't look like trained soldiers, not that the army would even enlist underage girls into the ranks. But at the same time, their styles are…Unique, to say the least. Skilled, as well." He said to no one.

After observing a while, he decided to help a bit by jumping unto the white haired girl, which her friends called 'Weiss'.

'Weiss, huh? It means white. It's a very fitting name.'

He proceeded to jump down on the unsuspecting victim, as she let out a scream of surprise upon looking up.

But, that scream was short lived as the Spy managed to choke her to unconsciousness in less than 2 seconds, and set her down on the floor gently like the gentleman he is. When treating ladies, anyways. Suffocating someone to unconsciousness in less than 2 seconds, that was something he learned from Scout after choking a heavy and stealing his Sandvich. As quickly as he appeared, he disappeared again, quickly cloaking away.

Her blond teammate noticed this, and got distracted from the battle, giving the Medic enough time to unload his cartridge of needles at her. The Medic loaded in a cartridge filled with needles filled with a small dose of anesthesia, nothing lethal, it will just cause the victim to be unable to move for the next 5 minutes. The blond collapsed, the anesthesia clearly took its toll on her.

Nearby, the Demoman, having recovered from his drunken state, is dueling with the red haired girl with the scythe, while the Demo is using the eyelander, his haunted sword with the desire for heads.

As the girl was focusing on fighting the Demoman, she didn't notice the Pyro creeping up on her. He took a swing at her with his Powerjack, shattering her already low aura, before airblasting her into a nearby wall, knocking her out.

And finally, they got that black haired girl to deal with.

But surprisingly, she is nowhere to be seen.

"We'll. Guess that'll do!" The Engineer commented.

"Now let's get out while we still can!" Spy shouted.

They sprinted down into the alleyway nearby and successfully escaped the police, which was led here by the black haired girl earlier.

"Hooh! Now zat ZATS done, let's find somevhere else to stay." The Medic suggested.

"Good idea. Let's no more fuc-WHOA WHO ARE YOU!?" The Spy exclaimed as he ran into an old man with a cane.

"Oh. I'm sorry if I startled you. My name's Ozpin. Nice to meet you. What are your names?"

The team exchanged worried glances at each other. Not sure of what to do at this sight.

"Our name's are classified. What do you want?" The Spy was the first to answer the old man.

"I have an offer. I saw what you're all capable of. I'm the headmaster of Beacon Academy, a place to train future generations of Huntsmen and Huntresses to protect the world. We are in need of security guards as well as a few complimentary teachers. I believe you are all suitable for the job."

Silence.

…

…

…

"Should ve just rob him?" The Medic coldly asked.

"No, shut up. Do we want this? I mean, this offer. This JOB. Should we accept it?" Engineer said.

"It seems like a good idea to me."

"MmmmMMmmPH!"

"I zuppoze so."

"I don't know, but I'll keep an eye on him if we do accept."

"So we all good?" The Engineer asked and got nods from everyone as a reply.

"We accept your offer, er…Oz….Ospen? Ospun?"

"Ozpin. Well, we have a deal then?" Ozpin replied.

"Very well." It was Engineer who shook his hands. But, the Spy felt something's off. That look in his eyes…It has a bright side to it, but at the same time, a hint of something else was in there, he just couldn't make out what it is.

And from this point on, the Engineer and his team will feel like wanting reread their job description again for any small print previously missed.

A/N : So, how'd you think the story is progressing? Leave a review on your opinions below! :)