IT'S TIME FOR… THE FIRST ANNUAL CHRISTMAS EDITION OF ASK THE LOUD KIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Lincoln said, "Yeah, that's right! We're having a Christmas Edition! So sit back, get your Christmas cookies and milk, and enjoy!"
Behind him were his sibs, along with EVERY SINGLE ONE OF EVERY CHARACTER EVER WITH AN ACTUAL PART (And by that I meant a LINE) IN ANY AND ALL OF MY FANFICTIONS. Not kidding there. Here's what all of the characters were doing:
The Magic House characters: The older kids (Logan, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, and Lincoln) and the adults were decorating the 25-foot-tall Christmas tree using magic (Well, only Logan, Lori, and the adults, really; the younger ones just did what they could w/ ladders); the younger kids (Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily) were baking a whole lotta cookies.
Ask The Age-Flipped Loud Kids (except Lincoln) characters: They older Loud girls (Lily, Lisa, Lola, Lana, and Lucy) were tuning the boom-box for later, and the younger Loud girls (Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, and Lynn) were helping their age-flipped sibs bake cookies. Also, Bobby, Ronnie Anne, Clyde, Philip and Bowie were making cookie shapes to bake.
My Little Lyra characters: Luan and Ron were of ABSOLUTLEY NO HELP WHATSOEVER, flirting and being mushy and having make-out sessions and such. Otherwise, all of the characters (Including Moana, her fam, Ginny, and Mr. and Mrs. Weasley) were trying to put ornaments onto the tree.
Ask the Paladins characters: All were putting stockings up.
The Loud Zoo characters: The adults and teens were putting up garland. Meanwhile, the younger kids were helping decorate the cookies.
The Future is Loud characters: All of them (Except Lincoln) were getting new ornaments for the tree. Meanwhile, Lincoln was teleporting in and out and getting more ornaments.
Miraculous characters: All of 'em (Including the unseen Loud kids) were setting out food.
Lincoln's Village characters: The troops were practicing a dance routine with Electra and Jirenn. The villagers were getting drinks out. Leo and Lincoln were looking up Christmas tracks for the troops.
Ask the Paladins characters: They were all trying to turn the lights of the tree on.
Loud Demigods characters: The older girls were putting up popcorn strings on the tree, and the younger girls (Except Lucy) were helping out with the cookies. Lucy was commanding the skeletons that killed the git to make cookies of every kind. Lincoln was using a giganto watery hand to get more ingredients for the skellies.
Ridonculous race characters: The teams were running around, getting more ingredients for Lincoln's water hand to grab, and Don was getting more ingredients from the store.
Dani Burns the Cyborg characters: Dani was trying to put the star on the tree (Being lifted by Blades, who was following what Dani was saying), Frankie, Cody, and CeCe were bringing the cookie batter to the shaping crew, then to the oven, then to the decoration team, and the adults, Kade, Graham, Chief, Dr. Greene, Baranova, Woodrow, Taylor, and Hayley were holding the garland and popcorn strings, and getting more garland and popcorn strings. The other Bots (Chase, Boulder, Heatwave, Optimus Prime, Salvage, and Blur) were carrying the ingredients from Don's pickup truck to the inside of the house.
Loud Mermaids characters: Leo was cooking a whole lotta fire-roasted/grilled food, Leni, Lincoln, and Lynn were cooking other foods (On those big fish support things, of course) and the other girls were helping a whole lotta fish in practicing a few music numbers (To go with the troops' dance number).
Loud Gods: They were getting their sacred activities ready for later.
My OC's: Lyra was giving Don cash for the ingredients. The Blitzes were putting presents under the tree. The babies were dozing off.
ATAFLK co-stars: Harry potter was hiding from Luna (The younger one), Ron and Hermione were trying to get him exposed, Tom, Angela, Ben, Ginger, and Hank were plugging the boom-box in, and the Minions were giving the fish instruments.
Lincoln, can ya get all of them to finish their stuff and stop it when they're done?
Lincoln said, "Sure" and told everyone.
5 hours later…
After the above time frame every one drained all the ingredients, and they were all done. They all asked, simultaneously, "We're ready for you. Now give us something, K?"
Girls, you are all on rapidly spinning chairs.
Said characters were on said objects, and spun so fast they all flew off.
Boys, guess what?
"What?"
IT'S TIME TO KICK YOUR HINEYS!
Said characters were kicked so hard in the hiney, they flew into the opposite wall.
Babies, meet Boss Baby.
Said characters saw said character walk through the door, and they all said, "Goo-Goo." (Translation: HAI)
Boss Baby said, "Good morning, my intellectually and physically inferior friends. How are you today?" then all the parents chased Boss Baby, screaming, "DON'T TALK TO OUR BABIES LIKE THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"
Boss Baby screamed, "HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Everyone, you're covered in meat. Except for the mermaids.
Everyone looked at their clothes and realized what I said was true.
Also, WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!?
Everyone heard woofing, and looked around and saw a whole lotta doges, who were running towards them, and Leo (The older one) screamed, "RRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" and everyone ran as the dogs chased them.
Everyone, look at my wonderful and powerful army.
They all turned around to find a bunch of soldiers, from not only Clash of Clans, but Boom Beach and Dominations too.
They all said, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Time for some challenging festivities!
"K"
Except for the Burns, Greenes, and Rescue Bots, try to tackle and bring down a mechanical bull.
Dani took some popcorn out of her, said, "Popcorn, anybody?"
Then, the mechanical bull burst out. Heatwave said, "Uh-Oh," then looked at himself to find he was blue. Everyone else was red. The mech bull spotted the red'uns, its optics turned red, and it charged at them. The aforementioned Leo hollered, "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" as the bull ran to them, blasting out the song of its people.
Except the Louds, survive a charge of 10 girls.
Everyone said, "Wat?" then was ran over by said group doing said thing. The Louds hollered, "JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNN CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Except the wizards, defeat and kill a psycho Dark wizard.
"Wat?"
Then… "AVADA KEDAVRA!" a shot of green light hit Dani right smack dab in the chest, but she didn't die. Instead, a computer voice said, "Steam power activating" then Dani let out a steam puff, and she bust out a max-level Boom Cannon, aimed it where the shot came, and shot it at Lord Voldemort.
K guys, it's time to make an 18 Days of The Darke Lorde.
Lana and Lola (All the younger ones) said, "Wait, aren't there 12 days?"
First, 18 Team a-racin'.
Don said, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…. I get it."
17 Louds a-leapin'.
Lyra immediately counted all the Louds in the room, including herself, but excluding Madelyn and April, as their dads had different last names. She counted 17 Louds, counting Logan and Leo, then said, "Oh, looks like there ARE 17 louds a-leapin'. Proceed."
16 Current Louds.
Lyra said, "Uh, OK."
15 Almost Maxed-out Troopies.
Electra and Jirenn counted the troops that weren't maxed-out yet, only to find 15 of 'em.
14 Epic Stories.
Lyra said, "This is getting weirder as we get farther in."
13 Real-life Louds.
Lyra said, "WILL YA STOP SAYING STUFF ABOUT THE LOUDS ALREADY?!"
12 Yelling Rants.
Lyra said, "Wha?"
11 Loud Kids.
Lyra face-palmed.
10 Young Loud Daughters.
Lyra just stared.
9 Multi-Chapter Sunjects.
Lyra and everyone else shook their heads.
8 Real Loud House Stories.
Lyra fainted from all of the Loud House.
O, 7 Weasleys Present.
Lyra counted all the Weasleys, including herself. She came out w/ 7.
6 Really Awkward Scenes.
Lyra looked up my profile, and found out what I meant.
5 HONEST TRAILERS!
Lyra giggled at that one.
4 Real Cute-ish Babies.
Lyra counted L.J. 6, Madelyn, Jason, and April, coming out w/ 4.
3 Real Long-ish Stories.
Lyra looked at chapter counts.
2 Loud Parents.
Rita and Lynn Sr. Blushed.
And the Darke Lorde who started it all!
Don said, "Well there IS only one of him."
Ya Likey?
Everyone nodded.
WHO LIKES TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT? 'Cuz a certain King Julien XIII is here to PAR-TAY!
Said Lord of Lemurs came out and pointed to the sea animals and troops, who immediately understood him.
Julien said, "I like to move it, move it, she like to move it, move it, ya like to move it, move it, WE LIKE TA! MOVE IT!"
Everyone started dancing, and Lincoln (ATAFLK Form) said, "We'll all see you in 2018! Bye!" then joined in the dancing.