I have not (Yet, MUAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA!) bought the rights to RWBY and Team Fortress 2 owned respectively by Rooster Teeth and Valve, So they are not my property.

Remnant - Vale - En Route to Beacon

The trip to the so called academy of Huntsmen and Huntresses, Beacon, proved rather silent. During the walk to the landing zone, no one talked. Everyone was being cautious...Except for the Pyro who was just busy admiring the fire on his pocket lighter. Until it ran out of gas, anyways.

But once they begin the second phase of the trip, that's when they get a bit...Excited. Though instead of they, a more suitable word would be 'the Engineer', as he was the one truly got excited upon seeing a bullhead.

"Mister, please get down from there, you could fall off." Calmly stated Ozpin to the Engineer who somehow managed to climb the bullhead in a second and is currently hugging and kissing the cockpit, much to the disgust of the pilot.

"Alright..." Came the sad response. After boarding the bullhead and taking their seats, the team was impressed by the technology they had acquired. This aircraft is capable of VTOL flight, much like a helicopter, as explained by Ozpin. But the team were shocked when the Spy asked where they could get more gunpowder, the only answer they got was,

"What is gunpowder?"

"Wait, what?! How could you have never heard of gunpow-" The Spy was stopped mid-sentence by Medic. "Zis is a new land, remember? It is possible for them to have never heard of gunpowder."

"Hmm. Makes sense, I guess."

"Now, as I was saying, what I need you to do is to guard the perimeter from incoming Grimm attacks, and of course, teach during the day."

"Now hold up, what are...Grimm?" The Demoman asked.

"Grimm, creatures of darkness, intent on preying on humans. They are dangerous, and that is why we need you to defend us against them. Grimm are also the reason why Huntsmen exist, to repel them." Ozpin's answer was quick and straight.

"But if Huntsmen and Huntresses exist to repel them, why not just ask your students to be the security guards then? Also what do you want us to teach? We're just a group of mercenaries. " The Spy asked with curiosity.

"Simple." Came the response. "I don't want my students to be sleep deprived, as that will affect their studies. And I just need you to give my students a bit of information on whatever you're good at. Spy?"

"I saw your uncanny skills in sneaking. I want you to teach my students that."

The Spy pondered for a moment, before giving an answer.

"Fine." The Spy said, rather unhappily.

And with that, they arrived at their destination.

Beacon - Team RWBY's dorm room

"Uh, I can't believe they got away!" Yang shouted angrily, hair sizzling and eyes burning.

There, the 4 members of Team RWBY, pronounced ruby, was sitting in their makeshift bunk beds, reminiscing over what happened at the docks a half hour earlier.

Ruby, the young cheerful soul of the team, always looking on the bright side.

Weiss, resident ice queen of the team, cold and cocky, and an improving sense of humor.

Blake, the quiet girl. Was recently found out to be a faunus, a human with an animal trait. In Blake's case, a cat.

Finally, Yang, if Goku had a daughter, this is what she looks like. Outgoing and pun loving martial artist that won't hesitate to punch your face in if you touch her hair.

"And even worse, the police didn't even catch them! They got away." The faunus added.

"B-But how did that...person in that plastic suit even reflect my bullets? They cut off a chunk of my aura!" Ruby stated, a bit shaken.

"Well, I'm going to have a chat with that man that suffocated me! My throat is still hurt from that!" The heiress added.

"But still, why did they use non-lethal measures against us? They could have killed us on the spot if they wanted." Blake asked.

"I dunno, maybe they can't bear to kill 17 year olds like us?" Yang's reply was light-hearted and completely devoid of the anger she was experiencing just now. Even her eyes had returned to their original color.

"Don't worry guys! I'm sure those men will be caught!" The bright Ruby exclaimed.

"Still, one thing we know, is that they are highly trained in combat. And they don't seem to be faunus, either. We should report to Ozpin." Blake stood up and walked towards the exit.

"Uh, hey, you know what? I think we should all rest a while before that. You know, getting destroyed by enemies is definitely tiring me out. Right, sis?"

No response. "Uh, sis?"

Yang climbed up and saw that her sister had already fallen asleep without even changing her clothes.

"Hmph. Fine, then." Blakes tired voice said.

Ozpin's Office

"Wow...This place is decorated with gears...And lookidat view."

"Yes, the view is nice here." Said Ozpin, holding his omnipresent coffee mug.

"So, vat are ve here for?" The Medic inquired.

Without saying a word, Ozpin pushed 5 forms on his desk towards Engineer and the others

'Teaching Position'

The group filled out each of their forms individually, while putting 'classified' on important personal information.

"Now, since you are all in together, I believe a team name is in order. Any suggestions?" Ozpin inquired.

After thinking and discussing a bit with his team, the Engineer turned and said:

"Team R.E.D."

"Well, now that we're done, let's escort you to your dorms. Glynda, would you be so kind?"

The woman behind Ozpin grunted and asked the 5 men to follow her. She wore a white top showing off generous amount of cleavage, and a black office skirt that reached until her knees.

Team R.E.D.'s Dorm room

"Ah! It's been so long since I've slept in a warm ol bed like this!"

"Ze pillow is so zoft!"

"Mmphmmhh!" *Continues playing with a lit match*

Since the mercenaries are always fighting, they rarely get any sleep at all. And if they do, it's on the cold hard cement or the dirty…well, dirt!

"Ok, let's make a plan, we have 7 days until our first shift. Our first shift of night guarding and teaching. Which means we have 7 days to explore this school called…what's it called again?" The Spy stopped.

"Beacon." Medic sounded.

"Right, Beacon. So tomorrow, we'll explore together. Got it?"

"Yesss!" Yelled them all. Except for Pyro, of course.

The Next Day

"*Yawn*…Uh…Mornin' everyone." The Engineer said half-asleep.

"Finally, someone else except me is awake." The Spy said while sitting in his bed.

"When d'ya get up? Its only 8."

"Woke up at 5, can't sleep. Something is worrying me."

"What's that?"

"This Ozpin fellow. He's a bit shady to me."

"Nah, you're just over thinking it. He's probably a good guy."

"Right. I'm still going to keep an eye on him though."

"Let's wake 'em all up, shall we?"

"On with you." Said Spy as he pulled out his Strange Ambassador.

10 Minutes Later

"Spy, you didn't have to vake me up vif a gunshot."

"I did it for fun." Spy response was cold.

"If you even can have fun." The Medic dryly answered.

Right now, the team is heading towards the cafeteria, looking to get some breakfast while it still lasts. During the trip, they got strange looks from other students, some muttering among themselves. Their gossip was quickly halted by a death stare from the Spy though, capable of killing even an UberCharged Heavy.

When they pushed through the door to the cafeteria, they find that it is packed chock-full of students. All looking to get some grub. They decided to find a seat to settle down first. While scanning through the crowd, Spy noticed that some of them are Faunus, the same species as the men that surrounded them last night at the docks. When they looked around for a seat, Spy accidentally bumped into a girl.

"Apologies." The Spy's apology was cold and half-hearted, but when he saw who he bumped into…

It's the red haired girl last night that attempted to capture them. The girl looked on as Spy quickly drew his Ambassador and pointed it towards her head. The students surrounding them were startled by the gun, and were shocked into silence.

Behind the girl are 3 others. They are all that attacked Team R.E.D. last night. They were in their school uniforms, just like the other students. Spy was about to question her but he felt a hand on his shoulder. Looking around, he saw that the Engineer was asking him to stand down, shaking his head. Spy slowly holstered the revolver, but constantly scanning the group of girls. He turned around and continued to walk calmly, but quickly did a double-take when he heard the blond girl roar, charging at him with fists ready to strike.

"Bad idea." Spy said. He was skilled in CQC, so he was confident in fending himself off from her. When she threw a punch, he quickly blocked it and sent a fist into her face, before blocking yet another punch, this time much more forceful. He continued to block or sidestep each of her attacks, trying to tire her down.

Soon, his plan worked, as the girl seemed to slow at attacking and her punches are less strong. He took the chance and quickly kicked her in the jaw, before sending a series of quick punches at her stomach, and finally finishing off with a strong punch to the face. She staggered back, before her teammates restrained her, trying to not her continue to attack. At this moment, a crowd was gathering around the fight, amazed that the mysterious man that just showed up today is able to make such short work of Yang Xiao Long.

The crowd suddenly dispersed when Glynda barged in, wondering what was going on. She then dragged both Yang and Spy to Ozpin's office. Leaving the 2 teams one less person each.

"Serves that man right! That's karma for choking me." The resident ice queen stated.

Silence ensued.

…

"Girl." Ruby looked up as the hard hat wearing man said.

"Why did you try to capture us?" It was more of a threat than a question, venom lacing his words.

"Because we saw you with the White Fang! You were working for them! You are all criminal scum!" The black haired girl accused.

"You saw us vith the White Fang? Zid you not see those Vhite Fang that we killed?" The Medic said, secretly thankful for Ozpin explaining what White Fang are.

"Killed? Y-you killed them?"

"Exactly. Now roll zose accusations up your tongue, and let me ask you a question."

"What?" The black haired girl seemed uneasy.

"Is zat the way you speak vif your teacher?" One sentence. One sentence is all it took to let the girl's jaw hit the floor, shocked expressions present on every single one of their faces.

"Now get out." The girl's slowly backed up, before seating down at the opposite end of the cafeteria.

"Heh, not bad, Medic" The Engineer said.

"I could get used to zis!" The Medic happily stated.

7 Days later – First shift of Team R.E.D.

"AUGH! Professor Oobleck's tests are the hardest!" Yang complained

"I can only get a maximum of 37 out of that one…" Ruby was currently face-desking.

"What's worse, we even got 2 extra classes everyday…GREAT!"

"Hey…At least we don't meet those 5 men again, right?" Weiss said.

"Yea…They give me the creeps." Blake nodded.

"Oh no! Our next class starts at 3.10! It's already 3.07!" Ruby discovered this shocking fact, racing out the door with her team to the combat arena.

And when reaching the arena, they saw no one there. The class was already there, but the teachers aren't. They still don't know who the teacher is, but that question is soon answered.

A lone figure appeared out of nowhere, literally, in the middle of the arena. His sudden appearance shocked everyone, but was made even more shocking to Team RWBY, and Weiss, specifically, as the teacher was none other than…

The Spy

A/N : So, how'd it turn out? Good? Well, back to rewatching RWBY!