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Beacon – Combat Arena

Silence ensued…

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Yang faced her sister with a glare that could murder even the largest of Ursai "If you aren't my sister, I would kill you right now for jinxing that."

"Heh…Heh…Heh…" Ruby laughed nervously as her team glared daggers at her, while the members of Team JNPR just stared in shock.

"Hey, isn't him the guy that caused a ruckus at the cafeteria a few days back?" Jaune asked worryingly. He got a silent "Yes." From Pyrrha as his answer.

"He? Out of all people, he teaches US?!" Weiss cried out while pointing at the Spy, who was standing in the middle of the arena checking his Strange Ambassador, a trusty 6-round revolver with 967 kills on it, 6 being a few members of the White Fang during their rather rough entrance into Remnant, as this planet was called.

The Spy is getting impatient. "Alright, enough blabbing, class starts NOW!" Everybody sat down at the spectator's seats, all casting glances at Spy.

"Now, all of you must be wondering what I'm going to be teaching here. Rumors are floating around and to be honest, they are utter bullcrap." Spy said while pacing around, eyeing each and every student carefully.

"It will be CQC, or rather, Close-Quarters-Combat!" A curious student raised his hand up in order to ask a question. "Yes?"

"Why do we need CQC? We already have our weapons, we don't need to learn that!" The student protested. He was met by a facepalm from the Spy in frustration.

"Kids…" He muttered quietly to himself. "Imagine this, you are in a forest, and you encounter a Grimm, what are going to do?"

"Use my weapon to kill it, of course." The student seemed to be confused where this was going.

"What if you don't have your weapon on you?"

Now the boy finally snapped shut. Spy sighed before turning to his students. "Now, let me introduce you to my assistants during my class. This is Medic, Demoman, Pyro as well as Engineer." With the latter sitting in beach chair that was sprouting out of a red toolbox.

"Now, hand over your weapons during my class. Reasons? Well, what use is a weapon in learning CQC?" Ruby was visibly shaken by this, the thought of leaving Crescent Rose was a nightmare she wished to never happen. She gave the Spy the best puppy eyes she could manage, yet he didn't even flinch at her, instead breaking into a light chuckle, wondering how she could be so naïve.

"Miss Rose, that won't work." Ruby tearfully hugged her beloved scythe sniper rifle before putting them in a pile near the door like the other students had.

Spy saw that many had no energy, no enthusiasm. He decided to use his backup plan which he thought up when Pyro decided to hang him upside down at the top of the building for accidentally putting out his match.

"Alright, if you can beat me in CQC, I will deem you ready, and you are not required to attend my classes in the future." Hearing this, everybody straightened up, the thought of getting a class off forever motivating them. "Just as I thought!" Spy muttered to himself.

"First, I must evaluate you all on your combat skills. I will fight you all, one, by, one."

"What are you, some kind of hotshot?" Was the response the got from the bully, Cardin Winchester. Spy started to seethe, before calming down and deciding to start with him. "Alright, you want to challenge me? Fine. Fight with me, right here, right now. Weapons allowed."

The students were surprised at a teacher openly challenging a student, but were intrigued non-the less. Soon, word spread and the arena was starting to get occupied by curious students, wanting to watch the fight. The Spy glanced towards the Medic, and did a gesture. The Medic replied by giving him a thumbs up.

10 minutes later, Cardin has gotten his gear ready, armor and mace, all ready to go. Spy himself was already prepared, his Ambassador never leaving his side, along with his invis-watch and butterfly knife, deadly as always.

The Medic was chosen to be the judge, and stood between the 2 contesters who stood 10 meters apart from each other. He held his hand high up in the air, then lowering his hand in a slicing motion, starting the fight.

Cardin charged forward, hoping to finish this fight quickly and in record time, at the same time hoping to humiliate this new teacher. His strategy was in stark contrast to Spy's, as he took a more defensive approach and dodged all his attacks with ease and speed. After a few seconds of dodging, Spy pulled out his Strange Ambassador and started to shoot Cardin with the accuracy of a marksman, but still less than Sniper, who was a god with marksmanship weapons. All the shots connected and lowered Cardin aura down to fifty percent. Cardin took the chance when Spy was reloading and charged forward, only to hit air as Spy sidestepped and made Cardin trip. Cardin quickly got up and blocked the incoming bullets by rotating his mace.

Spy then hatched a plan in his mind, before purposely leaving openings in his defense and pretending to be distracted, tempting the student. Before long, Cardin got ready for a charge and stopped, giving Spy enough warning and kept moving , with his left close to his chest, near his pocket.

Then, Cardin charged with a roar and approached Spy quickly. Spy grabbed his knife from his pocket swiftly and sidestepped Cardin who charged right past him, while turning a full 180 degree turn, so that his knife is locating directly behind Cardin's back, before his plunged it down, feeling the aura's resistance, before smashing through it in less than a millisecond, stopping just before hitting flesh.

On the screen, Cardin's aura is completely depleted, with Spy's bar showing something entirely different. It had the words '125' labeled on it.

The crowd fell silent. The Medic yelled out.

"Ze winner is SPY!"

The crowd was dumbfounded by how a single strike from a tiny knife would bring Cardin's aura down to 0, while himself avoiding every single hit and dodged every single attack.

-Team RWBY-

They hung their mouths in shock.

"How?" Was all Blake could get out of her mouth after being silent for a minute.

"That's not possible…" Yang whispered quietly.

Ruby said nothing, she just stared at her teacher, dumbfounded. Weiss was also in the same club as Ruby.

"Who's next?" Said Spy after seeing his students in shock and awe. 'Heh, who's talking now?' Thought Spy as he looked at Cardin, who threw him an angry look, so is his team.

"Now, let's start the actual class."

Yang was the first to volunteer to fight the suit wearing man, seeing that she was a martial artist herself. She was quite shocked when Spy was able to dodge so easily, so she made a mental note on that. She entered the ring, only to be knocked out of it a few punches later.

"T-that g-g-guy isn't h-human…" Yang staggered as she exited the fighting ring, fainting. Spy had managed to beat the class' strongest martial artist in only a few punches and evading all hers. Yang was then tended to by the Medic, which is giving her painkillers and applying antiseptic to Yang's bruises.

"Alright class, that's all for today. Remember, I still will fight everyone here, be ready for that. Both physically and mentally." Spy's response has out-chilled Weiss, which is a remarkable feat in it's own way. The entire class left the classroom with constant mumbling. Spy laughed at this.

"Not that hard." Engineer said.

"Yea, I could get used to this."

-Team RWBY's Dorm Room -

"I. Am. Going to CRUSH HIM." Yang's hair started to burn, eyes burning red.

Ruby was taken aback by her sister's dark comment and decided to calm her down.

"He's smart. He tempted Cardin by leaving fake openings and acting like he's distracted, but I still can't comprehend how he can drop his aura to 0 with a single stab to the back." Blake said, Weiss nodded.

"Also Yang, he kept being defensive, before going offensive at the very end." Ruby added. By this time, Yang had cooled down, but her hair is still sizzling at the ends slightly.

"I wonder what the other members of Team R.E.D. are capable of?" Asked Blake after a long silence.

"Well, if they could knock us out, Team RWBY, then I guess they are quite strong, and the rumors that they are mercenaries could prove why the…Spy is so good at hand to hand combat." Said Yang. Shortly after, they heard 3 knocks coming from the door. Opening it, they see Pyrrha along with Jaune are at the door.

"So what do you think about our new teacher?" Pyrrha asked the team. She was met with a series of groans.

"He's strong, I can give him that." Yang with firsthand experience of his quick yet powerful strike said.

"Hey, did you hear that their initiation begins on Friday?" Jaune said out of nowhere.

"Huh? Where'd you got that from?" Ruby asked him.

Jaune replied with a hand gesture towards Pyrrha, while she chuckled a bit.

"Alright, I'm excited to watch what their capable of, and hopefully get their asses kicked as payback for knocking us out at the docks!" Yang fist pumped.

Friday – Initiation of Team R.E.D.

Ruby, along with her team gathered at the amphitheater, along with hundreds of other students and a handful of teachers to watch the newly arrived team's initiation and how they fare in the wilderness.

"Finally, Medic, you got the things?" Engineer asked and getting a nod for an answer. The students, who were watching them through cameras installed in the forest were confused as to what the 'things' were.
"Good, since we don't have that thing the locals call 'Aura', we'd need these." This was met with multiple gasps from the students as well as teachers.

"Wait…That means that…I could've killed 'em when we had combat class?" The thought of killing someone proved to be extremely disturbing to Team RWBY, particularly Yang, who attacked relentlessly during CQC lessons.

"Alright men, let's go!" Said Engineer.

After moving forward for around 10 minutes, they finally encountered a Grimm. This was a Beowolf, the most basic of them, but still extremely deadly. However, it didn't even last a second as The Engineer pulled out a strange looking device and unleashed a blast of energy at the Grimm, vaporizing it in an instant. The audience was shocked at the sight of an unfamiliar weapon, while Ruby was drooling, a plan to steal that weapon already began forming.

After a few more minutes, the group met a huge horde of Beowolfs. Beowolfs had the advantage in large numbers, and are even more deadly, capable of destroying entire villages with one. Team R.E.D. was forced to split up, with Engineer, Spy and Pyro on one side and Demoman and Medic on one side. The Medic was carrying a gun-looking device and is pointing it at the Demoman, with a red stream coming out of it and connecting itself with the Demoman, making cross particles dance around him. The crowd was baffled by this, and were wide eyed at all the strange items they had on them.

The duo are effortlessly killing any and all Grimm that are in sight, body parts flying around thanks to the Demoman's grenade launcher, which he sprayed a skin onto, a forest camo.

But, on the other side, things are looking grim (Geddit? Grim? GRIMM? Badam-tsss) as he was surrounded by them and his ammo is running low. The students watched in nervousness as he tried killing the Grimm, only to have 3 more replace every time one died. The students watched in pure horror as his right arm was torn off by a Beowolf, now happily munching on it's snack. Then Spy, face scrunched up and internally screaming, pulled out a golden watch from his chest pocket and looked around, before screaming:

"COME AT ME, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

He was torn apart by Grimm, Ruby, Yang, Blake, Weiss and everybody else watched for the second time that day, in pure horror as the body parts flew about, blood spraying everywhere. Ruby was silently crying as she just witnessed a death, while Yang was frozen by this.

"Hahaha!"

"What the…?" Came the crowd's response. A loud screeching sound was heard, and then it happened.

In one blink, all the Grimm on the screen plopped down. Dead. Everybody turned wide eyed and was wondering what happened. Until…

They saw Spy, putting his knife back into his pocket along with the golden watch he pulled out just now. His right arm was still bleeding, but was soon fixed. A crossbow shot was heard, and a crossbow bolt struck the Spy in the chest. The crowd gasped, thinking that he had injured further. But to their amaze, Spy's arm just...Grew back!

Now, the crowd was in utter shock and awe, stunned to silence. Not only had the man been torn apart before their very eyes, but coming back from the dead and killing all the Grimm?! That was something else entirely. Not only that, but a crossbow shot from the Medic, who revealed himself on screen had somehow managed to grow back the arm of Spy! What kind of sorcery is this?! Questions bounced around the spectator's minds at speeds breaking the sound barrier.

Ruby, having just saw the supposedly dead Spy come back to life, was practically screaming at what happened. Blake was just hanging her mouth open, and having a hard time finding words, along with Weiss.

Then, on screen, the Medic used the gun he used to the Demoman on Spy, and all his wounds start magically closing, even his large gaping wound is completely gone now, replaced with a fresh layer of skin.

Oh, if only Team R.E.D. knew how many questions they had to answer when they get back to Beacon!

A/N : Oh the amount of fun that I had while writing the last part! Also, I might not be able to update this fic daily now, I'll try to but expect a new chapter every 2 or 3 days, depending on how much school wants to fuck me over.

Well, that's all for now folks! Ciao!