I do not own Team Fortress 2, RWBY yadiyadiyada…
Beacon Academy – Cafeteria
Spy was groggy today. Extremely groggy. Not only did he drank too much coffee yesterday and can't sleep, but the Demoman decided to mix a lot of whiskey and Vodka into his nightly coffee as a practical joke, making him suffer a hangover the second he got up. The last time he got up like this, the entire Steel sector got captured by them due to Spy not backstabbing a Medic whose Uber is ready to pop, instead just vomiting in a corner before he was backstabbed by another Spy who was disguised as him. It was a bad sign.
After getting over his hangover, he decided to head to the cafeteria, hoping to wash the taste of alcohol away from his mouth with some white coffee. Once he neared the cafeteria, he saw a group of students bullying one. As he walked closer, he realized the student being picked on was a Faunus, while the bullies were Team CRDL. At first, he was hesitant on helping the poor soul, but upon seeing nearly the entire cafeteria staring at him and the Faunus, he sighed and cracked his knuckles.
10 seconds later, Cardin was lying down face first on the floor, with his friends lying by the wall with a crack in it. He brushed off the dust on his clothes and continued walking to grab his coffee. As he walked, he could hear voices cheering for him, saying 'You beat the bully!' and 'Good job!' as thanks for knocking out Team CRDL.
After he grabbed a mug and filled it with white coffee, he started to scan the cafeteria for empty seats, as the place was crowded. He found a seat by Team RWBY and Team JNPR, before rushing over and taking the seat to prevent any other people taking his seat. As he calmly drank his coffee in order to recover from his hangover, he noticed Blake was giving him a lot of confused glances. After around 1 minute of constantly being watched by her, he finally asked.
"Blake, what do you want?" He asked, with an annoyed tone. The entire Team looked at him like he had just stumbled on something that should've been hidden. There was an awkward silence as Blake was taken aback by the sudden question.
"I-It's just…You don't have a problem with Faunus?"
"No, unless they are those terrorists that cause destruction all over the place and call themselves the White Fang." He answered with coldness rivaling that of Weiss. He saw Blake visibly tense at this. In reality, he had already known that she was a Faunus, and she once a member of the White Fang. These had been discovered while reading through her files in Ozpin's office.
"Don't worry Blake, your secrets safe with me. Both of them." He said after seeing the look on her face. Now her entire team are wide-eyed, surprised that their teacher had known so much about her.
"I read through your files, and everybody else's." He answered the unvoiced question. Blake then finally said something after a few minutes of silence.
"Who knows about this?" She asked shakily.
"Me and my team. Ozpin as well." Blake released a breath which she realized she had been holding.
"Well, my coffee is finished. Excuse me, ladies." He said with emphasis on the word 'ladies'. Most of his class now knows he is a ladies' man, making this statement not surprising to Team RWBY. Ruby can't help but just blush a tiny bit at Spy's statement though, which her sister just laughed at.
"Yang, are you certain what you told us is true?" Weiss whispered to her friends, making sure that other people couldn't hear their conversation.
"Yea, I asked what gasoline is then he started to get nervous, before excusing himself along with…Who's he called again? The one who always wears a plastic-y suit?"
"Pyro" Ruby replied with a sharpened gaze.
"Right, Pyro. He excused himself and dragged Pyro along when I asked how he was still alive if he was killed." Yang said, glancing around to make sure no one's eavesdropping on them. Blake nodded and placed her hand on her cheek, in thought.
"Well, right now, that linked with the fact that they don't have aura, and have weaponry and items more advanced than us, is quite strange." Yang whispered.
"Maybe they are not from this world?" Ruby innocently asked. Which Weiss immediately shot back.
"This isn't a science fiction novel, Ruby, this is real. How could they have come to our world? Through some strange portal?" Sarcasm lacing her last sentence.
"Well, there's that green flash of lightning at the docks there. I don't think there has ever been a recorded case of a green lightning flash in history before. Let alone striking the cement when there's an ocean just by the docks." Blake comment shut Weiss up as she just hung her mouth there.
"But that's NOT possible! People can't cross worlds!"
"Just nobody has done it yet doesn't mean that it's not possible!" Blake almost shouted at Weiss.
"Uhh…I can't help but overhear your conversation…" Pyrrha awkwardly said with a nervous smile. Weiss and Blake just realized that they have completely disregarded secrecy and started to converse loudly, attracting the attention of Team JNPR, who was sitting beside their table.
"Who's not from this world?" Jaune asked as he put a spoonful of omelet into his mouth.
"Should we tell the truth?" Blake asked Ruby who nodded. Blake looked around and gestured Team JNPR to come closer, before leaning towards them and whispering.
"We believe Team R.E.D. is not from this world." This statement shocked them a bit.
"That's….Actually agreeable. They have those tech and they don't have Aura." Said the usually quiet Ren.
"So…Howdowewanttoexposealternateworldtravellers?" Ruby asked with her mouth almost blurring, words spitting out at the speed of light.
"First, we need a plan." Yang said before considering something.
"You know what, we should talk in our rooms." She said quietly as she saw the rest of Team R.E.D. enter the cafeteria. Ruby lead her friends and Team JNPR to her dorm room while Jaune groaned at having to leave without finishing his meal.
-Team RWBY's dorm room-
As Ruby led both teams in the room, she looked around the corridor before slamming the door shut. Unbeknownst to them, a figure was leaning against the wall, only deactivating his invisibility device once Ruby shut her door, making a small sound.
He leaned his ear against the door, before reactivating his cloak and dagger. The cloak and dagger allows him to stay cloaked for as long as he wants as long as he doesn't move. He could make out the conversation going on behind the door.
"So, we are going to confront his team once combat class is over, good?" Spy could make out Ruby's voice as her high-pitched voice is very noticeable.
Once he hears footsteps, he quickly backed away, draining a bit of his cloak power, avoiding the opening door. Team JNPR walked out of Team RWBY's dorm room and entered their own, which is just across the corridor. He uncloaked and started to walk back towards his team's dorm room, thinking how to handle this situation. After entering his room, he saw that there was nobody there. They probably went into the city, since this was the first weekend here. Spy decided to call them on his scroll, a device which the locals use as a means of communication. Besides from its primary usage, it also includes the ability to receive news updates, as well as a few other useful functions. This tiny little device, which is opened by pressing the gold button in the middle and pulling it apart, never ceased to amaze Spy.
After discussing the situation and formulated a plan with Engineer and Medic, he turned his scroll off and started cleaning his weapons.
First, he started with his Ambassador. He actually got it from a target he dispatched a few years ago, it was coincidentally a diplomat, thus naming the 6 round revolver after it. It can fire high caliber rounds and is perfectly accurate, unless it is fired without any pause between the shots, as it would affect the accuracy.
After assembling the Ambassador, Spy pulled out yet another revolver. This one being a Diamondback. It had a futuristic looking build, and is painted dark grey along with a tint of orange and purple. The revolver is very modern, with the ability to increase his shot's power once he obtains enough a sort of kinetic movement, which can be only accomplished through driving his butterfly knife into a victim's back or sapping his an enemy building, as the frequency it used to sap is also picked up by the gun, yielding the same results as a knife.
After that, he took a look at his knife and sharpened it a little before moving on to his dead ringer and watches. He wasn't sure how they worked, but he was glad he had them nonetheless, having saved his hide countless times and helped him infiltrate enemy bases.
When he was just about to go to the cafeteria again to grab another cup of coffee, the door to his room opened and in came his friends, hands filled with bags. When Spy questioned the contents of the bags, Demoman opened them and it seemed that the gang had went out and bought some clothes to make them blend in better, as well as some neato' stuff.
With everyone here, they can now finally execute the plan. It was an overly simple, but surefire plan.
The gang walked to Team JNPR's room and knocked on the door, and Pyrrha opening it, with a look of confusion in her eyes.
"Come on, call the team together 'cause we need to talk." Engineer said with a casual tone.
After getting Team JNPR out of their room, they walked up to Team RWBY's door and knocked on it as well. Before Ruby even has a chance to question why they were here, Engineer motioned Team JNPR into the room, with Team RWBY giving them looks of confusion, and in Blake's case, slight fear.
After muttering "Muffle it." To Pyro, Engineer closed the door, while Pyro used a large and unbelievably thick scarf to block the door, soundproofing it.
Both teams sat down on the beds, exchanging looks among one another. Once everybody settled down, the Engineer and Spy both nodded and looked towards the students.
"I've heard some rumors about us, kid. Mind telling me what they are? Wanna know what the rest of you's thinking 'bout us."
"We don't know what you're talking about!" Blake said, her cat ears twitching a bit.
"Oh really? Then what about the one about we are from another world?" Spy said with venom lacing his words. The room became silent as both teams become wide eyed and started sweating nervously.
After hearing no response, Engineer broke the silence.
"It's true." At this time, all eyes snapped to him, while he just chuckled a bit. "If you zon't believe us, let me show you." Medic said as he pulled out pictures of the Badlands, war between the 2 teams, RED and BLU.
'How? How!? They are actually from another world!' Ruby thought Ruby as she scanned through the images Medic showed them. All of them showed something different. One showing the a man aiming a rifle from behind cover, while another one showed a very fat and large person mowing hordes of enemies down with a large gun.
Ok, now Ruby is drooling once she saw that weapon. But snapped out of it once she realized the gravity of the situation.
Then, Spy continued to explain how they got here, and proceeded to give them a piece of 'advice'
"Now, the information that I provided is only for you and your ears, this never, EVER leaves this room. Am. I. CLEAR?!" He was met with fearful nods and sighs.
"If ya don't then you gonna have to experience this." Engi said while pulling out his Pomson. Both teams recognized it as the weapon he used during the initiation. The Engineer made a handgun gesture, pointing it at his head, as making a 'boom' sound. The team quickly got the message and fear started to control them. Seeing the tensed faces, Engi decided to lighten it up.
"Nah, just kiddin." His words relieved the 2 teams. "But seriously, don't tell anyone."
After team JNPR left the room and shut the door, Team R.E.D. could clearly hear murmurs between the teenagers outside. Ruby suddenly asked a question, excitement in her eyes.
"Sir, can I look at that weapon? Please?" She, as always, put on her puppy eyes and looked at the Engineer. He didn't even say a word as he handed her the Pomson with a sigh of defeat. Ruby inspected the weapon with excitement, and finding the weapon strange.
"Why isn't there any dust chambers?" Blake asked, noticing the lack of the essential holder in the weapon.
"Because we don't use dust." Team RWBY looked confused before remembering that they aren't from their world.
"Then what do you use?" Ruby asked, eyes still trained on the weapon.
"Gunpowder. Invented a few thousand years ago, and still used now."
"Gun…Powder? A powder made from guns?" Once again, Ruby's innocence earned her a facepalm from Engineer.
"Hey, Med. Get your Medi-gun ready." Engineer said grimly to Medic, which nodded in return and pulled it out.
After a while, the Engineer pulled out his pistol and aimed it at his face. "NOO!" Yang and Blake shouted, while Ruby and Weiss watched in shock and surprise.
BANG
His head got a head in it, and he fell down onto the ground. The rest of his team simply sighed and looked at his limp body.
Ruby was crying silently, from shock and thinking that her naivety had led a man to commit suicide, while Yang covered her mouth with her hand, as this was the first time she saw so much blood. Weiss, was looking away from the bloodied mess, eyes shut tight. While Blake, was just wide eyed.
The Medic enjoyed the girls' priceless reactions before he activated his Medi-gun on the Engineer's body, his body parts floating and attaching themselves back together, much to the girls' surprise and bewilderment. In less than 5 seconds, the Engineer was brought back from the dead, standing in the middle of the room.
"W-W-W-W-W-What h-h-happened…?" Ruby quietly asked.
"Zis Medi gun can revive people, so long as I have their DNA records." He said as he pointed to his belt, where several vials are visible.
"Now, we'll go now. Oh, and I'll clean the mess up later." Said Engineer as he exited the room along with his team.
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"What just happened?!" Yang said as she finally spoke, startling everyone.
A/N: Hopefully, this won't turn out so horrible…Damnit.
Also, after a few hours in SFM and Photoshop, I made a poster for this fic! Check my Profile page for it!
