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Remnant – Beacon Academy

For 2 weeks, Beacon Academy, the prestigious school designed to train the next generation of warriors, has been eerily empty. All of the students had gone back to their home and parents, spending the mid-term vacation with them. For the 5 men that arrived from a mysterious lightning flash 5 weeks ago, they don't have any family to return to, due to them being in Earth and not Remnant, or having already died. So, they decided to spend their breathing time a little differently than everyone else.

-Somewhere in Vale-

"Ahh…I love this beer." Said Engineer as he is sitting on his beach chair by the seaside, drinking a bottle of cold beer that he ordered from the resort he along with his friends were staying in.

After seeing an advertisement by the resort, the Spy made a decision almost instantly to spend 15000 Lien on a 9-Star holiday beachside resort for 14 days. Right now, he is sitting in another beach chair, drinking a glass of fancy wine.

His friend, the Demoman, has spent the first 48 hours when they arrived at the resort drinking and trying all the available alcohol they have. Since the resort has a 'All Drinks Free' policy, this ended up losing them around 10000 Lien's worth of fine alcohol from one person alone.

Pyro, has ordered one 10-meter diameter rubber pool and filled it completely with a mixture of kerosene, gasoline and diesel and bathed in it, with rubber ducks and unicorns floating around. The team is honestly surprised by their last day, which is today, that the resort is still standing instead of being burned completely to the ground or left in ruins considering the Demoman's drunken state and his 20-kilotons worth of explosive he is carrying around.

The Medic is now relaxing in a float on the ocean, thinking about what more experiments to conduct once he got back to Beacon.

After 5 more hours, the team packed up and checked out of the resort, with the receptionist giving them a small glare and scowling a bit. They hitched a ride on a taxi and headed back to Beacon Academy. The driver recognized them as he was the pilot in the bullhead the RED team members boarded upon meeting Ozpin on their first night here, thus giving them a discount for no reason whatsoever, but forcing the Engineer to pay him 20 Lien for leaving kiss marks on the windshield of his bullhead that day.

-Beacon Academy-

As team R.E.D. headed back to their room, they noticed they were the only ones here except for the occasional Professor Oobleck and Professor Peter Port along as Glynda and Ozpin, preparing the school for tomorrow.

"After sleeping in a luxury bed for 14 days straight, sleeping on this just felt a lot more uncomfortable." Said Engineer as he plopped down on his bed, earning a sigh from Spy.

"Well, we have to get used to it now, since school starts tomorrow and I'm sure we'll be so busy it beats defending sector Steel after points A through D are capped." Said Spy with a sad look painted across his face.

Noticing that it's already 9 P.M, they got ready to sleep while the Engineer and the Medic did some experimenting together, trying to get Aura to work for them.

-The next morning-

"Ok, people! We got work to do!" Shouted Engineer as he fired a shotgun shot into the ceiling, effectively doubling as a alarm as well as adding 8 more holes into the wooden ceiling, waking the other 3 members up, as Spy is already awake and reassembling his Ambassador and checking his equipment.

Soon, the empty corridors become crowded with the students arriving from their vacation, some with sleepy expressions while others beamed with excitement. For example, Ruby.

"Alright, friends! We got a whole new semester for us!" Cheered Ruby as her friends followed behind, wondering why Ruby could be so excited when it is so early.

"Sis…Slow down…" Said Yang weakly as she is practically dragging herself on the ground.

After a few minutes and some freshening up later, Team RWBY sat at the cafeteria with Team JNPR, with Ruby strangely absent.

Team R.E.D. walked down the hallway with their stomachs growling that a few students even jumped when the Demoman did, making a sound rivaling that of an Ursa's roar.

On the way there, they could see some students running away from the cafeteria as fast as they could, with a bit of fruit on their shirts. Spy did not care and continued heading towards the cafeteria with his team. As they neared, they heard a sound someone saying 'I'm queen of the castle' while laughing maniacally.

"Huh, what's happening-" Stated Engineer while opening the door to the cafeteria, only to get slapped by a piece of watermelon, staining his face red.

Being knocked out cold by a watermelon slice, what a way to go.

The fighters, Team RWBY and JNPR, have not noticed Team R.E.D.'s arrival yet, and continued with their over the top food fight. The RED team members were taking cover behind a few turned over tables, watching the huntsmen and huntresses in training dish out and receive more damage than the MONOCOLUS. Demoman was recording the event with his scroll, intending to upload it to the net, which is basically a library with never-ending space.

After watching the fight for a few minutes, Glynda barged in and halted the fight, while placing the chairs and tables back into place with her…Wand-something-thingy.

After being let go by Professor Ozpin, Team RWBY and Team JNPR stayed in the cafeteria, cleaning up the mess.

"Aw, come on! Why won't this stain go away?" Weiss whined loudly as she continued to scrub the now-multicolored wall.

Team R.E.D. was in charge of monitoring them in case something else happens, for example another fight. After chuckling a while, Demoman held his scroll out and asked the students to come over. On the screen, the clip of them food fighting is seen, with the screen shaking a bit as the Demoman had to dodge a few plates and food thrown his way. Team RWBY and JNPR both became loose-jawed as they saw that it had been uploaded to the net, and the view count. THE VIEW COUNT!

'10,864,146 Views'

And that, was all that happened before construction workers are called in to fix a man-shaped hole in the wall caused by a certain blond.

-The next day – Class starts-

Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang were tired from cleaning the mess hall yesterday. To top it off, Professor Port is now giving a 'lecture' on his times as a young man, a huntsman fresh out of training, boring the girls out of their mind.

"And after I came back from my trip, I earned a good deal of Lien from selling that Ursa hide I got." He concluded with a wink, as if anyone could even see it. Yang was planting her face into her desk, before lifting it up a few inches and slamming it down again. Weiss was having a very hard time trying to concentrate when she was sure her eyelids weigh at least a ton. Blake was already snoozing, while Ruby is trying her best to try and not fall asleep even though her head is bobbing up and down, eyelids closing everytime.

Finally, after 10 more minutes of eternal boredom, Professor Port's classes finally ended. Next up was Combat Class, which is taught by Glynda Goodwitch.

"Alright students, today we have a very special match-up. Will all students please prepare your gear and get ready." Glynda said when all students arrived at the arena.

After getting ready, the students are all decked confused as to why everyone is getting ready, as usually the matches are 1 on 1. With a loud 'bang', everybody turned around as the door flung open, revealing Team R.E.D. with all their weapons and equipment ready.

"Today, due to a special request by Professor Ozpin, you will be all facing off against Team R.E.D." Glynda stated, with the students gasping.

"In a battle royale." The following statement made the students fell relived a bit, as they have a much better chance at defeating them now.

After a few minutes of preparation, the combatants are ready. The Medic already showed Glynda how to use the Medi-gun, in case someone on Team R.E.D. died on accident. The rules for engagement is that all students are to attack Team R.E.D. all at once. When either side's members are all knocked out, they lose. The knockout point is the red Aura level, while it is 10 health for Team R.E.D.'s members.

The Engineer picked his trusty shotgun, pistol as well as his Widowmaker for backup. The Demoman carried his painted Grenade launcher, quicky-bomb launcher and the Eyelander with his Half-Zatoichi. The Medic used his other spare Medi-gun, which is painted red in some areas with his blutsauger and Ubersaw. The Spy carried the Ambassador, knife and dead ringer and an additional revolver if he needed to badass-duel wield. The Pyro used the Degreaser-Flare gun combo with its Powerjack as a Melee weapon.

When she saw that everyone is ready, Glynda blew her whistle, signaling the start of the match.

First, Team R.E.D. dispatched a few students that were charging them, before forming a circle in the middle of the arena. The Engineer put his pump-action shotgun away and placed a toolbox down in the circle, with the words 'Dispenser' plastered across it. The toolbox opened up and slowly started to build. The Demoman took out his Eyelander in his left hand and the Half-Zatoichi in his right hand, preparing to do what he had done in the Emerald Forest on their initiation. Several students saw this and stepped back, but were too late as their Aura was reduced to the red as he spun through them, blades knocking them back.

The Medic is healing the Engineer who is shooting his Widowmaker in one hand while his other held his pistol firing away. The Engineer took a few hard hits on his shoulder but he was fine as long as the Medic healed him. But as if to prove that the universe hates him, he felt the Medic's healing beam stopped. Looking around, he saw that the Medic is using his blutsauger on a Student, pumping syringes into him, and using his Ubersaw on other approaching students. The Engineer shot the student, rendering his Aura to drop to the red and out of the battle, helping the Medic.

Spy was sneaking around, getting stabs on every chance he got. He was trained to stab extremely forcefully, so his stabs would always leave the student's Aura completely depleted or in the red. He was soon battered by Cardin's mace, but shrugged it off as the dead ringer faked his body and gave him a chance to stab Cardin, which he did. Along with his team.

As the Engineer was shooting the approaching students, he felt a sharp pain in his torso, his health going down to 7 due to being shot by Ruby's high powered Crescent Rose. He heard a 'sorry!' from her as he stepped out of the ring, resting himself on the ground. Glynda fumbled with the Medigun before finally getting it to work, healing the Texan.

Right now, of the 20 students that entered the ring, 8 were left. Team RWBY along with Team JNPR is surviving very well, with Team R.E.D. down to 4 men. After being distracted by Ruby with her speed, the Pyro slammed into the wall nearby after being punched from Yang, reducing his health to 1, dangerously close to dying.

Soon, only the Medic and the Demoman was left, with Spy being bitch slapped by Blake after having only 15 health, courtesy of Cardin's extremely powerful mace swing.

"Nurse, ya ready?"

"Ready!"

"Hit it!"

The Medic flipped a small switch near his hand, and the machine on his back started to glow a bright red. Team RWBY and Team JNPR without it's JNR stared at what was happening. The Demoman screamed for a bit, before turning completely red, eyes burning gold. The students looked on wide eyed as the Demoman pulled both his swords out again and charged towards them.

Pyrrha was too slow and was struck by the Half-Zato' in the back, dropping her to yellow level. Yang and Ruby both fired their shots into the Demoman, but to their horror, the shots did nothing but make him angrier. He pulled his sword up as he deflected one of Weiss' ice shards and swiftly replacing the Eyelander with the Grenade launcher and firing a shot with it. The grenade connected and Weiss was blown out of the ring. Blake took a slightly smarter approach as she attacked the Medic, only to find out that he too is invulnerable. The Medic laughed maniacally before pulling out his Blutsauger with his off-hand and unloading cartridge after cartridge of syringes towards Blake, who was having a hard time dodging them all. Finally, enough shots connected to render her Aura red and thus out. Now, the Ubercharge ended and the duo returned to their normal states. Ruby and Yang took the chance and attacked at once, trying to break through the duo's good defense. The Medic saw that the battle is at its end and dropped his current Medigun and switched it for another, one that has 4 yellow lines near the muzzle. He flipped another switch and powered the Kritzkreig, which enhances the healing target's weapons to high hell, 300% to be exact. The Demoman laughed devilishly and dropped his 2 swords, and pulling 2 new grenade launchers to replace them. He took quick aim and fired all 8 rounds into the girls, who dodged the pills which exploded with force enough to instantly down a full Aura user. Yang was the unlucky one as she got hit by a stray pill, knocking her out cold.

"Yang!" Yelled Ruby after seeing her sister get knocked out. She turned to look at the Demoman, who was stickyjumping towards her, fist flying her way as well.

Of the 20 students that entered the ring, 13 were unconscious when they got out, while the rest were Aura depleted.

"How? How is this possible!?" Weiss whined yet again.

After a pause, Spy turned towards her and said cockily.

"From where we came from, we fight humans 24/7" He stated with a smirk as he walked towards the Medic, who was tending to any injured students.

A/N: Ho! Sorry for no updates yesterday, as I mentioned the day before. If your questioning why the TF2 mercs could so easily dispatch 20 huntsmen and huntresses in training, is because they constantly fight humans, so it would be natural for them to win against a group of students trained to kill monsters.

Once again, thank you for reading and I'll see you next chapter. Bye!