I am not Lord Gaben and Monty Oum. Nuff' said

Beacon Academy – Cafeteria

Scout was tired. Tired from what? From mopping the entire goddamn floor of the cafeteria. So far, he racked up a total of 10 suicide attempts, either by stealing Spy pill of Cyanide, only to discover using BONK! Atomic Punch to drink the pill down will result in the pill instantly disintegrating, or jumping off a building and dying, before realizing the Engineer had already hooked him up to a RSPWN machine he made himself.

After mopping and moping around for 10 more minutes, the cafeteria was finally sparkling clean. For some stupid reason, a few kids dumped an entire vending machines worth of soda on the ground. Well, at least he got to drink some free soda, and by some he means around 43 cans.

"Hey Scout!" Engineer walked in the cafeteria, waving to the Bostonian in his early twenties.

"Yo, what's up?" He answered while removing the water from the mop he is using for 3 hours now.

"Not much, just got a few problematic kids to teach." He replied while sitting down at a bench nearby. He pulled a snack bar out from his pocket and started to munch on the sweet factory-manufactured snack. The Engineer pulled out another bar and tossed it to the young man, who caught it in mid air.

"Thanks." He said smiling. The Engineer waved him off as a sign of 'No problem'.

"Imma go put my stuff away, my shifts over. See ya later!" The Scout said while packing his equipment up. The Texan gave a nod and continued eating his bar.

Beacon Academy – Locker Room

The Heavy entered the locker room, his footsteps loud and heavy, like himself. He proceeded to locker number 174 and opened it, revealing his beloved minigun, stored neatly along with 2 shotguns, both custom painted and 3 belts of ammunition he salvaged while escaping the RED base 5 days ago.

He carefully took the huge gun out and started to inspect it. It has become a habit to inspect his gun whenever he has free time, which is almost nonexistent due to either mounting an offensive on the BLU Team or defending against.

He heard a loud bell ringing, signifying that it is time for recess. He looked up and saw the door to the locker room open and in came the red-haired girl and her friends he met while fighting those 'White Fang' militants, as the locals seem to call those group of fighters.

"Oh, hi Heavy!" The bubbly girl exclaimed. The Heavy nodded and gave her a small smile in return.

"So what are you doing here?" The girl's sister asked, hands on her hip.

"Heavy is cleaning weapon." The Russian said while pointing towards the large and bulky weapon. The Ruby girl kept staring at the minigun, and tried to touch it. The Heavy usually did not allow other people to touch his gun, but he has a natural soft spot for puppy eyes, which this girl is giving very well. After looking at her for one second too long, he reluctantly gave the weapon to her. She excitedly extended her hand to hold it, but her hands prove too weak to lift the 150-kilogram piece of pure carnage.

"H-How much does it weigh?!" Ruby asked, trying to lift the weapon but to no avail. Then Yang attempted to lift it, and only managed to lift it a few centimeters off the ground before collapsing herself. Weiss and Blake saw that even the resident brawler of the group couldn't lift the weapon and decided not to try, fearing their arms break while doing so.

"It weighs 150 kilograms." The Heavy answered while lifting it with one hand easily into the air, making the girls mouth loosen.

"What is the rate of fire?" The girl asked yet again.

"She fires at ten thousand rounds per minute, and each bullet costs 200 Dollars to fire, or around 220 Lien." Now the girls mouth are big enough to fit a plate in them with no problem.

"I'm sure Coco would want to see that…" The Heavy heard the blonde mumble.

"Oh, it's almost time for Spy's class!" Weiss exclaimed while checking her scroll.

Combat Arena – Spy's Class

"Alright everyone, today I will introduce you to an old friend of mine. Soldier, would you please." The French assassin stated, looking behind him.

"Yes, you French bastard!"

"Now, I will select one person to fight him in hand to hand combat. Volunteers?" Everyone looked around at each other, not knowing whether to fight him or not. A hand suddenly shot up from the spectator seats. It was Ren. For the past few classes, Ren had nearly beat the Spy in CQC, his previous knowledge of martial arts did help him a bit deal.

"Alright, go grab your gear and we'll begin immediately!"

10 minutes later

As fast as he entered, as fast as he was out. Currently, Ren was suffering from a concussion, a broken nose, one broken rib and one dislocated elbow. It was all quickly treated and healed by the mad doctor/scientist/torturer, the Medic.

"Anybody else?" The assassin said with a smug grin.

Firing Range

He had to admit, this academy has some seriously challenging target practice ranges. Well, challenging to other people, anyway. To Sniper, this was just a walk in the park, but meeting a few rodents. He effortlessly shot each and every target down as soon as it appeared. At the end of the session, he got a near perfect score of 98.74%, only missing a target's bullseye, but hitting the head nonetheless.

The Australian turned around to see Ruby coming in, her weapon in hand. He gave her a wave and continued shooting.

"Nice shooting!" She said while looking at the targets going down one by one.

"Certainly better than you." The Sniper's words had a competitive edge to it, and Ruby instantly got the message.

"Oh rea-lly?"
"You wanna go mate?" The Sniper said while lowering his rifle and looking at the girl. She nodded.

After inputting a few commands, the shooting range changed layout. Now, there are 2 areas, separated by a wall.

"Whoever shoots all targets in the shortest amount of time and the most accurate, wins." Ruby said while cocking her high-impact sniper-scythe.

"You're on!"

'3'

'2'

'1'

'BEGIN'

As soon as the word begin, was heard, a hail of gunfire ripped through the 20 targets, 10 targets on each side. In less than 8 seconds, all the targets went down. The 2 contesters looked at the scoreboard to find out who won.

"It's a bloody draw…"

"Yea…"

Both of them finished in exactly 8 seconds, and all got the same accuracy, 99% sharp.

"Well, I've finally met someone that can match my skills now. Wanna go again?" The Sniper said, a smug grin painted on his face.

"Ready!" The girl said, clearly excited.

The Next day

Beacon – 9.35 P.M.

Scout let out another sigh.

Yesterday is the day which his job as a part-time janitor and a security guard started. His area to oversee is the courtyard. The area is pretty large, and there are only 3 lights around at night, so the Bostonian packed his own flashlight.

It was eerily quiet tonight, the only sounds audible are the occasional wind, and the rustling of leaves. A Grimm howl could also be heard, making the Scout constantly alert.

Right now, Heavy was in charge of the cafeteria and Sniper was in the control room, looking at cameras, so he's our intel. As for Soldier? Well he got fired yesterday for rocket jumping around and making a few craters, so now he's just an assistant at CQC class.

He stifled a yawn as his eyelids began to feel heavy. He grabbed a flask of coffee he carried with him and took a sip. The caffeine instantly took effect, waking him up and keeping him alert. Suddenly, he heard a sound to his right. Turning towards the sound, he noticed a squirrel in the bushes. The Scout chuckled a bit and continued to patrol the area. He passed by the library first, before heading to the landing zone.

While patrolling the landing area, he heard yet another sound, but this time it was the sound of…Smoke? He looked around and did a full 360 scan, but he saw nothing.

'Guess the caffeine got some side effects' The young man thought.

When he reached the front of the entrance, he heard footsteps behind him. This time, he turned his head, and saw Team RWBY walking towards him. He gave them a smile and continued scanning the area. When the 4 girls passed by him, he just remembered something.

'Just now…Team RWBY was in the library, I passed it, and I saw them in there! Shit!' He turned around and slowly put his hands on his pistol. 'Wait, are you sure? Look closer.'

The Scout observed the 4 girls, and he saw that something is off. Firstly, Ruby would be always chattering, for the young man had not seen her without talking with her friends, especially her team.

Secondly, their movements are too rigid, Ruby's mood is usually bubbly and happy, but this one…Her face is just, too neutral. Scout noticed that Blake usually had a walk where her hips swayed a bit, but this Blake does not.

That was enough confirmation. He pulled his pistol out and shot at the 4 'girls' legs. The shot rang out in the middle of the silent night and awoke a few students. One of the imposters, imitating Ruby, jumped away and pulled out a revolver, just like the one Spy used when he just started out. 'She' fired 3 shots before ducking to cover, which all missed the fast man. The Scout holstered his pistol and pulled out the scattergun, firing 1 shell at the imposter. The other 3 imposters paid no heed to a bullet in their legs and all pulled out revolvers. The Scout dodged the shots fired and slid into cover, reloading his Scattergun. After loading in another shell, he jumped out of cover and did pot-shotted the Yang imposter, and the lead connected with her body and she collapsed. Now, the 3 other imposters pulled out yet another revolver, and now 3 of them are dual-wielding gunslingers. The Scout did a small wall jump on a pole and propelled himself towards 'Ruby' and shot at her, while pulling his pistol and unloading 4 shots into the fake Blake (Hey that rhymes!), making them both collapse, with strangely no blood coming out from the limp bodies. Now, only the fake Weiss remained, and she was a bit harder to deal with. She fired both revolvers at the Scout, one of which hit his stomach, making blood spurt of the bullet wound.

"Augh!" The young man screamed. He was in agony, so his vision blurred a bit. When he regained his bearings, he was pushed against a wall and the imposter pressed a revolver against his head. Scout sighed, at least this death would be quick. He shut his eyes, ready to respawn the next moment he opened them.

Bang!

Nothing happened. He's not dead, he can still feel the bullet wound, then what happened? He slowly opened his eyes. In front of him, was Ruby, with her Crescent Rose. The large scythe had impaled the imposter.

"You alright?" The girl asked the Scout.

"I got a bullet wound in my stomach and you call it alright?" Said Scout as he took something out of his pocket. It was a small round bottle, with a cross sign on it. The Scout opened it, and ate the bottle's contents, the bullet wound instantly closing and the bullet popping out of the wound.

"There we go, now this…" He said while walking towards the dead imposters. He knelt down and rubbed his hand against the face of the Yang imposter, and smoke appeared out of nowhere.

After the smoke cleared, the Scout can clearly see what it was, now. It was one of those robots he fought the other day, and they were Spies. The girls gasped when they saw their imposters are robotic men, and Yang proceeded to punch one. The poor robot was beaten into the ground, until there was a small robot-shaped crater in the ground.

"How am I gonna explain this to Oz?"

A/N: Sorry for the slightly shorter chapter today, was having a small writer's block and a headache. Also needing to handle something else contributed to this 500 word short chappie. So anybody got any ideas for what shenanigans for Team R.E.D. and Team RWBY? Give me your suggestions! ;)

Adios!