"Welcome all to this special Hunger Games that it's supposed to be for the gary-stu's and mary-sue's over in other means, with perfect. Do you know how terrible they are from what the definitions are!" Dire screamed.
"We have 16 tributes, let's see who we have!"
"Emily from District 1!"
"Sparkle Beauty from District 1!"
"Siliconia Mianda Ashtonia from District 1!"
"Diamond-Sapphire Opal McSparkly from District 1!"
"Brilliance Gleam from District 2!"
"Edison McSmarmtyPants from District 3!"
"Coral Saltcreek from District 4!"
"Lightna Yaesah from District 5!"
"Jada Glimmer Poppy Kanorah from District 6!"
"Birch-Oak Tree Dumbadrore from District 7!"
"Harry James Primitus from District 8!"
"Albus Wulfric Brian Dumbledore from District 12!"
"Oops, I forgot to mention it was actually twelve and here are my thoughts. Please don't watch these games and I possibly won't!" Dire screamed, rubbing his temples stepping back from his podium. For the love of shit, someone help him.
I'm going to need ten million dollars and maybe therapy right after this. What did I get into? And plus, welcome to these Games, please buckle up and enjoy your ride on the stupid airplane. There are massages for those who needs a break me especially while I'm writing. I'll get I don't kow ten chapters done by tonight.