A/N: This is just a little series of disconnected snippets that have been running around in my head. They all occur sometime after Leonard has moved out and Sheldon and Amy have consummated their relationship. Sheldon said in S9 E1 "We make everyone feel awkward, that's our thing!" That got me thinking about how much more awkward "their thing" could become for everyone else if they approach their intimate relationship in the same straightforward manner they approach so much else. Hope you enjoy!
Sunday morning at 10am Penny and Bernadette knocked on the door of 4A, ready to take Amy to brunch as planned. Sheldon answered and let them in.
Penny glanced around curiously. "Hey Moonpie," she started, happy to see Sheldon roll his eyes. "Is Amy still getting ready?"
"Ready for what?" Sheldon asked, furrowing his brows.
"She's supposed to go to brunch with us today" piped up Bernadette.
"Ugh, brunch." Sheldon made a face. "Better with you than with me. But she didn't mention it to me and she's still sleeping. I could go wake her up if you want, but I think she's pretty tired today."
Penny sighed, knowing there was no way they'd make their reservation now. It wasn't like Amy to forget their plans. "Yeah, maybe the restaurant will let us in late. Leonard told me you were making her watch all the X-Men movies last night? I guess I can see why she'd be exhausted" Penny chuckled.
Sheldon had started down the hallway toward the bedrooms, but stopped to look back over his shoulder at the two blondes. "Well, I assume it was mostly due to the sex," Sheldon shrugged, "but sure, maybe the movies, too."
Penny and Bernadette gaped at each other. Bernadette was the first to speak "Do we wait and chance missing brunch, or get the hell out of here now so we don't have to hear any more about last night and can start drinking?"