A/N: This is just a little series of disconnected snippets that have been running around in my head. They all occur sometime after Leonard has moved out and Sheldon and Amy have consummated their relationship. Sheldon said in S9 E1 "We make everyone feel awkward, that's our thing!" That got me thinking about how much more awkward "their thing" could become for everyone else if they approach their intimate relationship in the same straightforward manner they approach so much else. Hope you enjoy!


Penny knocked on the door late one Sunday morning, looking for milk for her cereal. Sheldon, dressed in his plaid jammies and robe, let her in and sat back down to continue watching Doctor Who. "I thought Amy was staying over last night?" she asked, walking toward the fridge.

"Yes, she did. She's still in bed. When we wake up and have coitus in the morning she likes to go back to sleep for a while."

Penny made a face and turned around and walked out.

Sheldon looked after her in surprise. "What about the milk?"

As Penny shut the door he heard her mumble "Never mind, I'm not hungry anymore."