Standing in front of the camera, I half smiled and said, "This is a 'Question Corner' update to tell you our next guest is Jedi Master, Mace Windu." Fidgeting only slightly as I glanced at Arnold nervously, I continued, "Remember the rules: No M-rated questions, 2 questions per person, and check the reviews to make sure your question hasn't already been answered."
With a little less bounce in my voice, I added, "And on a different update, the grenade was in fact done by a fan named, 'KestrelRaven9'. While it was wrong, I still have to give her credit for her cleverness of getting around our security detail. It was rather impressive. I'd tell you all how she did it, but then you'd all start doing it, so I won't. Finally, I regret saying, the lights were in fact sabotaged and we can officially say it wasn't done by a fan. There was a pipe jabbed and smashed into the control panels, and we don't know by whom, but we're looking into it now. It was only right to tell all of you so you know the risk in coming. I would suggest you all to stay away, but that decision is up to you."
"No matter what, we will stay on the air until the end. Thank you and good day."