(Phineas and ferb theme song plays)

THERES A HUNDRED AND FOUR CYCLES OF

SUMMER VACATION

AND SCHOOL COMES AROUND

JUST TO END IT

SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT

LIKE MAYBE

Building an ark

Or fighting the fallen

Or climbing decagon plaza

Reading the covenant of primus

Or giving a dinobot a shower

Surfing tidal waves

Ejecting minicons

Or locating vector primes brain

Finding a predacon

Painting the sea of rust

Or driving galvatron insane

Galvatron:PHINEAS!

As you can see theres a whole lot of stuff to do

Before school starts in fall

So stick with cuz phineas and ferb are gonna do it all!

So stick with cuz phineas and ferb are gonna do it all!

Candace:MOM! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE STARRING IN A CROSSOVER FANFIC! ESPECIALLY AFTER OUR SHOW GOT CANCELED

(song ends)


Lawrence: Hey there kids!

Phineas: Hi Dad! Whats that in the driveway?

Lawrence: well it's a vintage 1984 red cabover truck. I bought 2 of them. One for the antique store, one for you to tinker with.

Phineas:Cool!

Lawrence:well, i will be inside watching 80s cartoons with headphones on. Holler if you need me!

Isabella:whatcha doin?

Phineas:Nothing much, just tinkering with a truck from the 80s

Isabella:cool!

Baljeet is walking by when he hears Phineas

Baljeet:DID SOMEONE SAY 80s

Buford pushes baljeet over

Buford:DID SOMEONE SAY TRUCK?

Phineas:Actually buford its a cabover truck

Buford: Oh so its one of the lame ones

(buford is a michael bay fan)

Baljeet: i could have sworn i heard the truck rev when you said that buford

Phineas: (shows parts of truck to the gang) this doesnt look like parts ive ever seen in a truck.(loooooooong pause) oh well lets check the trailer

Phineas opens trailer only to find a Porsche martini, a police car, and a unusually big metal dinosaur. It's a big trailer

Phineas:maybe we can take these apart too

It doesnt take long for the gang to dissect the vehicles and dinosaur.

Porsche Martini:HEY! WATCH THE T-COG

The porsche martini transforms into a robot

Phineas:Whooaa!

Jazz had been waiting in the trailer for sooo long, that he was relieved when the kid with the triangle shaped head his hammered his t cog

Jazz:Whooo! I feel so much better now after a good transformation

Prowl:Great, now we need to transform because of you, jazz

Grimlock:Yeah thanks a lot jazz.

Optimus: It doesnt , TRANSFORM!

The police car transforms into prowl, the dinosaur turns into the robot grimlock, and the truck

transformers into OPTIMUS PRIME HIMSELF!


The gang had probably seen everything this and past summers, but this might take the cake.

Cabover truckbot: Hello humans

policebot: how do we even know they're humans? Last i checked they had round heads.

Ferb: Actually I-

Cabover truckbot:as I was saying, I am optimus prime, leader of the autonomous robotic organisms from the planet cybertron, Autobots if you prefer. I am optimus prime, leader of the autobots. That is prowl, my military strategist.

Prowl:hello, humans with oddly shaped heads.

Optimus: that is jazz, my second in command

Jazz: Hey there triangle head and fman!,

Optimus:That is grimlock, our "muscle", if you will.

Grimlock:Me Grimlock dont know why Me Grimlock here

Jazz:Grimlock, you do know we crashed here.

Phineas:well im phineas, and this is ferb

Ferb waves.

Phineas:thats isabella

Jazz:well how do yah do

Isabella:how do you do, hipster DJ?

Baljeet:According to my 80s guide, he is not hipster, just a DJ

Phineas:that's baljeet. He makes all our quantum calculations, and other stuff. Basically the brains.

Prowl:i have a good feeling you will be best friends with wheeljack.

Buford:Shut up nerd.

Phineas:that's buford

Phineas: so you are the only robots here?

Jazz: Didn't we say we were organisms? And no, others our scattered throughout, both autobot and decepticon

Phineas:What are decepticons?

Optimus: they were once our brothers, but now due to our warring ideals, they are our enemies

Prowl: our troops have scattered throughout earth, but we will try to find them

Phineas: hey, we're experts in building things, we can help you guys find your friends.

Jazz: I don't know, can you build a ground bridge?

Phineas: Whats a ground bridge

Optimus: a ground bridge is a teleportation device, a portal as some of you might call it.

Prowl: i found some old ground bridge blueprints.

Baljeet:Let me see those

FIVE MINUTES LATEEERRR

Baljeet:Shouldn't be hard to build

Phineas:All right, let's get to work

ONE MINUTE MONTAGE LATER

Jazz:And we have a ground bridge

Optimus:good *over comm* Calling all autobots, calling all autobots

Phineas:Someone's coming through!

Ratchet:this better be good, I was in the middle of a stasis nap.