(Phineas and ferb theme song plays)
THERES A HUNDRED AND FOUR CYCLES OF
SUMMER VACATION
AND SCHOOL COMES AROUND
JUST TO END IT
SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT
LIKE MAYBE
Building an ark
Or fighting the fallen
Or climbing decagon plaza
Reading the covenant of primus
Or giving a dinobot a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Ejecting minicons
Or locating vector primes brain
Finding a predacon
Painting the sea of rust
Or driving galvatron insane
Galvatron:PHINEAS!
As you can see theres a whole lot of stuff to do
Before school starts in fall
So stick with cuz phineas and ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with cuz phineas and ferb are gonna do it all!
Candace:MOM! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE STARRING IN A CROSSOVER FANFIC! ESPECIALLY AFTER OUR SHOW GOT CANCELED
(song ends)
Lawrence: Hey there kids!
Phineas: Hi Dad! Whats that in the driveway?
Lawrence: well it's a vintage 1984 red cabover truck. I bought 2 of them. One for the antique store, one for you to tinker with.
Phineas:Cool!
Lawrence:well, i will be inside watching 80s cartoons with headphones on. Holler if you need me!
Isabella:whatcha doin?
Phineas:Nothing much, just tinkering with a truck from the 80s
Isabella:cool!
Baljeet is walking by when he hears Phineas
Baljeet:DID SOMEONE SAY 80s
Buford pushes baljeet over
Buford:DID SOMEONE SAY TRUCK?
Phineas:Actually buford its a cabover truck
Buford: Oh so its one of the lame ones
(buford is a michael bay fan)
Baljeet: i could have sworn i heard the truck rev when you said that buford
Phineas: (shows parts of truck to the gang) this doesnt look like parts ive ever seen in a truck.(loooooooong pause) oh well lets check the trailer
Phineas opens trailer only to find a Porsche martini, a police car, and a unusually big metal dinosaur. It's a big trailer
Phineas:maybe we can take these apart too
It doesnt take long for the gang to dissect the vehicles and dinosaur.
Porsche Martini:HEY! WATCH THE T-COG
The porsche martini transforms into a robot
Phineas:Whooaa!
Jazz had been waiting in the trailer for sooo long, that he was relieved when the kid with the triangle shaped head his hammered his t cog
Jazz:Whooo! I feel so much better now after a good transformation
Prowl:Great, now we need to transform because of you, jazz
Grimlock:Yeah thanks a lot jazz.
Optimus: It doesnt , TRANSFORM!
The police car transforms into prowl, the dinosaur turns into the robot grimlock, and the truck
transformers into OPTIMUS PRIME HIMSELF!
The gang had probably seen everything this and past summers, but this might take the cake.
Cabover truckbot: Hello humans
policebot: how do we even know they're humans? Last i checked they had round heads.
Ferb: Actually I-
Cabover truckbot:as I was saying, I am optimus prime, leader of the autonomous robotic organisms from the planet cybertron, Autobots if you prefer. I am optimus prime, leader of the autobots. That is prowl, my military strategist.
Prowl:hello, humans with oddly shaped heads.
Optimus: that is jazz, my second in command
Jazz: Hey there triangle head and fman!,
Optimus:That is grimlock, our "muscle", if you will.
Grimlock:Me Grimlock dont know why Me Grimlock here
Jazz:Grimlock, you do know we crashed here.
Phineas:well im phineas, and this is ferb
Ferb waves.
Phineas:thats isabella
Jazz:well how do yah do
Isabella:how do you do, hipster DJ?
Baljeet:According to my 80s guide, he is not hipster, just a DJ
Phineas:that's baljeet. He makes all our quantum calculations, and other stuff. Basically the brains.
Prowl:i have a good feeling you will be best friends with wheeljack.
Buford:Shut up nerd.
Phineas:that's buford
Phineas: so you are the only robots here?
Jazz: Didn't we say we were organisms? And no, others our scattered throughout, both autobot and decepticon
Phineas:What are decepticons?
Optimus: they were once our brothers, but now due to our warring ideals, they are our enemies
Prowl: our troops have scattered throughout earth, but we will try to find them
Phineas: hey, we're experts in building things, we can help you guys find your friends.
Jazz: I don't know, can you build a ground bridge?
Phineas: Whats a ground bridge
Optimus: a ground bridge is a teleportation device, a portal as some of you might call it.
Prowl: i found some old ground bridge blueprints.
Baljeet:Let me see those
FIVE MINUTES LATEEERRR
Baljeet:Shouldn't be hard to build
Phineas:All right, let's get to work
ONE MINUTE MONTAGE LATER
Jazz:And we have a ground bridge
Optimus:good *over comm* Calling all autobots, calling all autobots
Phineas:Someone's coming through!
Ratchet:this better be good, I was in the middle of a stasis nap.
