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The Decepticons are wreaking havoc in downtown danville, tearing up everything in their path.
Soundwave: attention Decepticons, autobots and several human children incoming.
Starscream: Very well then, I shall go intercept them.
Starscream transforms into a jet, and takes to the skies.
Optimus:Let's roll Autobotsaaauaagh! Ok who shot that blast?
A jet flies in and blasts Optimus, then transforms into decepticon second in command Starscream!
Starscream: surprise!
Prowl: Starscream, you won't stand in our way for long!
Starscream: (grins) i'd like to see you try. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAA
Jazz: you heard him! Lets kick his exhaust port all the way to cybertron!
The Autobots take out their blasters, and blast a huge hole right in the middle of his chest
Starscream: NOOOO! NOT THE SPARK! Eh, good thing i always carry a spare. Curse you Autobots!
Grimlock: Quick, follow starscream! Grimlock go bust Decepticon hide!
A few minutes later, the autobots arrive in Downtown Danville, with Megatron.
Megatron: Ah, Autobots. Come to save the day I presume?
Phineas(in beak voice): We're here to stop you from destroying Danville!
Phineas: Oh earthling, you're too late, half of Danville has already been destroyed. But, since you're here, DECEPTICONS! ANNIHALATE THEM!
Soundwave: As you command, Megatron
Starscream: With pleasure megatron (grins)
Thundercracker:-sigh- yes sir
Grimlock, Phineas and Ferb, and Buford take on Starscream while Baljeet, Prowl, Candace, and Isabella takes on Soundwave and Thundercracker while Optimus takes on Megatron!
(song begins)
OH YEAAAHH!
ITS A DECEPTICON DOWNTOWN BRAWL
DONT TRY AND HANGOUT IN THE BATHROOM STALLS!
MANO TO MANO, BOT TO BOT
THE VICTORS WILL RISE, AND THE LOSERS WILL ROT!
ITS DECEPTICON DOWNTOWN BRAWL!
(guitar riffs)
OH YEAH!
(song ends)
Prowl: had enough decepticreeps?
Candace: You Decepticons are sooooooooooo busted!
Megatron: this isnt over!
Jazz: Yes it is! LIGHT EM UP 'BOTS!
The Autobots fired their blasters, but the Decepticons flew away just in time except for Thundercracker, who was too late
Thundercracker: Ya know, in hindsight..
Thundercracker gets punched in the gut by Grimlock, and the impact sent him flying in the Decepticons' direction
Grimlock: We won't be seeing them for a looooooooong time
Phineas: So, is this the end?
Optimus Prime: (speaks old cybertronian) they will return
Prowl: Basically what he is saying is we'll stay for pie.
Doof- I mean Random Car in the Subuuuurbs!
Megatron: GRRRRR! Those autobots will pay! We need to make ourselves BIGGER!
Unknown silhoutte: I see, and you need an evil scientist.
Megatron: Yeeeeessss, but do you have one?
Doofenshmirtz: Can't you see? I am one!
WHATS DOOF'S PLAN FOR THE DECEPTICONS? WILL AGENT P STOP HIM? WILL THE AUTOBOTS EVER GET PIE? FIND OUT IN PART 2: WHATCHA BLASTIN?