"Hi, you're watching 'Question Corner', and I'm your host Kale." I stood up tall with my hands in their traditional position, clasped behind my back. I probably appeared cheerful, what with my giant smile and my happy tone, but I had a hard time feeling cheerful. Ashley screwed a Santa hat onto my head before the announcement and wherever she got it she needs to return it because it itches. Badly. However, I resisted the urge to scratch in front of the camera. "I know I said we weren't going to be on air until the upcoming summer of 2015, but we wanted to share at least one Christmas special with you. We have recently convinced Ahsoka Tano to do an interview with us and it wasn't the easiest thing in the world, so choose your questions wisely."
"Now remember the rules:" My shoulders tightened as the urge to dig my nails across my head became stronger. Ashley, this thing better not have lice! "You can give one gift on the holidays, 1 question per person, no M-rated questions, and, please, check the reviews to make sure your question hasn't already been asked. Oh, and hurry! I won't be excepting many reviews after two days of posting this...unless you think of a question I can't afford to not ask." Finally breaking my stance to sneak a quick scratch at the side of my head, I said. "Merry Christmas!"