Death by aptonoth
Chapter 8
this chapter was made by my friend seph
all credit to him for this chapter.
The savage saiyan part 1: P for pickle
(Sort of) New character! Joseph he uses a bow, wears hyper fancy Jaggi armour, has a Daimyo Hermitaur, he's really cool and handsome and gets all the ladies and this totally isn't the new writer trying to make himself sound cooler also unlike the previous writer (Zach) I can actually spell.
Joseph looked at the quest counters selection of quests, "I'M BORED" he yelled "there are no good quests here, they're all gathering quests!" "Actually we have one hunting quest." said the guild girl "TELL ME! TELL ME! TELL ME!" Joseph yelled excitedly "there have been sightings of a monster in Moga woods; we can't pinpoint exactly what it is so your job is to find it, then identify it and report back." "WHAT? That isn't a hunting quest!" "Well if it's a weak and useless monster you can kill it but if it looks like a threat to the village then just report back and we'll send more capable hunters." "Trust me! I'm the best hunter for any job, I can take anything." Joseph started to flex his muscles but then realised he didn't have any so he stopped. "If you're trying to flirt with me, I'm not interested; I prefer people who are manly enough to fight the monsters up close instead of hiding at the back and cowering" said the guild girl Joseph then angrily replied with "I'm not cowering, I'm strategically taking cover" "well you still have to do the quest" said the guild girl "fine…" Joseph sighed.
Joseph walked up to his fellow Claptrappers "hey guys! I got a new quest!" "What took you so long?" asked Zach "let me guess; you tried to flirt with the guild girl and you were completely unsuccessful." said Ben "well you win some you lose some" said Joseph "in your case you win none and lose all" interrupted Riko "what I was about to say was that I got a new quest: go and find the monster that was spotted in Moga woods and kill it." "Nope I gotta go upgrade my brachy switch axe" said Ben "I have to go mining for ice crystals" said Riko "actually I haven't done anything in a while so I can co-" "ok Callum's out then, Zach?" Zach yelled "RANDOM EXCUSE!" and jumped out the window. Joseph then turned to his Daimyo and then Daimyo just shrugged and walked off. "Fine then I'll do it myself." Joseph said angrily"
Joseph walked through Moga woods "I'm beginning to wonder if they send me on a wild Qurapeco chase just to get rid of me" he said to himself just then he saw a large shape jump down from the mountain "HOLY CRAP A GIANT PICKLE WITH LEGS!" "No you idiot I'm a de-" "HOLY CRAP A GIANT TALKING PICKLE WITH LEGS!" "STOP THAT! I'm just a Deviljho." "Oh thank goodness I thought you were a pick- WAIT A MINUTE!" "Yes I'm a talking Deviljho don't worry I can explain this."
TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT PART