Death by Aptonoth
Chapter 9
The (not so) great escape!
"So then that Golden Rajang told me that if anyone else claimed to be a super saiyan he would attempt to kill them himself" said Joseph "It's very interesting to know there are others like me, more tea?" asked the Deviljho "Yes please. Who would've thought that a regular feral wyvern virus could turn into that?" "Not me that's for sure, anyway do you know of any others like me?" Joseph's face turned serious (it's hard to describe so just imagine the one on the right but with less long black hair and slightly less stalking people of the opposite gender . )
"OK THEN WON'T ASK THAT AGAIN!" exclaimed the Deviljho "Don't worry I'm back to normal." "Phew" "anyway I should get my friends, some might still be recovering from recent fights, my friend Sean fought a Deviljho that was going to eat me and my friends little sister" "WAIT? DOES YOUR FRIEND USE A HEAVY BOWGUN?!" "Yep." "AND DOES HE HAVE AN AZURE RATHALOS!?" "Right again my amigo." "What was his name again Joseph?" "Sean" "And where is he now?" "Port Tanzia." "Thank you." The Deviljho walked up to the edge of the cliff and roared "SEAN I'M COMING FOR YOU!" In port Tanzia Sean turned around in the direction of the roar and said "CRAP! ALICA'S STALKING ME AGAIN!" and ran inside. Joseph ran towards the Deviljho "Stop for a minute! What's all this Aptonoth dung about?" "I am vowing to kill Sean, do you have a problem?" "YES! You're trying to kill my friend!" "So you're saying you want to stop me from killing him?" "Pretty much" "then you must die too" "WAIT WAIT WAIT! Can you at least tell me why you're trying to kill me?" "Very well, do you remember that Deviljho that Sean killed? That was me in the early stages of infection, the only reason I survived is because of the virus. Now I shall seek revenge on all those who wronged me in the previous life" Joseph gasped "OBVIOUS PLOT TWIST IS OBVIOUS!" the Deviljho Roared Joseph yelled "DO NOT WANT!" and and jumped off the cliff. Joseph tumbled for what seemed like ages before finally landing on his feet. He patted his stomach "Heh, heh good thing I ate food with felyne lander in it today!" He looked up and saw the Deviljho mimicking his actions. He exclaimed "JUMPIN' JAGGI!" and dived out of the way the devil landed next to him and used dragon breath Joseph looked up from where he was lying and said "That can't be good for my health." And ducked the dragon breath barely missed him but took out most of the hill behind Joseph. He looked over and said "That gives me a great idea for a living space in a fantasy novel." He then turned around and saw the Deviljho charging up another dragon breath "HEY NO SPAMMING THE SAME MOVE!" exclaimed Joseph before getting up and sprinting off.
Joseph turned around; he had been chased for ages and now he was cornered with the Deviljho slowly approaching him. He looked around for some kind of way out he thought to himself "I could try and paralyse it but it probably has more resistance when it's like this." Joseph saw the remains of a hunter nearby. He ran over to it and saw that the hunter only had herbs, rare steaks and random items. He also saw a sword and shield. The hunter was wearing leather armour which was covered in Azuros claw marks. Joseph muttered "stupid noob" under his breath and pulled out some iron ore and sap plants from the item pouch he combined them and grabbed an exciteshroom that was growing next to him. As he turned to the Deviljho he thought "For this to work I'm going to have to time it right." Joseph sprinted to the right of the Deviljho but it swung its tail towards him catching him square in the chest Joseph yelled "DAMMIT" and was sent flying towards the rock. He looked up at the Deviljho "Can you at least have honour and make this a quick and painless death, I don't wanna be burnt to death I'd much rather be crushed." the Deviljho replied "I would have honour if he had had honour." The Deviljho shot dragon breath from its mouth. Smoke rose into the air.