The new day was just as cold as the last, but the bitter air left behind stung a bit more considering the troubles they had been given last night. So far they had found no news about the two characters missing in their games. Kyle was over looking a map of the town with a thoughtful look, Butters would never go to far no matter what, so they were still in the town. Now if he could just find the pair before the fatass then everything could turn around for them.

"Where could you two be..." He muttered before snapping up as Stan called out for him running over.

"My king! We found them!" Stan said moving over panting as he hunched over catching his breath.

"You did?! Where are they ranger?!" Eric said from his side moving over as Kyle glared.

"Hey! You don't get to ask questions of my partner fatass!" He said shoving him away as he looked back to stan "What did you find Stan?"

Stan looked over and stood up fixing his helmet.

"We saw the two moving towards the lost woods, they must be by the pond!" Kyle looked at him and nodded.

"Then that's where we're going! Quick get the bard and we'll head out!" Stan nodded as they smiled at each other before moving off as Cartmen glared and huffed.

"We'll see who gets there first! Token, Tweek! You're all following me to the pond! We're getting the stick back!" The kings glared at each other as they others sighed before following their leaders.

The two sides seemed to be at war again already. Couldn't they at least have waited until they had Butters back?

Both sides had arrived at the pond and were looking around near the forest.

"You said the elves saw them around here Stan?" Kyle said looking over to him as Stan looked back and nodded.

"Yes, Princess Kenny and Paladin Butters in this area, they must still be around here I was not told of anyone fleeing from here." Cartmen looked over and scoffed rolling his eyes.

"Geeze this could have just been one whole wild goose chase. This is why you never trust an elf, or a Jew." Kyle glared at him darkly.

"God damn it fatass-!" They were all cut off by a rather loud scream and Tweek sprinting from the edge of the woods flailing his arms.

"OH GOD OH JESUS! TOKEN HELP I THINK IM BLIND!" He screamed crashing into Token and taking them both to the ground in a pile of groaning pain. Token hissed in surprise before adjusting himself and helping tweek up.

"Tweek what the hell are you screaming about?" He said concerned, Tweek let out a breath as he tried to say something before another voice cut him off.

"I believe he's screaming about me." Everyone snapped over in shock to see Princess Kenny glaring at all of them with a slight blush on his face. "He interrupted something and I'm not very pleased about it." Tweek flinched at that and hid behind Token.

"God- he's gonna get me Token! D-don't let him get me!" Token blinked and looked back over to him. What on earth could have Tweek interrupted? He wasn't going to get his answer apparently after Cartmen stepped forward welding his staff.

"Well well! If it isnt the traitorous Princess Kenny! Just give up the stick now Kenny, you're outmatched here!" Kyle looked at Eric wondering how he was just that stupid before pointing his golf club at kenny.

"And give us back Butters! We're here to save our Paladin!" Kyle said loudly as Stan pulled out his sword next to him.

"Just give it up Kenny, it's five against one you have no hope to win!" Kenny looked at all of them before laughing and put his hands on his hips.

"That's where you're wrong ranger! Why don't I show you what i've been doing this whole time?!" She whistled before two orcs came out from the woods behind her glaring at the group. "I've gotten my birth right back and that means the orcs listen to me again! Now take out the healer and barbarien!" He screamed as the orcs attacked Token and Tweek. Stan looked over.

"Damn it, hold on you guys! Jimmy come on!" The bard nodded as they rushed over to help the pair before a swarm of rats came cutting them off.

"I don't think so ranger! You're not going to mess up my plans yet!" Kyle looked over and cursed.

"Jimmy quick! Get those rats out of here!" Said bard looked over and nodded before pulling out his loot and played quickly leading the rats away, but Kenny didn't seem to mind as he smirked at the group. Kyle growled as Cartmen looked at Kenny trying to find the stick on him, where could he have hidden it? "Where is Butters you coward?!" Kenny looked over before pulling his bow out glaring.

"I'm no coward! I'm just doing what I want! And Butters won't be going back with you group!" He aimed his bow and pulled in three arrows before launching them at Kyle and Cartmen who were taken by surprise.

"Oh fuck!" Kyle got an arrow to shoulder and held it in pain and surprise as Cartmen got an arrow the face and fell to the ground cursing.

"Oh son of a bitch!" Kenny burst out laughing at that and shot Cartmen again just for fun. "Kinney you ASS!" He cried out as he was shot again and again. Kyle had started laughing at that as well never watching to pass up watching Cartmen suffer. Kyle let out a breath before an arrow hit him in the back of the head sending him to the ground as well.

"Ack!" He held his head with one eye closed from the fall "S-stan!" The ranger looked over from trying to help tweek after Token had been brought to a knee and gasp before glaring at Kenny.

"Damn it stay away from him traitor!" He rushed off towards Kenny and raised his sword "I'm going to end this now!" Kenny was taken by surprise at the sudden attack and took a step back before raising an arm to try to block the attack closing his eyes for a moment. Stan swung down before a resounding thud cracked threw the area.

*SNAP*

Kyle and Cartmen both looked over confused, humans didn't go snap... they both took in shocked breaths as Stan looked down in surprise at the shield blocking his sword before looking up at ice cold blue eyes before he was knocked back from a hit to the face and fell to his ass. He held his chin and looked up in shock.

"Butters...?"

The Paladin they had been looking for lowered his shield his hammer at his side as he stood in front of Kenny watching all of them blankly. Kenny opened his eyes and looked over before smiling and moving up behind Butters putting a hand on his chest as he grinned evily at the group.

"I knew you would show up my paladin, you're always here to protect me." Kenny snickered as Butters made no move but watching Stan. Kyle took in Butters new look and stood up again hissing.

"What did you do to him?! Butters would never betray us like this!" Kenny hummed and traced circles on Butters chest watching the others amused.

"Now why should I tell you that? We're still fighting are we not?" He stepped away and pulled his bow ready again. "You all came for a fight, now you best be ready because we're going all out now!" He grinned and loaded in new arrows as Butters moved into an attacking position and held his hammer out with a glare.

"Death to the kings!"

Okay this was gonna be a two part then I forgot the ending for it so I'm making it a three part as a gather my thoughts on this story... also doesnt help I have another one in my head based on things with greek myths and style. Maybe some time later, hey if anyone has any ideas for this story im more then open to hearing them. I could use the help right now.

Well until then hope you like it and forgive my horrible battle scene.

Lyn out~