p class="c1 c6" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr; text-align: center;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"[start chapter]/span/p
p class="c1 c6" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr; text-align: center;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"Death by Aptonoth chapter 14/span/p
p class="c1 c6" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr; text-align: center;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"The battle for Tanzia part 5: Dancing mad/span/p
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p class="c1 c6" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr; text-align: center;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"Quick note: Tanzia is a city kind of like Dondurma. Should've mentioned that before I blew half of it up. Oops. I promise I'll explain the geography of places before I destroy them in future, ok?/span/p
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p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"The Rajang kicked the Deviljho in the face, the Deviljho was sent toppling over but was able to use dragon breath before it land. The Rajang blocked, some of the flesh on its arms were burnt off. While the Rajang healed the Deviljho stood up and swung its tail. It hit the Rajang in the chest. The Rajang was sent flying onto the building. It struggled to find purchase on the flat surface, eventually managing to dig its nails in. The Rajang sprinted to the edge of the roof and shot lightning beam. The Deviljho shot dragon breath in return./span/p
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p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"Joseph looked around from where he was standing. The Deviljho and Rajang were fighting; it was still too early to see who had the upper hand. He saw something approaching at high speeds. Joseph hurriedly turned to his friends "Guys, we've gotta move!" Zach stood up and saw that Alicia wasn't running away like the rest of them. He walked over to her; "What's wro-" He saw Azure barely able to stand. Sean stood up, "I've done a quick assessment; his left wing is broken and he can't fly, and he can just about move. I think I should stay here for a little bit while he gets his strength back." An airship circled overhead. It had the number 004 on the side. It began to fire both at the monsters and at them. Alicia spoke fear evident in her voice "That seems like a terrible idea, RUN!" Azure attempted to get up but couldn't and slumped back down. Zach thought to himself "Dammit, we're not going to make it unless some random convenient thing comes to save us!"/span/p
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p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"5 minutes earlier/span/p
p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';" /span/p
p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"The Director stood on the airship. They watched the carnage unfold below them. The Director wore a mask and had voice muffler. No-one even knew their name. The lieutenant ran up next to them. "Director, we have eyes on two insanity strains! There is another unidentified object approaching. We can also see civilians down there. What should we do." A voice that constantly changed in pitch emerged from the mask. "Sh0/spanspan class="c2 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"o/spanspan class="c0 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"t /spanspan class="c0" style="font-size: 16pt; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"T/spanspan class="c2 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"H/spanspan class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"eM /spanspan class="c2 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"aL/spanspan class="c0" style="font-size: 16pt; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"L/spanspan class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"!" "B-but there are innocent people down there!" The director's sword swung, stopping inches from the lieutenant's throat. The director looked at her with glowing red eyes emerging from the darkness that was its mask. "/spanspan class="c2 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"T/spanspan class="c0" style="font-size: 16pt; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"h/spanspan class="c2 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"Ey /spanspan class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"h/spanspan class="c0" style="font-size: 16pt; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"a/spanspan class="c0 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"ve /spanspan class="c0" style="font-size: 16pt; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"sEen /spanspan class="c2 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"T/spanspan class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"0/spanspan class="c0" style="font-size: 16pt; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"0 /spanspan class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"m/spanspan class="c2 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"U/spanspan class="c0" style="font-size: 16pt; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"c/spanspan class="c0 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"H!" /spanspan class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"The lieutenant stepped back "Understood." She ran to the weapons room and gave the order to fire at everything that moves./span/p
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p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"The explosive shots neared./span/p
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p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"Zach heard a palico yell "ME-NOW!" A group of palicoes jumped in front of the shots. The ace palico yelled "USE WRATH OF MEOW!" A support palico and a gathering palico used wrath of meow and blew up most of the shots. "Not enough, meow. USE FLYING F-BOMB!" an attack and a defense palico hopped on a rocket and flew into the shots. They both jumped off, the armoured palico jumped into one of them, blowing it up. The palico was unharmed but the explosive shots were set in a chain reaction. The attack palico exploded the rest of the bombs. A healing palico healed Azure's wings./span/p
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p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"Alicia stepped forward. "Who, are you guys?" The ace palico laughed (because Felynes can laugh, for some reason.) and then looked back and grinned. "I'm surprised you haven't heard of us already. We're feared by all! We're infamous across the land! We're-" "GET TO THE BLOODY POINT!" yelled Sean "Ok fine, We're the…" The Zinogre crashed into the palicoes and knocked them flying./span/p
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p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"The Deviljho and the Rajang stopped fighting for a moment and looked at the Zinogre. It stared at them coldly. "I heard some idiot monsters yelling that they were super-saiyan monsters. I've come to change their minds. where you two the ones who said it?" The Deviljho paused, "I see, so you're like us then." "Answer the question." "Yes we are. but what makes you one?" The Zinogre barked furiously "Well first of all you don't resemble a super-saiyan at all!" the Deviljho drooped its head. "A human tricked me." The Zinogre turned to the Rajang "And you don't look like a super-saiyan either! You look like a great ape!" The Rajang ran forward angrily "Wait, did you just not call me a super-saiyan? I'LL KILL YO-" The Deviljho used its tail to fling the Rajang into a building. "Ok now that the Rajang has shut up tell me what makes you a super-saiyan monster." "I'm glad you asked." The Zinogre charged up and its mane became spiky. The Rajang stared blankly, deep in thought. "...Oh I get it now!" The Zinogre flew towards it. "This is going to hurt." The Rajang braced itself./span/p
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p class="c1 c6" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr; text-align: center;"span class="c2 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"Boom./span/p
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p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"Ben turned to see the explosion happening behind him while the 3 monsters fought. "Damn, there's more of them now! There's only one way to combat this…" He did a dramatic pose "We," he raised his head towards the sky "must use," he did a fist pump "THE FUSION DANCE!" explosions appeared all around him. Anthony stared for a moment, confused. "How did you?" "I set up barrel bombs all around this general area for this exact scenario." Anthony paused "I'm not buying it." Callum slapped him. Callum's eyes narrowed. "That's crazy talk." Ben continued "so anyway, I need someone to do the fusion dance with." Callum stepped forward. "I could do it!" "NO!" Joseph pushed Callum out of the way. "I'll do it." "No you don't have respectable muscles." Joseph slumped down in the corner "I do have respectable muscles, I really do!" He started crying over the loss of Daimyo and his lack of respectable muscles./span/p
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p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"Ben looked at Joseph "Well, that was pathetic. Anyone else? Riko?" "...no." "ok then, random girl who i've never met according to the canon but somehow know very well?" Alexandra backed away "Nope nope nope nope nope nope. No." "Well then, fusion dance hater guy?" "Well I would, BUT IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!" Callum slapped him. Callum's eyes narrowed. "That's crazy talk." "If you do that one more time…"/span/p
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p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"Ben turned to his Plesioth. "Ok, Plessy, we're going to have to do the fusion dance." The Plesioth nodded. They did the fusion dance. Nothing happened. "Hmm, this isn't working." Joseph got up from his corner. "maybe it didn't work because the Plesioth doesn't have arms." "No, wings would do just fine." "How do you know this?" "Because we're scientists" He pointed to Riko "Now inject this man with some science! Delicious, magical science!" Riko started running away "Nope, nope, nope! So much nope!"/span/p
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p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"Anthony sighed "I told you guys, what did I tell you guys?" Callum looked confused "What did you tell us?" "That it's not possible." Callum jumped up to slap him. Anthony hit him with a hammer. "NO! BAD HUMAN!" Callum landed in a corner. "Now say you're sorry!" Callum didn't move. Alexandra walked up next to Anthony. "Well that escalated quickly." "I only did what was necessary. Now then, Lagiacrus, go and electrocute him until he wakes up." Alexandra stared at him, terrified "Uh, isn't this a little extreme?" "Yes, BUT IT'S SO SATISFYING!" Joseph slid up next to him, grinning "I get it Anthony, you like hammering guys then." Anthony hit him with his hammer and started stomping on him. "No! Just, no."/span/p
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p class="c1 c6" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr; text-align: center;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"Death by Aptonoth chapter 14/span/p
p class="c1 c6" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr; text-align: center;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"The battle for Tanzia part 5: Dancing mad/span/p
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p class="c1 c6" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr; text-align: center;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"Quick note: Tanzia is a city kind of like Dondurma. Should've mentioned that before I blew half of it up. Oops. I promise I'll explain the geography of places before I destroy them in future, ok?/span/p
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p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"The Rajang kicked the Deviljho in the face, the Deviljho was sent toppling over but was able to use dragon breath before it land. The Rajang blocked, some of the flesh on its arms were burnt off. While the Rajang healed the Deviljho stood up and swung its tail. It hit the Rajang in the chest. The Rajang was sent flying onto the building. It struggled to find purchase on the flat surface, eventually managing to dig its nails in. The Rajang sprinted to the edge of the roof and shot lightning beam. The Deviljho shot dragon breath in return./span/p
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p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"Joseph looked around from where he was standing. The Deviljho and Rajang were fighting; it was still too early to see who had the upper hand. He saw something approaching at high speeds. Joseph hurriedly turned to his friends "Guys, we've gotta move!" Zach stood up and saw that Alicia wasn't running away like the rest of them. He walked over to her; "What's wro-" He saw Azure barely able to stand. Sean stood up, "I've done a quick assessment; his left wing is broken and he can't fly, and he can just about move. I think I should stay here for a little bit while he gets his strength back." An airship circled overhead. It had the number 004 on the side. It began to fire both at the monsters and at them. Alicia spoke fear evident in her voice "That seems like a terrible idea, RUN!" Azure attempted to get up but couldn't and slumped back down. Zach thought to himself "Dammit, we're not going to make it unless some random convenient thing comes to save us!"/span/p
p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';" /span/p
p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"5 minutes earlier/span/p
p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';" /span/p
p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"The Director stood on the airship. They watched the carnage unfold below them. The Director wore a mask and had voice muffler. No-one even knew their name. The lieutenant ran up next to them. "Director, we have eyes on two insanity strains! There is another unidentified object approaching. We can also see civilians down there. What should we do." A voice that constantly changed in pitch emerged from the mask. "Sh0/spanspan class="c2 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"o/spanspan class="c0 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"t /spanspan class="c0" style="font-size: 16pt; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"T/spanspan class="c2 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"H/spanspan class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"eM /spanspan class="c2 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"aL/spanspan class="c0" style="font-size: 16pt; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"L/spanspan class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"!" "B-but there are innocent people down there!" The director's sword swung, stopping inches from the lieutenant's throat. The director looked at her with glowing red eyes emerging from the darkness that was its mask. "/spanspan class="c2 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"T/spanspan class="c0" style="font-size: 16pt; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"h/spanspan class="c2 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"Ey /spanspan class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"h/spanspan class="c0" style="font-size: 16pt; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"a/spanspan class="c0 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"ve /spanspan class="c0" style="font-size: 16pt; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"sEen /spanspan class="c2 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"T/spanspan class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"0/spanspan class="c0" style="font-size: 16pt; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"0 /spanspan class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"m/spanspan class="c2 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"U/spanspan class="c0" style="font-size: 16pt; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"c/spanspan class="c0 c5" style="font-size: 16pt; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-weight: bold;"H!" /spanspan class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"The lieutenant stepped back "Understood." She ran to the weapons room and gave the order to fire at everything that moves./span/p
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p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"Zach heard a palico yell "ME-NOW!" A group of palicoes jumped in front of the shots. The ace palico yelled "USE WRATH OF MEOW!" A support palico and a gathering palico used wrath of meow and blew up most of the shots. "Not enough, meow. USE FLYING F-BOMB!" an attack and a defense palico hopped on a rocket and flew into the shots. They both jumped off, the armoured palico jumped into one of them, blowing it up. The palico was unharmed but the explosive shots were set in a chain reaction. The attack palico exploded the rest of the bombs. A healing palico healed Azure's wings./span/p
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p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"Alicia stepped forward. "Who, are you guys?" The ace palico laughed (because Felynes can laugh, for some reason.) and then looked back and grinned. "I'm surprised you haven't heard of us already. We're feared by all! We're infamous across the land! We're-" "GET TO THE BLOODY POINT!" yelled Sean "Ok fine, We're the…" The Zinogre crashed into the palicoes and knocked them flying./span/p
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p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"The Deviljho and the Rajang stopped fighting for a moment and looked at the Zinogre. It stared at them coldly. "I heard some idiot monsters yelling that they were super-saiyan monsters. I've come to change their minds. where you two the ones who said it?" The Deviljho paused, "I see, so you're like us then." "Answer the question." "Yes we are. but what makes you one?" The Zinogre barked furiously "Well first of all you don't resemble a super-saiyan at all!" the Deviljho drooped its head. "A human tricked me." The Zinogre turned to the Rajang "And you don't look like a super-saiyan either! You look like a great ape!" The Rajang ran forward angrily "Wait, did you just not call me a super-saiyan? I'LL KILL YO-" The Deviljho used its tail to fling the Rajang into a building. "Ok now that the Rajang has shut up tell me what makes you a super-saiyan monster." "I'm glad you asked." The Zinogre charged up and its mane became spiky. The Rajang stared blankly, deep in thought. "...Oh I get it now!" The Zinogre flew towards it. "This is going to hurt." The Rajang braced itself./span/p
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p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"Ben turned to see the explosion happening behind him while the 3 monsters fought. "Damn, there's more of them now! There's only one way to combat this…" He did a dramatic pose "We," he raised his head towards the sky "must use," he did a fist pump "THE FUSION DANCE!" explosions appeared all around him. Anthony stared for a moment, confused. "How did you?" "I set up barrel bombs all around this general area for this exact scenario." Anthony paused "I'm not buying it." Callum slapped him. Callum's eyes narrowed. "That's crazy talk." Ben continued "so anyway, I need someone to do the fusion dance with." Callum stepped forward. "I could do it!" "NO!" Joseph pushed Callum out of the way. "I'll do it." "No you don't have respectable muscles." Joseph slumped down in the corner "I do have respectable muscles, I really do!" He started crying over the loss of Daimyo and his lack of respectable muscles./span/p
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p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"Ben looked at Joseph "Well, that was pathetic. Anyone else? Riko?" "...no." "ok then, random girl who i've never met according to the canon but somehow know very well?" Alexandra backed away "Nope nope nope nope nope nope. No." "Well then, fusion dance hater guy?" "Well I would, BUT IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!" Callum slapped him. Callum's eyes narrowed. "That's crazy talk." "If you do that one more time…"/span/p
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p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"Ben turned to his Plesioth. "Ok, Plessy, we're going to have to do the fusion dance." The Plesioth nodded. They did the fusion dance. Nothing happened. "Hmm, this isn't working." Joseph got up from his corner. "maybe it didn't work because the Plesioth doesn't have arms." "No, wings would do just fine." "How do you know this?" "Because we're scientists" He pointed to Riko "Now inject this man with some science! Delicious, magical science!" Riko started running away "Nope, nope, nope! So much nope!"/span/p
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p class="c1" style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0px; font-family: Arial; widows: 2; orphans: 2; direction: ltr;"span class="c2" style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"Anthony sighed "I told you guys, what did I tell you guys?" Callum looked confused "What did you tell us?" "That it's not possible." Callum jumped up to slap him. Anthony hit him with a hammer. "NO! BAD HUMAN!" Callum landed in a corner. "Now say you're sorry!" Callum didn't move. Alexandra walked up next to Anthony. "Well that escalated quickly." "I only did what was necessary. Now then, Lagiacrus, go and electrocute him until he wakes up." Alexandra stared at him, terrified "Uh, isn't this a little extreme?" "Yes, BUT IT'S SO SATISFYING!" Joseph slid up next to him, grinning "I get it Anthony, you like hammering guys then." Anthony hit him with his hammer and started stomping on him. "No! Just, no."/span/p
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