The Greek Kunoichi
Chapter 12: New arrivals and training from hell!
Author's notes: We enter into the Last Hero! I never read the books because I can't stand reading something written at the first person, but I have the wonderful wiki and the official sites to help me when I hit some snags. Seriously those things rock for physical descriptions and other stuffs. The rest, my imagination is there to pick up the slack. Well, now for the stats! We have 38 reviews, 185 followers, 191 favourites, 4 C2 communities and 16 432 views. Thank you very much. I'm having a hard time to limit what songs to use for certain moments, so forgive me for the few anachronisms and liberties I will likely use and take. Now let's get this show on the road.
Percy Jackson was in Tartarus on earth. He unwisely decided to skip Kushina's insane training session without telling her and to sleep in this morning and he paid the price for it. Not only Kushina had full access to his cabin without the customary prayer, she was a mother and was not at all embarrassed to see a young man in nothing more than his boxers. She was married, had been quite sexually active in the past and also raised her daughter and her deceased friend's son. So, no, the fact that Percy was sleeping in his boxers only with a bare torso and woke up with a morning wood did not deter her one bit. She did tell him that he would have to go see Annabeth for that particular need, for she was not into incest though. Yeah, it was quite awkward for Percy. Kushina grabbed him by his ankle and dragged him through the camp, ignoring his vocal protests only for her to throw him into the cold waters of the Sound once on the beach! Then, in a flash of yellow light, she was underwater with him and started to pummel him before he had time to take his surroundings! Damn, Kushina was hitting really hard for a delicate looking woman like that! You want to know her reason for attacking him so fierily? She was teaching him underwater unharmed combat and it was payback for not showing up in time. When he whined, well in her opinion he was whining, in his he was only protesting, she blandly told him that he only survived his previous quests with sheer dumb luck, his quest mates' better planning abilities, his enemies underestimating him badly and his healing factor in contact to water. She was his older sister and she was going to beat some awesome in him like she beat the awesome into her own children. He was also told that next time he was whining for nothing he would be Naruto's sparring partner to help her master her Kitsune mode. That one made him pale like nothing else before. Naruto was brutal and savage when she went into Kitsune mode! She was strong enough to tire and bruise Chiron! Don't get him started on those freakin' tails, those wicked fangs and sharp claws! *shudders* Naruto of Nine Tails indeed!
Needless to say, Percy took his beating at his older sister's hands like a man and shut up. That training session had a somewhat positive end though, when he emerged from the water, Annabeth was looking for him, so when she found him to see him like that, her eyes became glassy, her cheeks become very red with shyness and lust when she realized he was only in underwear. The fact that when he hugged her to his torso, he made his beautiful and sweet Annabeth literally melt after a scorching kiss, made him quite proud of himself. He could have done without Apollo's brand of congratulations though. He was very glad that he was not the only one scared witless of Kushina. She only had to clear her throat lightly and ask him if he wanted to sleep on the couch longer than planned to make him stop his grandstanding and go pass some time with his kids with his tail between his legs. Percy saw Kushina and all the girls around (except Annabeth who was still in a hormone induced coma) smirk at the retreating diminished Sun god. It seems that it was Kushina who was wearing the pants in the relationship. A wolf whistle accompanied by a perverted leer from Lacy of all people, snapped Percy out of his thoughts and realizing he was still only in his boxers for everyone to see! He turned red in embarrassment, babbled some excuses, and then fled to his cabin to get dressed as the conch was announcing the time for lunch.
Percy's schedule was about the same for two weeks. Get up at six in the morning, go to the toilet, get dressed, make his bed and making sure that everything in the cabin was in order, then going to eat breakfast. After breakfast he had to wait for about fifteen minutes before making straining activities. In those fifteen minutes, he took to observe Naruto, always dressed into a sport bra and spandex shorts, gather sunlight in her body. Even after everything he had seen since he found out about being a demigod, his niece's abilities were baffling to him. Shape-shifting to the point of being half human half fox, gathering sunlight of all thing to enable her such speed that should be biologically* impossible,(*Yes he was using big words, Kushina gave him the choice between grammar, female biology or maths. He took grammar, the lesser of three evil. Maths was evil incarnate!) Then, he would walk toward the beach for his training session and there was usually the show of Apollo groveling/begging for some intimate times in the bedroom, only to be shut down by Kushina, then he could see the grounded god go away to sulk after been refused once again. Apollo was nothing if persistent; you had to give him some points for that.
Once the show was over, Kushina would pummel him underwater and he was getting slightly better each time. The proof? He had less and less bruises and muscles aches as the previous day. Kushina's reason to be so hardcore trainer on him? The best way to get better was facing overwhelming odds; or the good old "sink or swim" method. He wasn't trilled but he could do nothing more than doing his best. He has tried complaining to Chiron on the third day, but he was told that it was for his own good and his father had already signed on it. So Percy Jackson learned to suck it up and got quickly over his hesitance of hitting a woman. Kushina was not a civilian; she was a kunoichi, a trained soldier and hardened war veteran. She could take all he could dish out. Once his training/torture was over, he was expected at lunch and then it was regular camp activities. Then, one day, Percy was called to the Big House for something. The meeting lasted for about an hour and half; Annabeth was busted out the meeting before she could even begin to sneak in and sacrificed to appease the prima donnas of cabin ten for a make-over by a bored Naruto. And a bored Naruto was a dangerous Naruto. After the meeting was over, Percy and the recently free after her make-over Annabeth had a private moment; and after a quick argument and a steaming kiss by him to shut her brains out, the son of Poseidon went to pack his things and left. Naruto knew that Hera's plan was in action. It was now her turn to act. She had to go talk to Percy's mother, Sally Jackson. Since she was a demigod, Naruto was better placed to talk to Sally and explain things to her than a goddess.
So Naruto took a sprinter starting position and then said out loud:
"Shifting gears; Sunlight speed."
She was suddenly engulfed into sunlight, and then with a push, she accelerated at insane speeds, laughing all the way! She loved that power! Thank you Sun God made mortal shinobi's genetics! She made it to the city in no time with the speed she was using. Knowing that the Mist was covering her, she had no qualms of jumping and bouncing from buildings to buildings, laughing joyously all the way. She had memorized the maps of the city her mother and teammate had done, thus she had no problem finding her way to Mrs. Jackson's apartment with the address. Of course, she shifted gears back to regular ninja speed, then to civilian walk before arriving to destination. With a quick application of chakra in a seal on her right wrist that was holding civilian clothes; she was engulfed into a cloud of smoke. Said cloud was dispersed quickly, leaving her with tight navy blue jeans, her ninja sandals and a black AC-DC t-shirt. Her hair was done into a lazy ponytail, falling between her shoulders on her back. With another quick application of chakra and grumbling from Kurama, her whiskers birthmarks were concealed. The fox didn't like it when his presence inside Naruto was masked. They were partners; he had as much right to recognition as her! Once satisfied with her appearance and ignoring the fox's requests for a good fight or a good prank since peace and order was boring, she knocked at the door.
It wasn't long before Mrs. Jackson opened the door fractionally. She took a quick look at the pretty and athletic girl in front of her and asked
"Yes? May I help you?"
Naruto then answered
"Yes, I hope so. You are Sally Jackson right?"
At the confirmation of the older woman, the younger continued
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki and I recently started to go to the same summer camp in which your son attends. Since I'm in the older bracket, being eighteen, going on nineteen, I volunteered to come to talk to you about an important matter. May I come in please?"
Sally was of two minds about that. This girl was obviously a demigod with the polite hints inserted into the conversation. But something felt off. Since when did they go to camp this old? But she was an excellent judge of character and she felt that the girl was being honest. Opening the door and inviting the younger woman inside, once both passed the door; Sally closed it and guided Naruto to the kitchen. After a customary offering of drinks and a polite declination, she asked
"So, why did the camp sent you here and since when did they cater to older demigods? From what I've been told, once you are considered an adult, you are out of danger, mostly."
Naruto didn't react to Sally's suspicions but explained a bit of her background
"Normally, yes, you would be right. But my mother and I came from the mystical island of the Letoides who are Apollo and Artemis, who are twins. They were born there and Leto, their mother, expanded the island to a small continent eons ago. On this continent we are less technologically advanced, more biologically advanced. We learned how to utilize our inner energy to fight. There are still ninjas and samurais on Delos; we are the military forces of our countries. Our continent has more eastern culture influences than western. My mother, my teammate and I are shinobis, trained soldiers if you prefer. On the hidden continent, there is a hidden country that is in fact a tropical archipelago protected by a coral barrier and many whirlpools in which the inhabitants worship actively Poseidon and his court.
My mother is a daughter of Poseidon and his wife, Amphitrite. The king and queen of the sea blessed a mortal couple, both devoted followers, who were barren with their essence to permit them to have a child, my mother. I am a daughter of Apollo and a granddaughter of Poseidon. To make a long story short, our mission to my mother, my teammate, who is a son of Ares, and me is to whip the demigods into shape for the coming conflict against Gaia, the Earth primordial and her children, the Giants, created to be the bane of the Olympians. I am also tasked as being ambassador to the Roman demigods who live in California. To come back to your son, he was given an important mission from Hera, the Queen of Olympus and won't be able to be contacted for several months. I don't have all the details, but he will be eventually sent undercover to the Roman camp and one of the leaders of said Roman camp will also eventually be sent undercover to our Greek camp. Since I am considered an adult, I can easily come and go at will. I will bring you news when I get them if it's alright with you or Annabeth is likely to come around to visit you, one way or another."
It was a lot to take in, likely why Naruto paused to let Sally digest it. At least, this time somebody came to warn her, she wasn't put in front of the done deal. It was still frustrating to see her son in the thick of things, once again. Couldn't the gods clean up their own messes? When Sally asked that question to Naruto, the younger woman said
"Well, they are kinda bound by the Ancient Laws. Some are easy to break or to circumvent without much backlash, but many were put in place to make sure than a quarrel wouldn't destroy the planet. So they are kind of limited in what they can actually do. Add to the fact that Pervy King/Zeus thinks with his second head most of the time; the demigods had to pick up the slack. It's sad, but true."
They continued to converse for a while, then Naruto declared it was time for her to go. Just to wow Sally, she saluted her with a wave of the hand and disappeared into a yellow flash. While it was fun to run at Sunlight speed, Naruto also liked to teleport with her father's technique. You should have seen his face when she showed him how she completed the Rasengan! He was weeping like a baby and he was creepy as hell, because while he was hugging her, he was babbling nonsense, going through English, Latin and ancient Greek too fast for her to follow. Needless to say, the Fuuton: Rasenshuriken was transforming her somewhat goofy father into a nerdy fan boy. One of his precious daughters managed to complete what he never managed during his mortal life! Her grandfather was more interested into the water version though. It looked like almost exactly the same but in place of countless microscopic wind-blades that cut to the cellular level, the Suiton: Rasenshuriken inserted water nature chakra into the victim also to the cellular level, liquefied them from inside out. The wind technique was giving off a loud screech-like noise during and after its formation, the water one was sounding like a tsunami crashing. Needless to say, Naruto had quite the deadly techniques into her arsenal.
That night at the campfire in the amphitheater for the sing along, it was Naruto's turn to lead a song. Feeling mischievous, she had asked her dad for the right ambiance and wanting something outside of the ordinary, the god of music had acquiesced to his eldest daughter's request. So with a bit an acoustic guitar played by Apollo, Naruto started to sing The Drunk Scotsman.
"Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to view, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward the trees
Behind a bush, he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize!"
During all the song, Naruto's grin could not get bigger. Many girls seated around were beet red due to their overactive imagination and also due to the fact that the campfire had been showing a short realistic film of the events from said song. The two young ladies had really tied a blue silk ribbon around the drunken Scotsman's manhood. Said manhood had been censored for the younger audience's sensibilities of course, but it was still a bit provocative. To get out of the danger zone she was in after seeing her mother's right eyebrow twitching, she decided to sing one of the traditional songs from Uzu No Kuni. Clearing her thoughts and letting Apollo take care of the musical arrangements after letting him dig into her memories and letting Kurama throw him out violently when he tried to dig for blackmail, she let herself sink into the mood.
"The song is called He Mele No Lilo, it's a traditional song that we learn in my mother and I home country. Also, it's in a variant of Polynesian."
Seeing what song Naruto was talking about, both Kushina and surprisingly Sasuke joined into the sing along. It made for a beautiful song and the show into the campfire was entertaining as well.
" Mahalo nui ia
Ke Ali iwahine
O lili ulani
O ka Wohi ku
Ka pipio mai o ke anuenue
Na waihooluu a halikeole
E nana na maka I ke ao malama
Mai Hawaii akea I Kauai
O Kal'kaua he inoa
O Ka pua mae ole I ka I'
Ka pua maila I ka mauna
I ke kuahiwi o Mauna kea
Ke'maila I K'lauea
M'lamalama I Wahinekapu
A ka luna o Uw'kahuna
I ka pali kapu o Ka auea
Ea mai ke ali I kia manu
Ua wehi I ka hulu o ka mamo
Ka pua nani a o Hawaii
O Kal'kaua he inoa
O kal kaua he inoa
Ka pua mae ole I ka I'
Ka pua maila I ka mauna
I ke kuahiwi o Mauna kea
Ke'maila I K'laue
M'lamalama I Wahinekapu
A ka luna o Uw'kahuna
I ka pali kapu o Ka auea
Mahalo niu ia
Ke Ali iwahine
O Lili ulani
O ka Wohi ku
Ea mai ke ali I kia manu
Ua wehi I ka hulu o ka mamo
Ka pua nani a o Hawaii
O Kal'kaua he inoa
He Inoa No Kalani Kalakaua Kulele!"
In the fire, during the song, they could see the two teammate's days around the archipelago when they were children. Naruto pulling pranks on civilians with paint filled water balloons, one time dyeing her grandfather's beard a bright orange with Amphitrite and Triton laughing their asses off in the background. Sasuke taking care of his skiff, a day when he went fishing and came back with a great white shark to sacrifice to his father. One time when Naruto was late for a dance activity and sneaked her way in during the repetition and nobody caught her. Many shots like that which made the others smile and laugh.
A few days later, Annabeth and Butch, the son of Iris, borrowed Cabin 7's chariot and came back with it really damaged. Will Solace, the cabin counselor, was not happy. But both experienced demigods came back with three greenhorns. Tall, muscled and blonde was Jason Grace, Shorty, Latino and brown hair was Leo Valdez and what Naruto has been told was Native American, dark tanned skin, chocolate-brown hair that is cut choppy and unevenly, with thin strands braided down on the sides, and eyes that seemed to change color like a kaleidoscope, going from brown to blue to green, was Piper McLean. It seems they had been ambushed by a very violent wind spirit on a school trip. Naruto had to admit that both Jason and Piper were in her tastes, but she would have to wait and see. The Latino, Leo, was cute in his own way but he didn't have the vibe, for lack of a better word, to be more than a friend. Seeing that Annabeth had her hands full with three rookies, Will's sermon and Butch's fretting about the Pegasi, she was willing to go lend a hand. She could deduce that all three rookies were around sixteen years old. Deciding to help Betty Boop, Naruto put a fox-like grin to her face and vanished in a burst of sunlight, only to reappear near the daughter of Athena, with her arm around her shoulders to keep her from jumping.
With her prankster grin at full level, she asked
"So, Betty Boop, who are the newbies? Hi newbies! My name's Naruto Uzumaki, daughter of Apollo!"
She already knew who they were of course; she was fully trained in espionage after all, but what better way to make her entrance? The reactions of those around her varied greatly. Annabeth scowled prettily at her new nickname; also she had not yet forgiven her fellow blonde for being given in sacrifice to Cabin ten to appease the prima donnas! Annabeth was astute enough to know that behind Naruto's airhead facade was hiding someone able to be totally ruthless, very cunning and an unbelievable trickster. Seriously, she managed to prank a god! One of the Big Three even! Butch snickered at Annabeth's surname but he didn't stay, he went on his way to the stables to take care of the pegasi whom were used for the extraction mission. Will also snickered and left after telling he expected Annabeth to make the arrangements for the repairs of cabin seven's chariot. He knew that with Naruto there, Annabeth would suffer much more than she would with only his nagging. His big sister could be such a child sometimes! At least she wasn't a ham like their father. Thank Artemis for her control of her twin brother!
Piper was quite impressed by the sheer speed at which the new girl, Naruto, weird name, moved! She literally arrived into a beam of light! She was really out of her element, but the nickname made her smile with amusement and her kaleidoscopic eyes twinkle. Leo was also at first stunned by the arrival, then awed at the simple beauty of the new girl. No makeup, no nail polish, boyish clothes with a Camp half blood t-shirt, blue Bermuda shorts and strange reinforced sandals, her hair in two lazy pigtails. Yep, Leo Valdez was in love. Sky blue eyes and was it whiskers marks on her cheeks? He snickered at the nickname. Betty Boop! Ha! He would remember it! Jason, who was still keyed from the battle against the wind spirit, charged with intent to attack. But before he could go far, his world flipped and he landed on his back, hard, on the beach. Before he could make a move to get up, a dainty hand that was way stronger than it looked like was pressed down on his solar plexus, pinning him on the ground. Naruto was no longer at Annabeth's side; she was trying to make him submit! But what stopped all resistance before he could muster his powers, were her eyes. Her bright sky blue eyes had now a feral quality which frankly scared him and she was radiating an alpha presence, like a predator. In a strong voice that brooked no argument she ordered
"Down, boy. Peace, you are among allies here. You will calm yourself or I will knock you out, bind you in chains before handing you over to Chiron. Are we clear?"
When Jason didn't answer but was becoming redder as time was passing, she rolled her eyes and said with exasperation before moving in a way that he didn't had a view in her neckline anymore
"Boys, they are all the same. They see one pair of bra-encased tits and they lose all their wits. Helloooo? My eyes are up there! You can ogle my boobs later if you like them that much! Now, Are. We. Clear?"
Jason could do no more than nod in acceptance. Naruto, demonstrating strength that a woman of her size should not normally possess, put the taller blond on his feet and feeling Piper's glare on the back of her head, she said with a light tone of voice
"Relax newbie. I'm not the kind of girl who poaches boyfriends from others. I'm not going to lie, he is good looking, but it's not enough to jump him."
Leo and Annabeth were snickering, Jason was red with shame and Piper, well, and Piper wasn't sure what to feel. It was Annabeth who broke the silence.
"Naruto, stop calling me that and stop flaunting your powers! My name is Annabeth, not Betty Boop! You should only use your powers when you need them! They are not playthings!"
Naruto, not feeling like listening to a sermon, pulled a Kakashi.
"Huh, sorry I wasn't listening, did you say something?"
She said in a nonchalant tone.
This time, Leo, Piper and Naruto exploded in laughter seeing the daughter of Athena so red with contained rage. Even Jason was smiling, amused by the retort. Annabeth hated to be ignored, but Naruto was older and she wasn't about to let herself bossed around by a younger girl. She respected Will as he maintained order in their dad's cabin but she was too free spirited to really been ordered by people around her age or anybody really. After everybody was calmed, she took Piper and Leo with her to give them a tour of the Camp, letting Annabeth take Jason to Chiron. Suddenly, a fiery symbol appeared above Leo's head. A fiery hammer. Huh, look at that, a son of Hephaestus. Piper was surprised, Leo was moving around trying to avoid being set on fire by his claiming. After laughing a bit, Naruto said out loud
"All hail Leo Valdez, Son of Hephaestus, God of the forges, fire, technology, craftsmen, sculptors, volcanoes, and blacksmiths. Hail!"
She didn't bow and neither did Piper, but the few passing campers did bow. Leo couldn't keep it in any longer and said
"Hey, chica! What's going on? Why is there fire on top of my head? Is it possible to have some answers here?"
Naruto turned around, and then raised an eyebrow. Chica? It sounded like a slur. Meh, she had heard worse.
"First of all, my name is not Chica, but Naruto, repeat after me Gaijin (Stranger). Nah-Rue-Toe. It means maelstrom in Japanese. Second of all, you are a demigod. Your father is Hephaestus, thus you will be housed by cabin nine with your siblings. This is a camp for children of the gods. You come here to be trained and it is one of the few sanctuaries in the world. And no, before you try the conspiracy spiel, it isn't one. No government is involved in this. It is a summer camp mostly, but some people stay here year around. Each Olympian have a cabin and a few minor gods, like Hecate and Iris, got one recently. You saw the monsters right?"
At his nod she took back her explanation
"Here, the monsters can't get to us, Thalia's pine protect us with a magical boundary. What you thought was Greek mythos is more accurately called Greek history. You'll see you will have great fun when it's time to play the "Guess who Zeus slept with" trivia game, believe me."
It was Piper who broke the pensive mood with a question once she was recovered from the fact the sky boomed with protest at the name of the game and Naruto not caring about her disrespect to Zeus, while Leo was snickering. Like any teenage boy, mentions of sex made them snicker and react.
"Hum, Naruto? What about me? And, pardon me if I'm rude, but what are those lines on your cheeks?"
Naruto put a reassuring smile on her face and said
"Don't worry Piper, I got asked that a lot. They are birthmarks, I was born with them. Yes, they look like whiskers. My situation and origins are complicated, if we hang out enough, you will learn about me. For now, you will go to cabin eleven, which is Hermes'. As he is the patron of travellers, he host his own children, unclaimed demigods under the age of thirteen and other children of minor gods who don't have a cabin around the Hearth. Once you are claimed, we will relocate you."
After a tour of the camp and a few warnings like "Good luck catching a tree" for the dryads and a few flirts from Leo that she ignored up to the moment he tried to pinch one of her buttock in a macho move. There, she rounded on him and with a feral smirk, she gave him a good uppercut under his chin and once he was in midair, she sent him flying into the canoe lake near their location with a roundhouse kick. Needless to say, Leo's ardor has been cooled. Once she fished him out of the lake with an adamantine sealing chain, she left a laughing Piper with Connor and Travis Stoll, Hermes Cabin's senior counsellors and Leo with his new sister Nyssa, who was feeling vindicated in a show of feminine solidarity. Leo Valdez had just learned a good lesson. Don't touch Naruto without permission or you're going to get hurt. From what he learned, she had been going easy on him. A son of Demeter who didn't understand the meaning of "no" was still in the infirmary two weeks later.
Omake: Jiraiya won't peek!
Tsunade was dealing with a massive headache. This time it wasn't due to one of Naruto's pranks. There was a general panic where every civilian woman in the entire village had flooded the emergency shelters. Her A.N.B.U had reported that many feared it was the end of the world as they knew it. When she asked why only the civilians had ceded to panic? There were Kunoichis bathing at the Hot Springs and Jiraiya was seen at a bare, sipping Sake and not heading there full speed ahead to peek. Jiraiya was known to risk life and limb to see a nice pair of tits and now, he wasn't interested? It never happened before! Even a few elderly ladies remembered when he was a lad and caught peeping on the bathing women with his sensei! If Jiraiya No Gama was not interested in peeking, something very dangerous must be on the verge of happening! Thus the panic among civilian ladies spread far and wide and the levels of panics were left unchecked to the point that most of the feminine population feared it was the end of the world.
Of course, Tsunade was worried about her teammate. So she used that as an excuse to escape from the never ending paperwork to lead the investigation. Once sure that her old teammate was not sick or under some sort of genjutsu, she demanded an explanation.
"Naruto is bathing today, Tsunade. She's my goddaughter, you know that. Minato was like a son to me, so she is somewhat my granddaughter. I am a Super Pervert, yes. But I'm not into incest. Naruto is the only woman I will never ogle. When I'm sure that she will no longer be bathing in the hot springs, believe me I'll run there at top speed to peep and gain material for my next book."
It was the day that Konoha learned that Jiraiya's perversion had limits! Unreal!