Happy New Year's Eve! We actually made it to 2016 - good job. my friends :)

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*I've also failed to tell you that Abi has her own room, so pretend that she does, and that Dan and Phil's flat today has an extra room.

**If we are listing things why TOBN is a fail (copyright Dan Howell :P), I also apologize for any OOC behavior, especially Dan.

Cheers :)

Chapter 5: Literally Falling For You

2009

The first time she thought about running was in 2009, on December 31st.

"Dad, I think you've had too much to drink." 17 year old Abigail Woods said to her stumbling drunk that she called her father.

It was New Year's Eve, and, at the moment, she was escorting her dad out of the house they were visiting for a party. Her dad started reminiscing about the past year, and began drinking heavily before eventually becoming as helpful as a pebble.

"Come on, lift your legs; your heavy." Abi grumbled, and her dad swung his arm off Abi's shoulder, catching her by surprise. Her dad nearly tumbled back. Abigail yelped, and reached out to grab him before he'd fall on the wet ground. Luckily, he didn't fall, but Abi was more than worried.

"Get off me, Abi." he hissed like a snake.

Abi shook her head, attempting to grab him again. "Dad, you are drunk, and you need to calm the fuck down."

She liked being able to swear around her dad when he was drunk because he'd never remember. She took her anger on him when he was drunk, and it usually worked, but Abi was astonished at his reaction his dad presented this time.

"Don't you swear at me, young girl." Her dad pushed Abi back, and she was sent tumbling backwards, onto the ground.

"I am not drunk!" he roared, and slapped Abi on the ground.

Abi was shocked; her dad never slapped her before. Yeah, there were the occasional times he'd lightly punch her during tough times, but he'd promised her that he wouldn't do it. He promised her, when her mom...left, that he'd be okay. He wouldn't be an alcoholic, or he would never lay a finger on her.

But he broke both promises, and as much as she hated him for it, he was in a dark place; Abi constantly reminded herself of that.

"Come on, dad," Abi said, getting up and grabbing her dad. He seemed to have given up, and was more like a puddle of bones now. She led him to the car, and placed him in the backseat. She took the wheel, and drove all the way home.

Looking in the rear view mirror to make sure her dad was asleep - well, more like passed out, but not conscious, nonetheless - and Abi's vision began to blur with tears. She wanted to run. She wanted to leave before it was too late, and things would get worse.

But she looked at her dad in the backseat again, and she heard his snores. He wouldn't be okay alone. She had to stick with him.

She had to stay.

...but not for long.

When they went home, her dad was able to stumble into the house and pass out on the couch. Abi went to her room and opened her laptop, closing her door and plopping on her bed. She started to go on different websites, before finding the job registration for Tesco.

Her mouse lingered on the link, before she shook her head, closing the tab - but not before saving the link.

She suddenly went to YouTube, where she saw a new face pop up on the home screen.

It was this video called 'How To Use A Gimp' by some guy named 'danisnotonfire.'

Abi's eyebrows knitted together - she never exactly heard of a gimp, and it looked quite comedic, so she clicked on it out of curiosity, and saw that it was posted on December 9th of this year, and was his most recent video at the moment.

After a funny five minutes or so, Abi smiled, liked the video, and clicked on the guy's account.

There were a few brown stars, and small drawn picture of what seemed like the guy, and she found out his name was Dan Howell. Apparently, he was taking a gap year off university to 'pursue this whole YouTuber thing', and that the video she just watched was his fifth one. She clicked on a previous one, and it was of him, talking about how to become friends with their internet stars, and was introduced to some guy she found out was called 'AmazingPhil'.

The two were pretty weird looking guys who had fringes and British accents, but they were certainly memorable.

Shaking her head, Abi closed her laptop and fell asleep with her lights on, not bothering to tuck herself in, or check on her dad.

2015

Five days after "the-emo-girl-board-game-boxer" incident - as Phil liked to call it - it was finally New Year's Eve; the very last day of 2015.

Abi couldn't believe it happened - she had survived yet another year, and it had been nearly two years since she had seen her dad. She shuddered when she thinks of the memory of her dad, and she always felt so selfish and guilty for what happened. She still remembered the New Year's incident of 2009...

"Abi!" Phil calls out from the lounge, snapping her out of her thoughts. "Are you done changing yet? I need some help with the streamers."

Abi perks up at the words, and she rolls off her bed, nearly knocking some bright red pillows off. She goes to her full-length mirror, that was hung prominently on her door, and examines how she looked as quickly as she could.

As it was a New Year's party, and Phil was unbelievably persuasive, Abigail had bought a dress. Or rather, Phil helped her buy a dress, while Dad geeked out at the nearest video game store. It was nothing special, in Abi's opinion, but it was certainly something - it was a cheetah print dress that was silver and grey, and sleeveless; which was new to Abi, because it seemed a bit risque, but Phil, of course, convinced her that it was nice.

Along with that, Abi wore the three charmed necklace she loved, despite the memories it brought - particularly the 2005 one. She had black flats, and her spiky brown hair was up in a messy bun with a silver flower pin, instead of her usual ponytail.

Abi complained that it was a bit showy for a New Year's party at their flat, along with the fact it was definitely fancy, but Phil had told Abi that their theme - their small New Year's get together had a theme for goodness sake - was 'black and white, or silver and grey, fancy-dancy and sophisticated New Year's party', so Abi was practically forced to comply.

When she walks into the lounge, she was astonished at the decorations.

They seemed to think the decorations thoroughly, and they certainly have went with their theme of silver and grey, along with the fact that it was certainly fancy. The streamers were silver, and they shone against the dimmed lights. Dan had found this cool disco ball, and they hung that in the lounge's ceiling. Silver and grey confetti littered the carpet, and she saw a glimpse of the kitchen, which had a small table with wine glasses and bottles of wine and beer. The New Year's party in New York was playing on the TV, and she saw Phil, in the middle of it all, on a small step stool, hanging a silver 'Happy 2016!' sign.

"Hey, handsome." Abi purrs, and Phil turns around with a wide grin, hopping off the stool with his eyes widened.

Phil was wearing a stunning silver blazer, that shone against the disco lights, with a white shirt and a black tie in the middle of the open suit jacket. He wore black jeans, and had a little silver top hat rested on his head, askew, which was probably a headband. He also wore his best black sneakers.

"Thanks, Abi!" Phil bubbles. "You look awesome."

Abi blushes. "And you look amazing."

Phil rolls his eyes, and helps Phil with the sign until Dan walks in, and they freeze.

Dan hadn't talked to them much for the past five days or so, and he had been strangely quiet. The purple bruise on his eye seemed to have dimmed a little, though it was still visible. His lip was certainly better, however, but that didn't distract Abi from what he was wearing.

He was wearing a subtle grey blazer, with a white dress shirt and a black tie in the middle. He and Phil almost looked identical, but Dan looked a bit more calmer, like he wanted to blend in a little more than the other two.

"Hi." Phil says awkwardly, getting off the stool and walking towards Dan. Abi follows, a bit worried at what Dan's reaction would be.

Instead, Dan fiddles with his thumbs, looking down at his black shoes. He doesn't respond, but he looks like he wants to.

Abi doesn't know what to do, and she desperately wants to - Dan looked so uncomfortable; and it isn't in his usual comedy way.

Without warning, Phil tackled Dan into a hug, something Abi or Dan was not expecting. Sure, Phil was always the perky "sunshine" one out of the three friends, but they never expected Phil to just...solve things.

Abi, however, isn't sure if Phil had solved...whatever Dan's problem was. But it seemed to do the trick for now, because Abi saw that half-smirk that she always knew, and Dan reluctantly hugged back, chuckling a little.

"Thanks, Phil." His voice is raspy, like he has never used it for a long while. Phil doesn't let go, despite hearing how bad Dan's voice sounds, and, eventually, Abi decides to join in their hug, a small smile on her face.

She doesn't think it matters until she feels an arm around her waist, and her own hand brushes against it for a while. When a hand squeezes hers, she knows right away it's Dan's hand, and she smiles. It's soft, and Abi doesn't want to let go.

But she does before she could get carried away, and Dan smiles at his two friends.

"I-I'm sorry." he stammers, and Phil or Abi feel like they don't even have to ask why he was sorry. Instead, Phil just pats Dan's shoulder, and walks off to get the food on the table in the kitchen, and put a playlist on his phone, once again leaving Dan and Abi alone.

"Are you alright?" Abi suddenly squeaks, her accent thick with worry.

Dan nods silently. "Yeah, thanks."

"What happened, Dan?" Abi feels brave enough to ask. "You really scared me - us."

Dan closes his eyes for a brief second, and he opens his mouth to speak when he is interrupted by a knock on the door. Abi winces, biting her lip in disappointment, and Dan silently blows a sigh of relief to himself. He was safe. For now.

"I'll get it!" Phil yells, and dashes down their infamous flights of stairs to greet everyone that was at the door.

"Who's coming, anyway?" Abi asks, trying to forget the rather serious moment that she and Dan had.

Dan shrugs nonchalantly, trying to fix a few pillows.

"Chris and PJ are definitely coming," he pauses, before adding, "and maybe Carrie, along with Louise."

"Cool." Abi says awkwardly, because that is all she knew what to her say. Her big vocabulary have seemed to be escaping her, and it seems like Dan felt the same way too. Both stood in an awkward silence before they heard cheery voices come from the bottom of the stairs.

"Hello, hello, hello!" A feminine voice with a thick accent rang in Abi's ears, and Abi grinned.

"Louise? Is that you?" she calls out, and Dan smiles a little.

"Yes, it's me!" Abi sees two familiar faces appear from the top of the staircase, and she squeals when she sees the familiar curly haired girl trailing behind the girl with a pink streak in her hair. Abi's smile broadens at the sight.

"Oh my god, Carrie? Louise?" Abi tries to keep her excitement; the two girls were like sisters to her, and she had to at least feel a little excited.

"Abigail, dear!" Louise hugs Abi tightly, and nearly tackles her down. Abi squeezes Louise with a wide smile, and then moves on to hug Carrie.

"I am so glad you can make it, guys!" Abi smiles, and Carrie reels back when the hug is done, fluffing her hair a bit with a wide grin on her face. Dan looked at the three girls in some sort of amusement, but the three girls didn't care.

"Of course we made it, Abi!" Carrie gushes.

Louise smirks, dusting off her dress. "And, of course, we couldn't leave you alone with the 'fantastic foursome', am I right?"

"Ugh, stop it." Dan mutters with a grin, before briefly hugging the two British girls, before Louise gasps.

"Oh my god, Dan!" Dan frowns, looking down at his clothes.

"Should I change?" Abi hates how Dan played dumb, but said nothing as she heard the voices of Chris and PJ from down the stairs, and decided to say hi.

"No!" Carrie says suddenly. "It's just...your eye."

Dan's eyes widened, and his hand instinctively moved up to touch the bruise. He simply laughed it off, telling them about that "the-emo-girl-board-game-boxer" incident, keeping it mostly vague, and interspersed with multiple "um's" and "uh's". Carrie and Louise two just expressed their concerns and left it alone.

"Hey-o, the party starts now!" Chris hollers, bouncing into the room, with PJ and Phil trailing behind them. Abi chuckles, and she hugs Chris and PJ tightly, smiling widely.

"I haven't seen you guys in...forever." Abi says with a grin, and PJ ruffles Abi's hair softly, careful not to ruin it.

"Missed you a bunch, B-bug." Abi pouts at the nickname, but grins anyway, leading everyone to the lounge.

Everyone has complied with the black and white theme quite nicely, if Abi had to say anything about it. Carrie was wearing a white dress and silver heels, and her curly hair was bouncy and free, but still quite tame. Louise wore a shiny black and white dress, with black flats, and a small clip in her hair. PJ and Chris looked like opposites - while PJ was wearing a black tux and dress shoes, Chris was wearing a white suit.

"It's because PJ and I clearly came as one costume; black and white." Chris jokes a little later, and it earns a good laugh.

Midnight has come, and the New Year is rung through, and while Phil entertains his friends with his constant throwing of confetti and attempts at playing 'The Weakest Link', Abi can't help but realize that Dan was basically alone.

Dan, however, didn't mind. He silently cleaned up a little, picking up beer bottles and sweeping up confetti. If it wasn't for Chris, who drunkenly asked Dan to come and play with them, Dan may have had no fun whatsoever.

The Weakest Link has ended - to Abi's relief - and the rest of the time was just them dancing and socializing. Carrie busted a few notes on their new karaoke machine, and Louise joined her, a bit buzzed, but still a bit sober.

Even as PJ started a Mario Kart game a short after, Dan still didn't seem fully relaxed, tensely holding the beer bottle in his hand. It was 2 am, and Abi finally grew tired of it.

"Daniel James Howell," Abi hisses quietly, walking up to Dan, who was quite bewildered. "I know you aren't complete healed, but at least look like you are trying to have a little bit of fun. For Phil's sake, even. Poor guy has been doing everything he could, and you are being a stubborn twat."

The words came out faster than Abi expected, and she knew it wasn't the alcohol talking, considering she only had one glass of red wine, and wasn't even done yet. Dan, however, looked a little hurt at the statement, and Abi cowered back.

"I'm sorry, Dan." Abi whispers, about to ramble when Dan shuts her down.

"S'fine." Abi looks confused, but Dan walks to the kitchen before she could say anything.

Abi sighs, but wanders back to the Mario Kart game, in which she watches in amusement as her friends play. Louise complains on not knowing the controls, Carrie surprisingly does quite well, Chris just basically twisting his fingers at the controller, and the only two who seem to be really into it were Phil and PJ.

"Damn you, last place person with your frickin' blue shell always targeting the first place!" Phil almost curses, and Abi raises her eyebrows.

"Phil, watch your language." Abi giggles, and Phil blushes as PJ speeds past him.

"That might've been me, sorry!" Louise bubbles, still in last place, and everyone laughs.

Phil manages to sneak back into first place, and finish first place as well. Carrie was in second - in which everyone was a bit surprised, but Carrie just played it off with a smirk - and PJ was in third. Chris somehow earns fourth place, but Louise, however, was in sixth, in which everyone has a laugh about that after.

"You should play, Abi!" Phil prompts, and Abi cowers in her seat, sipping a bit of her wine before setting it aside - she had no plans in getting hammered tonight. Hopefully.

"Sure." she mumbles, and Louise offers her gaming control and letting Abi choose the course.

They go on the Animal Crossing course, and Abi totally dominates it. At the end, Abi earned her rightful place at first.

"Dammit, Abi!" PJ yells, and Abi just barks in laughter.

Phil punches Abi in the arm lightly. "I shouldn't be surprised. You probably lived as Princess Peach in your past life."

Abi blushes, and just laughs alongside Phil. People animatedly talk with Abi, stirring conversation.

However, Dan just watched from afar, gripping the bottle of beer in his hand. He hadn't planned on drinking a lot, but the stress of the week and Abi - oh, most certainly Abi - was slowly getting to him. Slowly, but surely.

Pushing everything aside, he pops open the cap and takes a swig of the beer, the bitter taste lingering before Dan smiles in resignation.

He mans up and goes towards his friends. "May I have a go?"

Everyone looks at him in an astonished silence before Carrie gives up her controller to Dan and he chooses the course.

Abi loses, but not because she wanted to. Dan was distracting her; the sudden attitude change that he expressed, and more importantly, how Dan looked at her every now and then, followed by taking a sip from his beer bottle.

It concerned Abi even more when Dan had asked Abi to get him another glass prior to him winning for a second time.

Carrie, Louise, Chris and PJ leave at around 3 in the morning, and Dan had wandered off somewhere, most likely his room, with a bunch of beer bottles at 2:45 am. He had told Abi that he would be practicing some piano, but Abi knew that wasn't the case.

"That was a wild night." Phil breathes out, helping Abi clean up some stray plates and glasses.

Abi throws out some garbage and massages the bridge of her nose. "It was. Almost everyone got drunk."

Phil nods, smiling a little. "Be honest, that is basically what New Year is all about. Even I drank a little, and I hardly drink. That's just how life is, if you know what I mean. Life is basically drinking on New Year's without any care."

"Cheers." Abi says jokingly, and Phil laughs.

"By the way, how is Dan?" Phil suddenly asks after a little silence, and Abi looks at Phil as if he were from another planet, swiftly sweeping up some confetti of the ground.

"What about him?" she prompts, but she knows exactly what Phil meant. Phil knows that she knew as well.

"He was quiet the whole time. You know, except when he grabbed those beer bottles and dominated every game of Mario Kart until he couldn't hold a controller properly. I'm almost a hundred percent sure that he was taking a swig every time he won." Abi half smirks, hoping Phil was joking and Dan wasn't that bad.

But Phil looked utterly serious, so Abi sighs. "You want me to check on him, don't you."

"You are probably the only person he'd open up to."

"Shut up, Lester." Abi manages to avoid his gaze so he wouldn't see her blush.

He does.

"Just go on, young padawan." Phil ushers her away. "I can clean up. Go and be the Princess Leia to Dan's Hans Solo."

"I knew it was a mistake to watch Phantom Menace before people left!" Abi yells, hearing Phil's laugh from the hallway, and made her way to Dan's room.

She didn't know how she couldn't hear it before, but it was Dan playing sloppy notes on the piano. Abi notices how every single piece started with the infamous emo G note, followed by what Abi thinks is a F#. The rest is just screwed up notes that sound out of place.

"Dan?" Abi asks, opening the door to see Dan at his piano, beer bottles surrounding him. He growls when he messes up.

"Goddammit!" Dan curses, slamming the piano keys as he leans back and takes another drink. He is using his butt chair, so his back just slouches against it. Abi's eyes widen, and she goes to his side, pulling the beer bottle back.

"Um, Dan, I think you've had enough today." Abi says gently, but Dan spits at the carpet.

"Puh-lease," he slurs. "that's what practically everyone in the world says."

His hands explode open, throwing his arms to both his sides, and Abi somehow avoids getting hit. Abi was about to cut him off, because what he is saying doesn't make much sense, but Dan starts ranting about the same thing.

"Everyone in the wor-world say that," - Dan hiccups at the word 'world' - "but no one means it. And you or I never hear it, because there are just so many damn people in the world, Aba- whatchamacallit. Er, Abbey...maybe Ally? Or is it Abi-something." Abi is shocked; Dan was so drunk he couldn't even remember her name.

"It's Abi!" Dan snaps his fingers, and his voice startles Abi. "Your name is Abi!"

Dan claps his hands like a three year old, his accent distinguished through his laugh, and Abi rolls her eyes.

Dan pats Abi's back. "Abi, Abi, Abi, my bestest friend in the whole entire world!"

"Dan, I hope you know that you're drunk."

"Your mum's drunk."

"Dan, go lie down." Abi says bluntly, knowing she should probably get him to sleep before he does something stupid, but Dan shoves her away.

"I twyin' to learn Yellow Parade." Dan blows a raspberry, and Abi giggles.

"It's Black Parade," she corrects him. Dan frowns.

"I think it should be yellow parade." He crinkles his brow. "Or maybe rainbow parade! Rainbow parade sounds just grand."

Abi can't stifle her laughs any more. "Dan, if you must know, it starts with the G note,"

Abi plays the G note. "Then F#," - She plays the note - "followed B E D," Dan watches in amazement at the notes Abi was playing. "then G C B, E A and D." She smiles and then motions Dan to do the same. He sloppily presses the keys in some indecipherable way, and squeals at the noise it makes.

"It worked! I hit that G note hard! And the fucking F# was fucking perfect!" Dan exclaims, and in excitement, he leans too far back and topples onto his back, his butt chair nearly falling on top of him as well. Abi's eyes widen.

"Dan!" Abi exclaims, and kneels beside Dan.

Dan's eyes flutter open and he guffaws at the sight of Abi.

"I fell and bumped my head! Like the old man in that rain song! Abi, did you see? I can be the next old man in that rain song!" Dan squeals, and Abi just finds this incredibly stupid, and it reminds her of Dan's 'drunk liveshow' a few years back.

"What number are you on the drunk scale, Daniel?" Abi felt obliged to ask.

"Obviously a four." He holds up three fingers, looks at them with a lopsided grin and his eyes widen, smile fading. "Shit, I'm missing a finger."

"You're definitely more than four, Dan. You could probably be a ten. Or whatever place 'not-knowing-what-the-title-is-to-the-emo-anthem-and-forgetting-that-you-have-five-fingers' falls under." Abi says with a smirk.

Dan ignores this and just giggles, like it's a joke. Abi groans.

"Come on, Dan, let's get to bed." Abi says, getting annoyed.

To add to Abi's night, Phil began to blare The Killers on his iPhone, something he does regularly when cleaning up the house. Dan seemed to hear the music, and his eyes widen. Abi groaned; there is no way this could get possibly worse.

Unfortunately for Abi, it does.

"Let's dance, Abi!" Dan shouts, getting up in a stumble and grabbing Abi by the wrist. "This is your favorite song, and you fucking know it!"

'Dan is quite the potty mouth when drunk,' Abi thinks to herself as she watches Dan bob his head.

"Jealousy, turning saints into the sea!" Dan screams at the top of his lungs, sing widely. "Swimming through sick lullabies! Choking on your alibis!"

Abi watches as Dan thrashes his head all around, playing some sort of air guitar as his hair flies around his face and everything. Dan is literally jumping all over the place, rocking out to Mr. Brightside very enthusiastically.

"Come on, Abi, sing with me!" Dan bellows over the music. Abi bobs her head, throwing her hair out of her bun and singing along with Dan.

"But that's just the price I pay!" Abi closes her eyes, pretending her hand is a microphone. She tries to convince herself that it is just to amuse drunk Dan, but she knows herself that she is having a little fun, even if it is unintentional.

"Destiny is calling me!" Dan answers back, his eyes blown wide with excitement. He twirls Abi around, and it catches her by surprise.

"Open up my eager eyes!" Dan screams, and he literally rips off his shirt. Abi's eyes widen, and she stares at Dan's bare chest longer than she should be.

"'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside!" he sings, and then a guitar solo erupts in Abi's ears, followed by a chorus of 'I never!'s.

A drunk smirk was tugging at Dan's pale face. He pulled Abi into an embrace, moaning a little. Abi was shocked, but didn't do much to stop him. In fact - she didn't know if this was the alcohol lowering her inhibitions, or if this was her own conscious - she ran her hands down Dan's bare chest.

"For someone who claims they 'aren't fit'," Abi smiles, "you sure have quite the form, Mr. Howell."

'Am I drunk?' Abi hears herself think. Unfortunately, the thought is scratched out, as Abi looks at Dan's chest again. She crinkles her brow and sees something that wasn't noticed minutes ago.

"Dan," she asks, "what is that on your chest? Wait, is that a...scar?"

Dan frowns, his mind hazy and not able to think. Abi doesn't let him answer, and brushes her finger against the dark line that drew across Dan's skin.

"Agh, fuck!" Dan hisses at the touch. Abi's eyes widen, snapping her out of her stupor as Dan falls back onto his bed.

"Bloody hell, Dan!" Abi curses, attempting to grab Dan's wrist to catch him. Unfortunately, things don't turn out well, and Abi falls right on top of Dan.

"Shit," Abi swears. "I mean...shit."

"Um, should I leave you two alone?" A voice from the door asks, and Abi squeaks, looking down at Dan, who was below her. To Abi's luck, as soon as drunk Dan hit the pillow, he passed out.

Abi scrambles off the bed, hearing Dan's snores.

"Oh my gosh Phil." Abi exclaims. "I-It isn't -"

Phil says nothing as he smirks at her. "You know, when it came to you and Dan, I always wondered who'd bottom and who'd top."

That was loooong. Over 5000 words long. Sorry if the Drunk!Dan scene wasn't all you were looking for :P

I originally had an alternate ending for this - one that most people would like - but then I felt as if was rushed, so I hope this was satisfactory. Maybe you'll see that alternate ending soon ;)

Happy New Year! Hope it is fantastic. Sorry for over-uploading :P

Reviews are like fireworks; really, really awesome (yeah, couldn't think of anything else :P)