sirdarkofiplier: Omg guys
sirdarkofiplier: Guys
sirdarkofiplier: GUYS
sirdarkofiplier: ... I have free pizza
Wilfy: Comin
Breadbin: The bit of wheat is here and coming
Jacky: Fucking Christ it's about time
Jish: YESS
Ty: Oh Yeahhh
Marky: Finally
sirdarkofiplier: Yup... Come get it you uncultured fucks
Anteater: What's wrong boo?
sirdarkofiplier: THANK FUCK SOMEONE CARES LIKE SHIT
sirdarkofiplier: Mark and Wilford! I overheard mom and dad talking one of us is adopted! I DIDNT HEAR WHO THO
Wilfy: Shit man...
Marky: Umm
sirdarkofiplier: It's me isn't it?
sirdarkofiplier: Plot twist...
sirdarkofiplier: Wait...
sirdarkofiplier: YOU KNEW
Marky: Welp here we go again
Wilfy: They need to stop talking about it damn
sirdarkofiplier: But i look like y'all wtf
Marky: Mom and uncle Tony had a affair... That's why ur named Tony tbh
sirdarkofiplier: WHAT THE SHIT MAN
Marky: I'm thinking of making a youtube channel...
sirdarkofiplier: Why didn't I know this until now?
Marky: You did dumb shit! You forgot
Wilfy: You react the same every damn time so we finally just... Let it go
sirdarkofiplier: MOM. HAD. A. AFFAIR. WITH. UNCLE. TONY.
sirdarkofiplier: WHY. WAS. I. NAMED. AFTER. A. AFFAIR.
Anteater: I'm coming over
Breadbin: Me and Dallon r too
Dally: Fuck band meets this shit got deep real fuckin quick
Jish: Me and ty r bringing snacks
sirdarkofiplier: Great... Great! Fantastic... I'm fine
Jish: No you aren't if I was adopted and found out when I was 18 I'd break a fucking wall
sirdarkofiplier: I. ALREADY. DID.
Ty: Bringing a poster as well to cover that up... Anything else?
sirdarkofiplier:... Nah I got cigarettes that's all I need really
suSpencer: You smoke?
sirdarkofiplier: Yeah
sirdarkofiplier: I mean if u where me u would too *laughing emoji*
{private chat}
Marky: Josh bring a snapping bracelet and a bunch of pencils please we're out
Jish: Okay sure thing bud
Marky: I'll pay ya when u get here
Jish: Fuck no man he's my friend too I already have pencils just need a bracelet.
Marky: Thanks you guys
Ty: Your welcome anything for family
(Ended 3:23 am)
" Kay so like... How many times have I been told this?" Dark asked snapping the bracelet on his wrist while walking in circles.
" I'd say maybe fifteen times, a few times a year sense you where like fourteen." Wilford replied.
" Kay so like... Dad isn't my dad? The drunk fuck nut across the country is my dad?" Dark asked again, Brendon and Dally coming in and plopping in a bean bag chair. Dark asking endless questions walking in circles, Mark and Wilford answering them. He only stopped to get another cigarette.
" Lay dude that's your sixth that's good." Tyler said taking the box and lighter and throwing them across the room. Dark sank down against the wall, sliding to the floor. " Why don't you just let me remember it?" He asked, a hint of sarcasm in his voice.
" Cause normally you like... Break stuff and swear and... Ya once broke dads arm." Wilford said getting up and throwing away the cigarettes.
" I broke my uncles arm?" Dark mumbled.
" Technically you weren't adopted..." Mark lied, running a hand through his hair.
" Guys can I ask you a honest question?" Dark mumbled.
" Shoot bro." Brendon said.
" Are you two going to tell me what really happened now?" Dark asked raising a eyebrow.
" W-We are." Mark said.
" You run your hand through your hair when your nervous, just like d-my uncle... You both do. I always see you do that when you lie. Tell me the truth." Dark said now chewing on a pencil.
" Okay that's shockingly good noticing for you. So yeah uncle Tony's your dad, moms not. Uncle tony had a affair with moms friend Tess, she's the one that comes over every year for our birthdays and Thanksgiving. She's your mom and he is your dad. Tess was a drug addict at the time and uncle Tony's well... Ya know. You where with him until you where one then Mom took you cause he had beer in your bottle when she went over for a visit." Wilford said watching his expression.
" And... Why doesn't Tess have him she's been clean for like 12 years." Anti asked. " I had dinner with ya for thanksgiving when my folks first kicked me out remember?"
" Well she honestly wants to have him, and has wanted him sense she was clean." Wilford said.
" How old is he?"
" 18." Dark said.
" Nope 19." Mark corrected.
" WHAT!" Dark yelled standing up now. " YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME MY AGE! WHAT THE FUCK!?" He yelled grabbing a cigarette from his pocket and a match. He swiftly swiped the match against his arm and is lit, he lit the end and took a long breathe. The cigarette was held between his teeth as Mark and Wilford's parents walked in.
" What's going on kids?" Cora the mother asked.
" Ya okay son?"
" Don't call me that." Dark hissed.
" Why didn't you sedate him guys... You know this by now!" Michael their father said taking a shot out of his back pocket.
Dark shot up, everyone else quickly to follow and he opened the window. " No come here Tony it's okay... Look it putting it dow- TONY WAIT!" And with that... Dark, Anti, Mark, Wilford, Brendon, Dallon, Tyler, Josh, Ryan, and Spencer where out of the window and running into Josh and Tyler's house.
They went through the door and Josh locked it behind him. They where all out of breathe and already plopping down on the couch. Dark chewing on a pencil pacing. " Do you wanna crash here for a bit?" Tyler asked him. " We don't care as long as you wouldn't smoke in the house."
Dark shook his head. " Nah it's okay I'll get the place across from Spencer, still close ta y'all and it's like... Only 30,000 bucks." He said looking out the window. " Yeah I could get it I've got a bit of cash saved."
Anteater: HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE 30 GRAND JUST LYING AROUND!
sirdarkofiplier: Mark and Will's parents payed 1000 a month for me to go to therapy for like five years. Told them it made me feel weird for them to come so they gave me the money at the end of each month to give to the therapy dudes... Haven't spent more than three hours in therapy my whole life.
Anteater: So you have 60,000 dollars?
sirdarkofiplier: more like 55 thousand cause cigarettes, school shit, etc.
Anteater: that explains the expensive ass presents for my birthdays for the past three years.
sirdarkofiplier: You should see this years *wink emoji*
Anteater: Oh my good god
Marky: Bought the place yet?
sirdarkofiplier: Move in tomorrow
Jish: Am I the only one who finds it crazy how he found, bought, and finalized a house in less than a week?
sirdarkofiplier: That's just so happened to be on the same street as all y'all.
sirdarkofiplier: That's farthest from the school
sirdarkofiplier: Suffer
Anteater: Can I move in with you?
sirdarkofiplier: Only one bed and bath
Anteater: Beds not a problem *wink*
sirdarkofiplier: Bathroom?
Anteater: Idc bout that I shower like every other day u can do it the other days
sirdarkofiplier: Kay u can move in sure
Anteater: Sweetness
Jacky: How TF r u gunna tell ma
Anteater: me: hey mom I'm moving in with my boyfriend don't worry I can't get pregnant that's not how it works I'm taking my stuff Kay bye
Jacky:... Well then
sirdarkofiplier: Fool proof plan babe *laughing emoji*
Marky: Mom and dad won't let me take your stuff over there
Marky: I'm sorry bout this bro
sirdarkofiplier: Ehh I'll get it at night
sirdarkofiplier: I know every lock and entry in that house
sirdarkofiplier: Imma need help tho cause I can't carry all that in under three trips
Anteater: Me!
Breadbin: the bin of wheat is here and Meh
Dally: I'll help
sirdarkofiplier: Fuck yeah let's go!
sirdarkofiplier: Mark just have all my stuff in a pile near the window
Wilfy: I'll unlock the window and door
Wilfy: And make sure mom and dad r out of the house or asleep
Breadbin: What time r we breakin in?
Wilfy: 2 am sharp
sirdarkofiplier: Meet up at my new place they we can run over easily
Jacky: you can put ur stuff on our porch first and then Carry it back from there
Jacky: Easier than climbing up eighth fuckin times
Marky: I made a YouTube channel... Got 26 subs...
sirdarkofiplier: Yes sir
(Ended 9:21 pm)