Wilfy: Dark where tf is the pizza oven?
sirdarkofiplier: omfg it's right behind you fuck nuts
Jish: I have a request.
sirdarkofiplier: Yes
Jish: can you guys use periods at the end of ur texts?
sirdarkofiplier changed his name to Sirdarkofiplier
Sirdarkofiplier: Yes.
Jish: Thanks brah.
Wilfy: When's ur shift over?
Sirdarkofiplier: Our shift is done in 10 mins chill.
Wilfy: Four hour shifts are hell.
Marky: I work from three to four at the play school and four to six at the record shop with Josh and Dallon.
Jish: Yee.
Ty: I'm hungry.
Dally: Hi hungry I'm Dallon.
Breadbin has changed Dallon's name to Dad
Dad: This is not a kink i swear.
Breadbin: The bin of wheat is here and for fucks sake yes it is.
Dad: I panicked!
Ryguy: At the disco *smirk emoji*
Sirdarkofiplier: YOU DID NOT?! And wtf you have a daddy kink?
Breadbin: WE DO NOT KINK SHAME HERE KAY!
Breadbin: I don't judge ur kinks...
Sirdarkofiplier: shhhhh...
Jish: Ty want Taco Bell?
Ty: Is that even a question?
Dad: Get me a taco!
Breadbin: I want pizza...
Sirdarkofiplier: I'll get you guys pizza how many of you swines want it?
Anteater: meh!
Breadbin: Oi!
Marky: Meeeeee!
suSpencer changed his name to Spence
Spence: Does anyone realize how much we talk to each other?
Spence: Like... Outside school more than in... And in school we act like the fucking Cullen's at the same table and shit.
Marky: Did you just refer to us as the Cullen's from twilight...
Marky changed his name to Markiplier
Markiplier: I wanna be... The hot sister who hates Bella.
Sirdarkofiplier: Isn't she named after a flower?
Wilfy: Rose?
Ryguy: Nah that's from Titanic fuck nut!
Ryguy: It's Alice right?
Jish: There is more than one Rose Ryan.
Markiplier: My channels got 60 subs.
Breadbin: I thought Alice was the one with the black hair who reads futures or some shit.
Ty: Rosalie is the blonde bitch.
Wilfy: I wanna be... The annoying southern one who everyone hates.
Ty: You already are... But not southern...
Wilfy: BOI?!
Jish: Omfg.
Jish: I gtg bye,
Ty: Babe?
Ty: What's happening?
Ty: I'll brb I'm gunna see if he's okay.
Anteater sent a video
Spence: that's not being a stalker at all
Wilfy: Where are you...
Anteater: At home on our couch lol I put a camera on your hat.
Sirdarkofiplier: Oh okay.
Anteater: Is that okay?
Sirdarkofiplier: Yeah babe it's fine.
Anteater: Okay good. I have a few more is that fine?
Sirdarkofiplier: If it makes you happy sure.
Anteater: Good!
{private chat}
Spence: Why is Anti so stalker?
Sirdarkofiplier: He's got this thing where he's like... Obsessed with me and he is really protective and shit. It's fine of course I've gotten used to never being alone. I love him I don't care what he does to me,
Spence: Oh okay.