{group chat}
Dad: HOLY FETUS FRIDAY!
Sirdarkofiplier: Bro... It's exactly 12:00 on Friday...
Dad: THATS WHY ITS FETUS FRIDAY!
Breadbin: The bin of wheat is laughing very much.
Markiplier: We have finals... Study you uncultured fucks.
Wilfy: I can't tho...
Markiplier: Y
Wilfy: I'm not used to studying without music blaring and banging coming from across the hall :(
Sirdarkofiplier: Omg that's kinda sad tbh...
Jish: That's like really sad...
Jish: Awww...
Ty: What's up?
Ty: OMG WILL! That's so sad I'm legit sad rn!
Wilfy: I hate you all...
Sirdarkofiplier: But not me apparently.
Wilfy: SHUT UP
Sirdarkofiplier: Well that's the problem in the first place...
Jish: This is adorable
Markiplier: I'm screen shotting this
Ty: Send it to meeeee
Jacky: Holy shit
Jacky: This is cute
Jacky: Omg
Markiplier sent a image
Wilfy: I hate you all go eat a dick
Markiplier: Hi babe
Jacky: Heyy
Jish: Ty isn't over here yet he's at the store getting cheese curls
Wilfy: WOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH OKAY
Spence: What the fuck is happening
Spence: Awww
Wilfy: GOD DAMMIT IM ALLOWED TO MISS MY BROTHER FOR FUCKS SAKE
Sirdarkofiplier: I love you too Will
Wilfy: I'm ending this chat right fucking now
Wilfy: I love you bro
(Ended 12:36 am)
Wilfy: Dark I'm coming over
Markiplier: I'm coming too this is bull shit
Sirdarkofiplier: Wut
Markiplier: Mom and dad want us to move
Sirdarkofiplier: Why can't you stay at the house and mom and dad can move on
Markiplier: They won't have to pay for two houses
Sirdarkofiplier: Just bring up that you aren't legally old enough to have your own house
Markiplier: We are both 18...
Sirdarkofiplier: They won't fucking notice
Wilfy: Tru
Sirdarkofiplier: And if they still don't let you just stay with us
Breadbin: Or stay with us
Ty: Or us
Jish: Dang I was gunna say dat
Spence: If they move you and I could split the costs and move into your place
Ryguy: I'm across y'all if ya wanna crash here I've got three rooms
Markiplier: My channel hit 100 subs
Jacky: Omg did it already?
Markiplier: Yees!
Jish: Guyyssss
Ty: Yes?
Jacky: Wat?
Sirdarkofiplier: Wut?
Jish: Who here wants to dye their hair with me? I'm scared to go by myself...
Sirdarkofiplier: I'll do it
Anteater: Hello children. And I've already dyed mine but I might make it darker green this time
Sirdarkofiplier: Mark dye ur hair redddd...
Markiplier: Jack dye your hair greeennnnn...
Ty: jishwa dye your hair pinnnnkkkkk...
Anteater: We're doing this lets go!
Dad: Baby please don't dye your hair.
Breadbin: Whyyyyy?
Dad: You'll hate it and freak out and it's gunna fade and you'll bleach it and it will stay in forever.
Breadbin: Tru af... Ok I won't.
Anteater: Your kink tho " Baby please" heheh...
Breadbin: Okay let's be honest I know your kink too...
Anteater: Shhhhhh
Sirdarkofiplier: Nuuuu
Breadbin: See ya at school *smirk emoji*
Breadbin:... THEY BOTH HAVE A HUGE PAIN/COLLAR KINK
Sirdarkofiplier: God dammit
Ryguy: Omg at least you don't have a fucking choke kink,
Anteater: What the fuck do you think a... Ya know what?
Ryguy: Wat?
Sirdarkofiplier: fUCK YOU
Dad: Kay then I'm ending this y'all have school.
Markiplier: Am I the only one who can't wait to graduate?
Jacky: OH SHIT ANTI WE GOTTA SHOW TWO NEW KIDS AROUND THE SCHOOL
Anteater: I know the Way brothers right?
Sirdarkofiplier: Me and Mark gotta show Frank and... What's the other one?
Markiplier: Um Ray he was at that bar we went to, he plays bass with the funky as fuck hair. And they aren't new, they just moved away for a while.
Sirdarkofiplier: The one who has a last name like Toronto?
Markiplier:...
Dad: Oh my fucking gawd I'm stopping this
(Ended 1:03 am)