Disclaimer: I don't own Dan or Phil. I also don't own any other YouTubers you may see in this story (such as KickThePj [PJ Liguori],crabstickz (Chris Kendall) sparkleofglitter [Louise Pentland], etc.), any real life references you may see, social media (Primarily YouTube, but also Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, etc.), music/song references, as well as artists/bands (such as Muse, MCR, etc.), and whatever you recognize. I am not creative enough to own that stuff :P I do own my OC, Abigail Elizabeth Woods, who I think is creative...?

Before we go farther in the series, I want to say three things:

1. We will reach a TATINOF plot soon, so beforehand, nothing will be accurate. Like, absolutely nothing.

2. Blurryface is the reason I fell in love with Twenty One Pilots. Thanks, phandom, as well.

3. I love Melanie Martinez. Thanks for that, Phandom.

(side note: I think this is one of the most fun I've had writing a chapter for this series. I don't think that surprises anyone that much :P It's also going to be really long. I hope you're ready for that :P)

WARNING: If the questions used for this chapter aren't accurate to the roommate tag, I apologize; I looked them up on the internet, and never watched much roommate tag videos. Sorry :P


Chapter 15: The Roommate Tag

Abi comes home a week later, and, as promised by Dan, only comes home with a cast. Medication comes as well for the pain, and she promises Phil that she will go to some therapy sessions to help her get through with everything that has happened. Of course, Dan and Phil are the first to sign her cast, and Abi even grants them permission to tweet the photo of her cast. There's questions, but all will be answered soon.

When Abi comes home, Striker happily licks her. Eventually, he gets to sign the cast too - or at least, dip his paw in some paint that Phil left lying around for a future challenge, and stick his wet paw onto her cast. Even if Dan was worried that Striker would lick the paint and die of poison - "Dan, you really need to stop freaking out." Phil said to him earlier in the day. "It can be fixed with something called water. No harm done." - things in Abi's life have been going well.

Days come and go, and they prepare to move out. They move out in two weeks, and they are taking advantage of the time they had left. This was mostly done by Phil hugging a houseplant pot, wailing, and Dan cleaning the carpet so that the outline of his body in the hallway would be taken care of - "Stupid existential crises," Dan mutters as he desperately tries to level the small indent of the outline he left, lying down on the floor for all those late nights. Abi laughs at him, despite everything.

Abi looks around as she cleans out her room. The once scarlet-red room was now lined up with boxes, each one labelled. She didn't have much, other than Christmas gifts from friends and little mini-gifts she got for herself occasionally, but it was enough to fill a few boxes, since she refused to mix her stuff up in the same box. She had a box for her albums - Origin of Symmetry, Black Parade, American Idiot, Blurryface, etc - a box filled with all her clothes - "I dare you to steal her bra," Abi hears Phil whisper to Dan while they were helping her back, followed by a blush and a soft punch from the younger boy - a box filled with books - mostly YouTuber books, including TABINOF, but also Rainbow Rowell books, along with Stephan King books - a box filled with anime and DVDs she's collected - "Or stole!" Dan interjected during the packing. "I was looking for this everywhere!" - furniture stuff, and miscellaneous crap that she had collected over the years - including multiple Tortoro stuffies from Phil over the years.

Looking at all the stuff makes her smile; she doesn't have much that she bought for herself, since she only had one job in a small store in London for a while before she quit, but she had enough to get through boring times. She had been scrolling through jobs in the area they're going to move into, and had small success. It was fine though; she would find something eventually.

And they're having so much fun, Abi nearly forgets that a certain day is coming up soon.


"Are you ready to film yet, Abi? Dan? 'Cause I got all the equipment ready; I just need my roommates!" Phil yells from Dan's bedroom.

Abi fixes her hair in the mirror in her box, deciding to tie it in a messy bun. She decided to wear a deep red hoodie, with a bunch of bands she liked on it - a present from Tyler when he came to visit earlier in the year - and black skinny jeans.

"You ready, Abi?" A voice from her door asked. She looked up to see Dan, holding Striker in his hands, wearing a Tortoro shirt and black skinny jeans. She smiles shyly, and nods without saying a word.

"You have no need to be worried, Abi." Dan says with a small smile. "They'll love you. And even if they don't, who gives a crap? They're people on the internet."

Abi laughs, and she thinks that's exactly what she needed.

"Thanks, Dan."

"C'mon, guys!" Striker leapt out of Dan's arms at the sound of Phil's voice, and trotted to Dan's room. "Will I have to do a roommate tag with Striker? Because we haven't gotten that intimate yet to be able to finish the first three questions."

Abi laughs. "Alright! Coming!"

Dan smiles as Abi stands up and walks to Dan's room, taking one last look at the boxes in Abi's room, and turning around to follow her.

Phil's wearing a blue and green checkered polo, and blue skinny jeans. He is also wearing his glasses, which is a look that Abi liked whenever she could see him wear them.

"Let's do this before I regret it." Abi jokes, though she doesn't exactly know if the joke was actually meant to be a tease.

They decide to post the video on Dan's channel, just in case there are cusses, and because Phil knew it would be a good idea. Abi blushed at the idea, but Dan just smiled as if it was nothing.

"So hide out of the frame, and I'll introduce you guys." Dan explains as he closes his bedroom door, holding the cards with the questions written on it. Abi nods as she steps to the left, out of the camera's view, Phil opposite to them.

Abi watches in awe as Dan sets up; the filming process was amazing, and Dan and Phil knew how to do it just fine.

Dan finally pressed record, and Abi took a deep breath; here it goes.

"Hello internet!" Dan says, a smile on his face. "Today, it's a different type of video. Not like the usual danisnotonfire video of being a sarcastic twat -"

Abi laughs at that, and Dan rolls his eyes, looking at her.

"Shush, I'm filming!"

"You can edit it out, doofus." Abi retorts.

"Perhaps I won't!"

"I better be there for that process."

"I say keep it." Phil says from the right of Dan. "You can put that TV glitch screen with the loud beep. Everyone does that."

Dan rolls his eyes, and continues talking.

"Hello internet," he repeats, "today will be a different video. A video I kind of should've done a long time ago?" His voice went higher, and Abi tries dos stifle her laughs; Dan and his procrastination habits.

"Maybe I was trying to wait for the whole gang to come." Dan thinks, and Abi rolls his eyes. "Or maybe I was making sure there wouldn't be any other train-wreck girls that I end up befriending. Literally train-wreck."

"Hey!" Abi exclaims through giggles, and Dan breaks down laughing.

"Another TV glitch screen is what we need." Phil says, rolling his eyes as he kneels to pet Striker. "This whole video will be filled of 'em."

"Anyway, I am doing the roommate tag!" He swipes his hands in front of him, reminding himself to add the text later.

"Add fireworks!" Phil says.

Dan turns to face Phil, rolling his eyes. "Oh god, Phil, we all know you spent good money, and I think we used it enough, don't you?"

Abi bites her lip, smiling, and Phil fakes an angry huff.

"And as promised on Twitter, I have a special guest, which has been a longtime coming." Abi smiles, and Dan snaps his fingers. "First of all, I guess I have to introduce my first roommate, my bestie, AmazingPhil!"

Phil jumped on the bed, tackling Dan. Abi falls into hysterics, and Dan just playfully punches him off.

"Oh my god, who would've guessed it?" Phil says with a smirk, pushing up his glasses. "Hey guys! Glad I can be here. Like every other video of Dan's - "

"Moving on to more exciting people!" Dan says, covering Phil's face with his hand.

"I convinced her, and I got her, introducing for the first time on the internet..."

Abi takes a breath. 'No bailing now, Abi. No bailing now -'

"Roomie!"

Abi slides into frame, looking at the camera. It was weird seeing herself on the laptop as footage rolled on. Instead of pointing it out, however, she waves.

"Hey internet!" she says with a confident smile she didn't know she had.

Dan and Phil exchange looks, and Abi blushes.

"A hybrid between 'hey guys' and 'hello internet'?"

"Acceptable!" Dan says, clasping his hands together, and Abi rolls her eyes.

"Sorry it's been so long." Abi says with a sly smirk. "Didn't want to ruin the phan moments you always point out, so, like a fellow phangirl, I let them have all the romantic day-our-lives and suggestive baking videos."

"Shut up!" Dan exclaims, and Abi grins.

"I am Abigail Elizabeth Woods, and I am twenty four. Call me Abi, Roomie, or dickhead, whatever you prefer, 'cuz I'm all of them."

"It's true!" Dan says. Abi laughs, and Phil interrupts the two.

"We are all roommates, as you probably guessed it." Dan says. "And we are going to do the roommate tag!"

"Simple enough." Abi says, shrugging. "Shall we take turn answering questions?"

"Yeah, sounds good." Dan answers. "I'll say the answers, since I have them right here!"

He shows the cards at the camera, and Abi snorts.

"No shit, Sherlock."

"Whatever, Miss. Sarcasm."

"Enough with the pet names!"

"Sorry for the cast, by the way." Abi says. "Long story, but it wasn't my preferred fashion choice."

Dan's smile falters, but he continues.

"First question!" he exclaims. "Did you guys know each other before you became roommates?"

"So I'll answer this one first, since it may be less obvious than the other two." Abi says. "I actually never knew Dan and Phil personally before moving in with them when Dan saved my necklace from the train tracks in 2013, but I did watch their videos. I was a bit of a fangirl."

"What, Dan, you did physical activity?" Phil says in a sarcastic tone. "Amazing!"

"Shut up." Dan says, blushing. "She was a game changer, I promised you."

Silence followed.

"Can we edit that one out?" Dan and Abi ask at the same time.

"Not a chance." Phil smirks.

"As for Phil and I," Dan says, "I think it is pretty explainable. Met in 2009, moved in to a flat in Manchester, moves to London in 2012, met Abi a year late. We knew each other before moving in, as most of you know, but met in person in 2009."

"Do we really need a recap for that?" Abi asks with a wink. "Most phangirls can write a whole biography about your history as 'Phan'."

"Did we mention Abi is an annoying phangirl?"

"Shut up." Abi says, and Phil rolls his eyes.

"Too much shutting up for one video. Drinking game for every time says 'shut up' in this video."

"Later." Dan winks.

"Next question!" Abi whines. Dan laughs, and throws the first card beside him, and reads out question number 2.

"What did you guys initially think of each other when you first met?" Dan asks. "Phil first."

"Well, meeting Dan at the train station in 2009," Phil starts off. "First thing I thought was 'wow, what a small guy'."

"Who happens to be 6'3 now!"

"Hey, I'm 6'2.9!"

"Hurry, Phil!"

"And when I met Abi, I was kind of reluctant of letting her stay, if I could be honest." Phil admits. "I mean, she knows that I was a bit hesitant of letting a stranger move in with us. Of course, later on, when she cooked delicious food for us, I was good."

Abi rolls her eyes. Again.

"When I met Phil, I thought 'oh my god, he's real!' since, as most of you know, I am Phil Trash #1." Dan says with a smirk. "When I met Abi, it was kind of weird. I was the tall emo guy who jumped on train tracks to get her necklace, and it was awkward to get on the tube with her, so we kind of just stayed quiet. I thought you were...interesting, to say the least."

"When you say someone's interesting, that means they're weird!" Abi says, crossing her arms. "Offensive."

"Adorable."

"Shut up - "

"Take a shot, viewers!" Phil interrupts, and Abi reaches across Dan to punch Phil in the leg. Phil laughs.

"When I met Dan and Phil, I was kind of hesitant to talk to them, since I am a socially awkward beanbag, but they were nice, so I was glad my YouTube idols weren't annoying divas that asked for tea every six seconds."

"Hey!" Phil says with a grin. "Stereotypical."

"Question number 3; how long did it take until you became friends?" Dan asks from the card.

"Dan and Phil were friends as soon as they made out at the train station as far as we know - "

"Not true!" Dan interrupted.

" - but I can say on behalf of everyone it took a week for them to get used to me."

"Well, what can I say?" Dan says with a sly grin. "It's hard to not befriend someone when they are equally better at Mario Kart then Phil is."

"Shut up!" Phil says, blushing.

"Take a shot!"

"SHUT UP!"

"Take another one!"

The three are laughing now, and Dan wipes the tears from his eyes as he reads the next question.

"What do you guys usually argue about?" Dan reads, and Phil raises his hand.

"Phil, it's not a schoolroom." Dan says, chuckling.

"Gah, Dan, stop!" Abi says, holding her heart. "Flashbacks."

"Remind me to add a school bell in the background." Dan says with a laugh, and Phil rolls his eyes.

"I speak on behalf of everyone that it is definitely what TV show to watch while eating dinner." Phil says, and Dan and Abi nod vigorously.

"This is so true, you have no idea." Dan agrees.

"I dunno, I think a conflicting one is what to have for dinner. These boys are always for Asian food, which I have nothing against, but Chinese takeout and pizza every night can get a bit worrisome, don't you think?"

"At least we're not vegan." Dan points out.

"True." Abi says with a giggle.

"Number five!" Dan wiggles his five fingers. "What is one that really bothers your roommate that you do? Abi, go first?"

"Sure." Abi thinks about it, before answering, "I think it's blaring my music at really late hours."

"That is true!" Phil exclaims. "As much as I love Muse, I don't need to hear Megalomania blaring at 2 in the morning."

"That bothers you?" Dan asks. "I dunno, I like listening to Matt Bellamy at the late hours of dawn."

"Whatever, now you're Muse trash #1." Abi snorts, and Dan answers next.

"I think it's my singing in the shower. They are all incredibly blunt about it, but I find it to be a gift to them."

"If a gift is bleaching out my ears." Phil mutters, and Dan just tackles him playfully.

"Mine is -"

"Eating our cereal!" Dan and Abi interrupt Phil at the same time, and Phil buries his face behind his hands.

"I was going to say socks. Or leaving cabinets open." Phil grins cheekily. "There's a bunch of them, to be honest."

"I second that." Dan says, and Phil laughs. Abi does as well, not regretting her choice at all.

"Question number six," Dan reads, "What does he/she think of your YouTube?"

Dan bites his lip, thinking of an answer before answering, "Well I think my YouTube is great, you should totally subscribe, get this to 10 000 likes and I'll give all of you a free hug from the internet..."

Abi snorts. "Yeah, they're okay. Not that good though, calm down."

"You better be kidding!"

"Am I?"

"I will slap you."

"Domestic violence!"

"Stop it, you too!" Phil says - barely though, since he is in hysterics himself.

"Phil's YouTube channel is the only reason I joined YouTube, and Abi, you don't have a YouTube channel, do you?" Dan pauses, accusingly pointing his finger at her, "Unless you are secretly the person controlling Pewdiepie's robot and mind-wiping everyone into subscribing."

Abi laughs. "No YouTube here, but in all honesty, Dan and Phil's YouTube videos are great. Hashtag not sponsored."

Phil smiles at that. "Why thank you, Abigail."

"Shut -" Abi stops herself and grins. "Be quiet, Lester."

Phil snaps his fingers in annoyance, and Dan reads out the next question.

"Who spends most of the time getting ready in the morning?"

"Dan." Abi and Phil answered at once.

Dan groans. "Moving on -"

"No, not moving on!" Abi says, reaching across from Dan to block his face. "Dan wakes up super late before he has to go to some BBC thing, and I know Phil is screaming at him, telling him to get ready and stuff, but Dan is taking too long to fix his hair -"

"I hate my hobbit hair!" Dan protests, pushing Abi off their laps. Abi just smirks.

"I know a bunch of people who like it."

"Yeah, surprised."

"Hey, shut up!"

"Take a shot, ladies and gentlemen!"

"Phil, you're getting the audience wasted." Dan says between laughs. "By now, they'll forget to even subscribe and like."

Phil winks. "I'll brain wipe them to subscribe to mine!"

All of them are in hysterics now, and Dan just carries on.

"What is something you didn't notice about each other until you became roommates?" Before anyone could answer, Dan added, "And let's try to aim for more positivity this time, alright, you immature rats?"

Abi smiles. "I didn't know Dan was a great piano player. I mean, I knew that he played the piano, but I never thought he was that good in real life. I also didn't know that he plays when he is sad and stuff, so in the middle of some nights, I just hear him playing, and that's how I know I need to comfort him with Malteasers."

Dan stays quiet. Phil shyly smiles.

"So is that positive enough?"

"Yeah, it is." Dan says, blushing, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly.

"I also didn't know that Phil was a terrific singer." Abi says cheekily. "Like, he can sing. And not in the joking way, but he can actually sing. You should try out for the X-Factors or something, Phil!"

"Aw, thanks, Abi!" Phil says, beaming. "I am quite the singer."

"What was something you didn't know about Phil, Dan?" Abi asks sweetly, and Dan is a bit too stunned to even process a thought. The new information was certainly...something, but he just shook it off for a while and answered.

"I didn't know Phil could be as understanding as he was on Skype."

Phil blushes for the umpteenth time in the video. "Uh, thanks, Dan."

"I also didn't know that Abi could play the ukulele until I overheard her one night." Dan admits, and Abi raises an eyebrow quizzically.

"Really?"

"Yeah, I think it was the same night Phil blew up a popcorn bag."

"Hey, that was an accident!" Phil retorts, but Abi ignores it.

"You are really good at playing the ukulele."

Abi shrugs. "Used to play the guitar, but then thought that the ukulele would make me feel like Tyler Joseph."

"Of course!" Phil laughs.

"You?" Dan asks Phil.

"Um...I didn't know Abi was so good at Mario Kart until I cried for hours after she totally dominated me. I also didn't know that Dan has a lot of habits. Like how he fiddles with end of his fringe when he is nervous, or how he always taps his feet every second when he is impatient for something."

"I do?" Dan asks, his voice airing higher.

"Yeah, you do." Abi says, rolling her eyes. "Every time you wait for a video to buffer, I have to get earplugs."

Dan laughs, and asks the next question.

"Do you guys sometimes get fed up with each other from seeing each other too often?"

"I think I can speak for everyone that sometimes." Phil answers smoothly, all three of them trying to forget the past month or so. "I mean, when Dan or I am stressed from YouTube stuff, we tend to snap at each other. When Abi is stressed, she snaps at us. So if we get fed up with seeing each other too often, we kind of just space out from each other for until we are good. We don't normally get fed up from seeing each other too often. I just think we snap sometimes."

Abi gulps, and shakily laughs. "Well said."

"How do you avoid tension while living together?" Dan asks, and laughs.

"It's obviously by watching anime and playing video games." Abi answers promptly.

"But playing video games usually causes tension." Dan points out. Abi shrugs.

"It depends on how bad you are. Me, I'm fantastic. You too? It's questionable."

"You suck!" Phil says jokingly, hitting her with a pillow. Abi grins.

"And you swallow."

"And you have the maturity of an sixth grader!" Phil retorts, and Abi laughs hysterically.

"She's laughing because it's true." Dan says at the camera, smirking.

"Next question, doofus!" Abi says, and Dan just shrugs.

"What is the one rule you guys have while living together?"

"Always talk." Abi answers, smiling. "Always talk to each other, because we'll understand."

"That's actually a rule Phil and I made back in...what, 2010?" Dan asks, looking at Phil. Phil just smiles, and replies, "Yeah, I think. We made that rule just so we don't have to hire a therapy session for all the bad things life throws at us."

"Couldn't have said it any better." Abi says, beaming.

"How do you deal with sharing a bathroom?" Dan asks, already smiling because he knew the answer.

"Well, to put it simply, we don't." Dan answers, and Phil nods vigorously.

"It's hard to share a bathroom with a girl, since Dan and I usually use the same stuff, but Abi has this whole deep conditioning thing I will never understand, along with a few trays of makeup in random places, so I don't know if I am using toothpaste, or another makeup thing."

"Too soon, Phil." Abi shudders. "Maybe we should start labels."

"Do you make two separate dinners at night?" Dan asks, before wrinkling his nose. "Do we actually have dinner?"

"Not really," Abi says after some thought. "We kind of just eat whenever while watching TV. But if the boys are at work, I will happily cook some stir fry for when they're done. I might eat if they take a long time, but we usually eat together on the sofa, ruining our spines."

"Couldn't have said it better." Phil beams. "And your stir fry is amazing, Abi."

"Thank you! Maybe I'll be on the Great British Bakeoff one day."

"As long as you don't burn down the flat again -"

"Moving on!" Abi squeaks, her accent rising an octave. Dan stifles his laugh as he continues on.

"Nationalities?"

"We're all British." Abi answers.

"Lemme check, just to be sure." Phil straightens up, and begins to talk in an overdramatic accent. "Tip top! Lovely day for some tea and crumpets, governor!"

"I still find that offensive, and I am British." Dan says, and Phil laughs, covering his mouth.

"Do you use your roommates' things without asking?" Dan says, tilting his head. "Interesting question. I think Phil can answer this one."

"Well, we fall under the British stereotype of saying 'sorry' a lot and being overly polite, so we usually ask. If it is really important, we know not to betray the other's trust, if that makes sense? We don't try to be rude to others."

"That being said," Abi adds, "this rule doesn't necessarily mean for food."

"We should move on!" Phil squeaks, and Dan just looks at him accusingly.

"Whatever Mr. Cereal Killer, with a 'C'." Dan says flatly. Phil stifles his blush behind his hands, and Abi just smirks.

"What are your favorite things to do with each other?"

Dan raises his eyebrows suggestively at the camera, quietly reminding himself to put the Lenny face or something, but Abi just pushes him off the bed, resulting into more laughter from everyone else.

"Video games and eating." Phil answers bluntly. "Let's move on before anyone gets ideas."

Dan wipes the tears of laughter from his eyes, and continues.

"What happens when one person gets sick?" Dan asks, and faces Abi.

"Wear masks." Abi answers, and Dan rolls his eyes.

"Shut up, you." he replies. "Actually."

"Wear masks and drive to the nearest pharmacy to pick up medicine for the other that doesn't do shit, and make them drink loads of tea?"

"Now that's more accurate." Phil says. "Though we do ask Dan to play piano."

"Why you ask?" Abi says. She grins, leaning against Dan. "Because it's fun to embarrass Danny boy over here."

Dan blushes madly, and asks the next question without any hesitation.

"Have you thought about having pets?" Dan asks.

"Well this is where Striker comes into the picture!" Phil says proudly, holding up Striker in his hands. "As you may have seen through all the photos, we have a dog! Since we are moving into an actual house in London, we can actually have a pet now, so he's loads of fun."

"Though Phil's always wanted a hamster."

"But we never buy one for...certain reasons." Dan says, shuddering.

"Please tell me you added a hat and a hamster animation or something."

"I will, don't worry. Cut into our editing time."

"It'll be worth it for the lols." Phil says, and Dan shrugs.

"True point."

"Number nineteen!" Dan exclaims. "What is the funniest thing you've done together?"

"I think it is living together." Abi answers, and Phil laughs, clapping.

"That is definitely the answer. Let's not add anymore!" Dan grins.

"Last question; has being roommates helped or hurt your relationship?"

All three are silent - this is where Dan would've put the crickets sound effect - before Dan clears his throat and smiles.

"A little bit of both, that's for sure." he says honestly, and they all chuckle a bit.

"It's made me love and hate these boys a little more, if I can be honest." Abi answers.

"And I think it's made us learn new things, to steal something from LessAmazingPhil." Phil winks, and Dan smiles, knowing that the memories they repressed were out in a secret way. Before anyone could go on, he decided to stop.

He says some last words and thanks, and adds the subscribe page.

"You can subscribe to me by clicking on my face!" Dan says, waving his hands around his head. "And you can subscribe to Phil by clicking on his face right here! Abi, do you have any social media you want to hashtag-shameless-self-promo before we leave?"

Abi fiddles with her thumbs. "I have a Tumblr account, where I review music and stuff like that. The username is this -"

So she spills her secret Tumblr with no regrets (kind of) and they end the video, all of them breaking out in smiles.


Her Tumblr account hits 1.3 million at the end of the day.

It's astonishing because half of them are phandom members, congratulating her for coming out of the shadows, but half of them - to her relief - actually followed because of the content, saying it was brilliant and what not.

The comments on the posted video were great; most of them were supporting of Abi, and hardly none of them insulted Abi. If they did, Dan would just block them or ignore them, leaving the phangirls to go and defend them. At the end of the night, there is already a page for Abi in the Dan and Phil wikia, which she finds amazing.

As she scrolls through comments with Dan and Phil, eating popcorn, one comment stands out above the rest.

endtheroomie

decided to show your face, huh, roomie? bad choice. now i know everything i need.

Dan deletes the comment right away, blocking and reporting the user. Phil raises an eyebrow.

"Why did you do that so quickly? Those things don't bother you much." Abi asks quizzically as Striker sat at their legs.

Dan sighs. "When I was at the hospital, waiting for Abi, I got this text from a girl who goes by the name 'endtheroomie'. She got my personal number, and she threatened Abi, and she sounds like a nuthouse. She is basically a phangirl gone wrong, and it freaks me out that she found my number."

"Dan, if this happened before, shouldn't you call the police?" Abi asks worryingly, not liking the sound of anything Dan said.

"I will if it gets worse, but she can't do anything...right?"

Phil and Abi exchange looks, before deciding to ignore it and read through more nicer comments as the video played on.

'She's just another phangirl,' Dan thinks as he pops another piece of popcorn into his mouth, chewing it slowly. 'Nothing big.'


The girl pulls up a location on Google Maps of a house in London. She grins as she saves the address; now that wasn't hard, and they haven't even moved in yet. She was excited to tell her friends, but remembered that half of them won't care, so she shrugs and continues.

She frowns when she sees that Dan had reported her, blocked her, and deleted her account.

'Oh well.' she thinks. 'We can play it that way as well'.


(this is took two days?!)

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