Sirdarkofiplier: Heheh that went Gud
Anteater: I'm ur manager
Sirdarkofiplier: Same
Ty: Lol for which band?
Gee: I call Dark
Ty: I call Anti
Breadbin: Bro... I kinda want Will tbh
Will: Do we have a say in this?
Breadbin: No
Sirdarkofiplier: Alright then
Anteater: Welp shit
Marky: I feel forgotten
Jacky: Me and Mark do the merch kay?
Mark: Yeet
Jacky: U send us the money too tho
Mikey: Miranda Collins just threw her bra at me
Mikey: I'm gunna fucking puke
Mikey: help pls she's trying to Kiss me
Gee: I'm fucking coming!
" Yo ass sack back the fuck off! He's ace you dumb fuck!" Gerard said pulling his little brother out from under the girl and into their van with the instruments. Mikey threw up all over inside a bucket, dry heaving as Frankie cooed him and rubbed his back. They sang to him as he vomited and cried. They knew he was only sixteen and terrified of any love. Asexuals had crushes, but the thought of physical love was disgusting to them, at least it was for Mikey. Mikey had only had one crush in his life, which didn't end well.
He kept throwing up until there was nothing left, Frank calmly picked up the bucket and threw it outside. They held Mikey as he sobbed, knowing that he would be like that all night. They drove him home before everyone came over to their house for the rest of the weekend. Mikey took a long shower, still zoned out having Gerard clean him for him. Mikey couldn't use baths, so Gerard calmly cleaned him while singing softly. " So long to all my friends, every one of them met tragic ends with every passing day, I'd be lying if I didn't say-"
" Thank you." Mikey whispered.
" Of course, anything for you Mikes I'll always be here for you." Gerard cooed while running his hands through Mikey's soaking hair. " Is this okay Mikes?" He asked.
Mikey nodded, leaning close to him, " It doesn't scare me when it's you or Frank, not any of us in our group. Tyler, you, Will, and Frank are my easiest people. Dallon is great too probably cause he knows what I'm going through." Mikey said, letting Gerard slip a baggy sweater on him.
" How?" Gerard asked, letting Mikey put his pants on himself.
" ...He's been raped before when he was younger, that's why he doesn't like it when Brendon tops." Mikey said softly.
" Oh, am I allowed to know this?" Gerard asked.
" Everyone does but Ryan and Spencer I'm sorry I thought you knew." Mikey replied. Letting Gerard comb through his bleached hair and lead him out of the bathroom.
" Ayyeeee bubs!" Frankie said running up to the both of them and hugging them tightly.
" Hiya pal!" Mikey said hugging him back.
" Frankie!" Gerard awed seeing once again how cute his lover was. Frank was wearing a big sweater with My Chemical Romance knitted messily on it, that went over their hands by a long shot, a black beanie with a red puff on the top, with combat boots and skinny jeans. They where so fucking cute. He just wanted to hug his lover all day.
" You are so fucking cute Frankie oh my god." Gerard said before picking them up and sitting on the couch, Frankie now sitting on his lap and putting their head on Gerard's chest. Frank had took off their makeup and now had their glasses on the bridge of their nose. Gerard thought Frank was the cutest little emo nerd he had ever seen. " Am not cute." Frank argued balling Gerard's shirt up in their fist and huffing out air. Gerard smiled.
" I can't believe that I have someone as great as you cupcake. Its literally Beauty and The Beast. You are so fucking beautiful Hun my little..."
" Flower child." Frank said giggling a bit.
" My little flower child." Gerard agreed. Grabbing Franks beanie from their head and putting it on himself, hearing Frank laugh. " Gee! You have a face for hats!" Frank exclaimed kissing him on the nose.
" Do I? Do I really?" Gerard asked sarcastically.
" Yeah!" Frank giggled fixing it slightly. Gerard grinned, before kissing Frank softly, and grabbing a flower crown of theirs from the table and putting it on their head. Making the other whine in protest. " No! The black one!" Frank begged laughing their amazing little laugh.
" You both are so pathetic." Spencer said before sitting down on the couch near them. He and Ryan where leaving in a few hours.
" At least they didn't keep their relationship a secret!" Will said plopping down next to Mikey, who leaned into him as Wilford began playing with his hair.
" Bro at least he had a relationship." Mark shot back laughing as he entered with Dallon and Anti. Pretty soon the whole gang was there messing around and talking about incest. They had a few shitty latex balloons of corn stalks around the room and they all drank coffee. By the end of the night Spencer and Ryan had left early for the drive, and they where down two members.
Spence: Goodbye you glorious fucks
Ryguy: Goodbye you degenerate scumbags
Gee: Love you too you fucking whores
Breadbin: The bin of wheat is here and love you you shitty hookers
Sirdarkofiplier: Bye bye you fat pieces of horse shit
Jish: See ya later you salty ass sticks
Ty: I'm not mean so just good bye... Really Josh?
Dad: Bye you marvelous bastards
Jacky: bye, I love you and also fuck u
Mikey: Bye you fucking losers
Ray: See you u fucking rats
Will: Bye you dip shits don't get shot
Fronk: Bye bye you mother fuckers
Markiplier: See ya in hell you jackasses
Spence: Wow I feel loved
Ryguy: Don't do drugs, crack is fucked up, keep it real you glorious bastards
(Ended 11:21 pm)
They all walked into school, and grinned like morons. At least a third of the school was wearing their band shirts, not even caring if they used to pick fights with them. They went to their lockers and where crowded by students that they never even knew.
" Um what's happening?" Gerard asked.
" I swear to fuck I probably did it on purpose!" Dark claimed laughing as even he was crowded.
" Okay okay oh fucking Kay what's going on here!?" Brendon yelled.
" Is this about the show?" Will asked Ray, who nodded.
" Dudes like fucking chill!" Frank yelled, quieting everyone. " What do you fucking want? If it's about MCR or Panic or TØP just calm down!"
" I got this fam." Dark said before literally shoving through everyone, making them whine in protest. But he got out of the mob, and then continued to talk to the group of teenagers. " If you want... If you have questions then come to us at lunch for fucks sake the bells gunna ring in four minutes you swines!" And they slowly filed out. Mikey walked behind the lockers for a bit until he reached his, that he had found and broken into... It was now his, but what was inside made him almost throw up.
" Gerard... I need you to like, help a bro out." Mikey said coming out of the back hall with a girls number in hand. Frankie perked up, " Bro they don't know what I am I'll slap her!" They offered. Mikey just shook his head, laughing slightly. " No really I just need someone really attractive to talk to her... Who classifies as a man." He said smirking.
" Will can you?" He asked. Will blushed and laughed. " I'm not the attractive one bro sorry!" He replied looking down at himself. He may not have seen it, but he was attractive. He wore today black skinnier jeans with a fitted sweatshirt, making him look built and taller. He had a beanie covering most of his hair, but a tuff of pink hair was out, he wore nerdy glasses and hadn't put his retainer in so he had a clearer deep voice. Next to his brothers he thought he was ugly, Dark and Mark where the class hotties, or so he though. Apparently they where, but he was too. But, it's your job to hate yourself isn't it?
" Will... You look hot, just go do this for Mikey." Dark said fixing Will's strings on his black hoodie and shoving him near a group of girls that had Miranda Collins, Melanie Martinez, and a girl that went by Hasley. They froze when he walked up to them with her number.
" Hi." He said smiling. Finding them freeze amusing.
" Hi?" They replied.
" Ya know this weekend when you attacked Mikey, just want to say he isn't interested, he's asexual you know what that is right?" He asked.
She shook her head dumbly. He laughed before replying " He doesn't like physical love or any real love... He doesn't get crushes or anything. You know what I'm hinting at?"
She just stared like he was talking gibberish, making him laugh again, " That means that you can't throw you fucking bra at him and attempt turning him on. Have a good day.. Ladies." He said nodding at them, Before turning and walking off. Crumpling her number up and throwing it away when he walked by the trashcan that Gerard rode in. He went back to his friends and fist bumped Mikey before the bell rang. " My baby brother's hot." Dark said winking at him, Wilford laughing. Frank ran ahead of the group to their homeroom which they had with Josh and Brendon. They ran to the board and looked in the drawer. They where in charge of writing the date on the board and the schedule. They felt a paper ball hit their head and turned around, a pissy look on their face.
" You saw me this weekend, I can kill with that guitar... Don't make me do it." They threatened. Josh laughed in the back, flipping off Matt the boy who had thrown the ball. Frankie nodded once before going back to the board. No one knew if they where a male or female at the school other than their group. The school supported them, and the two others in the school that classified at a-gender, or non binary, or gender queer. The school let them threaten girls, use they and them on files, any thing that you thought was a single sex thing. He could be on any boy or girls sports team as well.
" And I see your My Chemical Romance shirt under your jacket hun ya can't hide it." They said before finishing the board and grabbing his music book. They wrote their music during homeroom, Gerard did all lyrics and they did the music for the guitar. They sat next to Josh and Brendon and started, Brendon always wrote lyrics during that time as well, sometimes he mumbled the song under his breathe and had the whole class hear him. Today he was working on a song called This Is Gospel.
About halfway through homeroom he bursted into song, not caring that it was school. Of course everyone was used to it, " This is gospel for the fallen ones, Locked away in permanent slumber, Assembling their philosophies...From pieces of broken memories Oh, this is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my heart Oh, this is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my heart, The gnashing teeth and criminal tongues conspire against the odds, But they haven't seen the best of us yet..." Josh tapping his pencils against his desk to the beat.
Five minutes later he sang again. " If you love me let me go, If you love me let me go 'Cause these words are knives that often leave scars, The fear of falling apart, And truth be told, I never was yours...The fear, the fear of falling apart!" Josh now using his drum sticks he kept in his pocket.
Frankie using the Garage Band app to mimic Brendon, soon the entire song was being played in homeroom, the kids just listening quietly. " Do you think da...Dallon should sing backup for this is the beat of my heart?" He asked Frankie.
Frank nodded, before heading back to their music.
Jacky: You are all scumbags who deserve nothing in life
Dad: Fuck you
Breadbin: daddy :(
Gee: I AM SHAMING YOUR KINK
Fronk: No kink shaming ;(
Gee: *shames*
Jacky: Nuuuu
Ray: It is home room... Y we textin
Mikey: I have been asked out four times today all by different people.
Jish: Will save the smol child
Will: Imma comin u baby
Mikey: Shuddup I'm still here in this fucking school after you graduate :(
Sirdarkofiplier: Suck a dick
Fronk: Today we r putting our quotes in the yearbook Wat y'all gunna say?
Gee: " The Gerard Way who spray painted MCR on the principals car? The Gerard Way who rode in a garbage can all day screaming he was trash? The Gerard Way who choked a kid for calling him "punk"? The Gerard Way who trashed the office for the "Lolz" and went to jail?" -Spencer
Fronk: Oh nice
Breadbin: " The bit of wheat is here."- Breadbin Urine
Sirdarkofiplier: " Wait, we need to have a quote?... Fuck okay lemmi think... Umm..." -myself
Ty: " Joshua William Dun is mine back off." -me
Jish: " Twenty ish men who drive giant metal birds in the sky with o's with lines in them." - Dallon
Ray: " Holy crap did you see that flip? Went like... Sideways."- Frank Iero
Fronk: " Frankie... Frankie... Frenk... Frankie.. Frankie Iero... Frankie... Fronk... Frankie Frankie Frankie! Guess what?... I Love you!" - Gerard Way
Jacky: " One fish two fish fried fish fish stick ... Wait where was I?."- Tony Fischbach
Will: " I need to urinate MOVE OUT THE WAY YOU FIRM CORNSTALKS!"- Mark
Anteater: " Babe... I'm so drunk I can drink colors and smell the sun."- My boyfriend Tony.
Ray: We have problems...
Anteater: I dared the girl Hasley to put " I'm running on red bull and little girls tears, gotta love high school." By myself.
Breadbin: Daddy didn't you put " Mr. Weekes please don't chew that up... And you did it, please spit it out...it's not safe to eat gum from under the tables." By ur math teacher
Dad: Yeet
Breadbin: How the fuck are we graduating already?
Sirdarkofiplier: It feels like yesterday we where graduating third grade when I ate a bee
Breadbin: Yeet
Markiplier: I know right, I remember when we used to be kids and be slightly normal.
Jish: Not anymore
Dad: Normals boring
Ty: Wat about u isn't normal dally?
Dad: I have mind trauma
Ty: Can I from Wat?
Dad: I was raped and kidnaped for weeks and never grew out of it.
Dad: This happened when I was about 15 maybe
Gee: Shit man I'm sorry about that
Ray: You need us just text k?
Fronk: Yeet! We luv u DalPal
Dad: Luv y'all too
Markiplier: sHIT GUYSSJWNNDNVKS
Markiplier: 2000 SUBS AND COUNTING
Jacky: YEET YEET MOTHA FUCKAS
Sirdarkofiplier: My brother is famous
Anteater: Am I the only one who reads famous as Fay-Moose
Mikey: I DO
Jacky: Stupids
Anteater: Mikey we r gay moose now Kay?
Anteater: That is the best auto correct I've ever seen
Ray: This is the content I'm here for.
Breadbin: Fuck u Ray
Ray: Not today *wink emoji*
Breadbin:... Did u just
Mikey: OHHHH HE DID
Breadbin: Stfu Mikes!
Gee: Ray my baby u have sass...
Fronk: Am I the only one who noticed that next week we are graduating...
Fronk: After this what are we doing?
Sirdarkofiplier: We should all take a year off for work so Mikes can be with us when we do go to collage
Mikey changed his name to Mikes
Mikes: Gud idea
Gee: Let's go to Millberry
Fronk: They have music production, art, online acts, and art in general along with the regular classes.
Anteater: I'm in if y'all are
Ray: Agreed
Jacky: Yeet
Sirdarkofiplier: Why not I'll do Buisness management or what ever a manager for a band is.
Markiplier: Fuck this is happening!
Markiplier: YEET
Sirdarkofiplier: Shit guys we have work in ten mins
(Ended 2:56 pm)