Jacky: Guys

Sirdarkofiplier: Wat I'm working

Jacky: I want coffee

Gee: Dark get me coffee

Sirdarkofiplier: Nah brah

Gee: Tony mother fucking Fischbach

Sirdarkofiplier: No and also fuck u

Gee: Ahem...

Gee: I'm pretty I deserve coffee.

Sirdarkofiplier: THEN COME GET IT YOU FUCK NUT

Gee: words can't heart me cupcake nice try

Sirdarkofiplier: A knife to the chest will

Gee: A fist up your ass will

Sirdarkofiplier: Kinky lil shit

Gee: BITCH

Gee: I'm getting coffee tho

Fronk: Gimme some! Wait I wanna come!

Jacky: Frankie ur so innocent and pure

Jish: PROTECT THE SMOL BEAN

Ty: Hah Frankie suck it I'm not the bean anymore!

Jish: Yes you mother fucking are Tyler Robert Joseph look at you

Ty: Ur a dipcrap

Gee: I'm heading over Frankie ya ready?

Mikey: I'm going

Gee: Did I ask you?

Mikey: Our brotherly bond asked me not u

Will: Are you a triplet?

Will: No?

Will: What bond?

Markiplier: OOHHHHHHHHH

Sirdarkofiplier: Actually I'm ur cousin

Will: I will personally rip your balls off

Ty: Dang

Fronk: Holy fucking shit

Anteater: What did I miss?

Anteater: Oh my fucking god

Ty: I'm getting coffee as well

Dad: Me and Bren cannot make it children we apologize

Breadbin: We r busy making out

Mikey: Gross

Gee: Use protection children.

Dad: Okay mother thanks for the sex talk

Gee: Any time my children

Fronk: I've noticed that you flirt with everyone but yet I'm not jealous

Gee: habit... Born in New Jersey babe sometimes I flirted with people for dinner

Mikey: He isn't even joking

Mikey: He brought me left overs from random peoples houses.

Gee: We came here when Mikes was 15 so he never really had that problem...

Mikey: I would literally die no thanks.

Sirdarkofiplier: I need to no more of dis when u drink ur coffees

Breadbin: TELL TERRY I SAID HELLO

Sirdarkofiplier: Ok lol

(Ended 3:47 pm)

Gerard, Mikey, and Frankie walked into the small coffee shop in awe. It was warm, and smelt fucking amazing. Dark was at the counter taking the order of Jenna Black the popular girl at school, she was talking it up an awful lot. " What do you think is good? You have good taste right? Does my hair look good today?" She asked.

" Typical White girls like the caramel mocha, I do have good taste, and yes your hair does look good today. That'll be four bucks." Dark said smiling. She looked sad for a moment before perking up again. " You long have you had your hair like that? It looks cool with the sides red and the rest shaved! No one else does it, that's cool!"

" Um Josh Dun, both my brothers, and Anti do that." He replied.

" Can you show me?" She asked.

Dark bit his lip in annoyance and took off his hat that he finally got back from Brendon. She reached over the counter to feel it and nodded. " You done now? Because your coffee isn't even started yet." Dark said fluffing up his hair and putting the hat back on.

" How often do you shower?" She asked. Mikey and Gerard began laughing, Frank going up there calmly.

" He showers Every morning and can you please hurry up?" They asked.

" Sorry... I'll get you on your break! And I'll take the caramel one!" She said pulling out a five. Dark took the five and didn't give her any change, he went out back for a few seconds before coming back out. " Wait for a bit ill call ya up when it's ready." He said smiling at her and she walked away.

" Thank fuck Frankie you're the best person like ever."

" I know! Gee can have a plan black coffee, Mikey can't drink coffee Gerard won't let him... Hot chocolate for me and Mikes please." Frankie said taking out a twenty. Dark took the twenty and gave back eleven. He went out back and came back with four cups. He gave Frankie three. They walked away and handed them to the boys. Dark jumped over the counter and walked over to Jenna Black.

He handed her the coffee and she thanked him. " Hey tell Tyler I said hi!" She said blushing a bit. He wanted to blame it on the cold but he knew she liked Tyler. She couldn't even speak to him, he was bi after all she could have had a chance without Josh. He grinned, " I'll do that, as soon as he gets back from his date."

" Date?" She asked.

" Yeah with Josh Dun, they're dating." Dark explained. " Sorry about that, thought ya knew. He isn't gay, he's bi. He and Josh got a good thing going on here, I could always tell you if they break up, but I doubt it."

" Oh..." She said sadly. Taking a sip of her coffee. " This is really good." She said taking another sip.

" You're popular, you can have anyone Jenna. You are a strong, independent, badass woman who doesn't need a man in life because you are good enough alone. And that coffee was only three bucks sorry about taking five, it's cold outside be careful and goodbye!" Dark said leading her outside. " Also we only have to go to school for three days this week sense graduation is next week!"

Mikey was sat at the table with Frankie and Gerard watching the whole thing. Will ran in out of breathe. He shoved into Dark and hugged him tightly, Mark walked in slowly after. " Will what's wrong?" Dark asked already leading him to the back room.

" Tess is here!" Will said panicked.

" As in my mother?" Dark asked.

" Who the fuck else?" Will yelled.

" Okay okay calm down... It's fine Will breathe... Good. Now does she know that I know?" He asked grabbing a piece of gum from his pocket.

" I think so." Mark answered for Will.

" Why is this a huge deal?" Dark asked.

" Then she might want to take custody of you." Mark said.

" I'm 19 and have my own house and a job, I'm in the process of quitting smoking and am already planning gigs and making deals for MCR. Also lets not forget that I have sucky anger shit. I'm practically allowed to start my midlife crisis by now."

" But... She's gunna wanna talk about it." Mark warned.

Will began freaking out, Dark calmly shutting the door and sitting him on the floor. " Will try to match my breathing okay? In and out... I'll be fine, we will be fine. Tess won't take me away, we are okay... Breathe..."