Mikes: When is she comin
Gee: Omg
Gee: Does she drive a gray Ford Explorer
Sirdarkofiplier: Yep
Will: fuck
Breadbin: It's okay we are gunna be together and fine
Jish: It's fine!
Markiplier: Guys
Markiplier: Mom and dad left me and will the house
Sirdarkofiplier: Where they moving?
Anteater: BABE THE DRYER BROKE
Dad: how
Anteater: How was I supposed to know that u don't put fuckin soap in it
Jish: It's a frickin dryer
Jish: wtf
Dad: Omg loser
Anteater: Stfu
Sirdarkofiplier: You. Are. A. Idiot.
Markiplier: GUYS TESS IS HERE WTF ARE YOU PANICKING ABOUT A DRYER
Sirdarkofiplier: Is wtf supposed to say why the fuck here
Will: Yeet
Markiplier: You r all raisins
Breadbin: YOU ARE A MOIST TOWELETTE
Dad: Wtf
Breadbin: GUYS TESS IS WAITING AT THE DOOR
Will: Fuck
Sirdarkofiplier: I'll be home in like 5 mins lemmi tell terry
Breadbin: fuckin love her Terry is lit as fuck
(Ended 5:53 pm)
Jacky: Is your booty from McDonald's cause I'm lovin it
Dad: what the fuck
Jacky: Are you in bed? Mind if I slytherin?
Jacky: Im Microsoft mind if I crash with you?
Dad: Yes
Jacky: Are you my appendix because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
Jacky: I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
Markiplier: Yes.
Jacky: Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you
Sirdarkofiplier: One night with me and they'll be calling you moaning Myrtle *smirk emoji*
Dad: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mikes: Shots fucking fired
Gee: I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in.
Sirdarkofiplier: OH MY GOD
Ray: YOU DIDN'T
Breadbin: HE FUCKING DID
Mikes: I am proud to call you my brother
Gee: *bows*
Fronk: Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own...
Ty: SICK
Jish: KILL ME IM SO DONE
Jish: Pass the bleach pls
Gee: Nah fam I need it
Ray: My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood
Mikes: ARE YOU FUCKING SERUS
Mikes: Black
Jacky: Woooooooooow
Sirdarkofiplier: Guys let me be clear here Tess is like fucking siko
Gee: I wanna meet her does she look like u?
Sirdarkofiplier: we have da same nose and eyes I think
Will: Yeet
Markiplier: You have her nose and eyes, and everything else is ur dads
Markiplier: Well u have her hair color
Fronk: Omg guys gee is heelying down the street to ur house
Anteater: I am so glad I can see Gerard with heelys
Ray: Those r mine
Mikes: He steals them all da time
Mikes: He once heelyed away from the math teacher when she tried giving him hm
Jacky: Oh I remember that lol
Gee: I have arrived
(Ended 7:12 pm)