" What about this one! Oh my god this is perfect!" Mikey gushed, holing a clean red bass with black rims and detailed with flames, it was slightly larger, but Mikey could easily play it as he started the beginning to Teenagers.
" It sounds fucking sick! What about this one for me? Too black?" Pete asked, holding a Matt black bass with silver rims and a silver lined strap. He played a unfamiliar riff and Mikey clapped.
" Ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod this is so cool! How much did you bring?" Mikey asked, checking the price of Pete's bass. Six hundred and eighty dollars,
" I've been saving and I brought my card so I have more than enough. What about you?"
" I have a card, but there's only like maybe a thousand on there. I always take the cash out for my pay in rent." Mikey said, seeing the price tag on his being a little over six hundred.
Mikes: We just spent over 1 grand on 2 basses
Peet: yep lol
Ray: That's a lot fam
Gee: It better be good
Peet: It sounds sick as fuck
Mikes: it really does!
Peet sent a photo
Jacky: It won't load tf is it
Sirdarkofiplier: It's of Peter and Michael holding basses flipping the camera off.
Will: WITH THE FUCKING DOG FILTER AUDNEKXNSQKMA
Frenk: If that isn't couple goals idk what is
Gee: Us *hair flip*
Frenk: Shit fam u rite
Mikes: WE. ARE. NOT. DATING.
Peet: Let me dream pls
Mikes: Peter... Lewis... Kingston... Wentz... The MOTHER FUCKING THIRD
Peet: I'm sorry
Mikes: It's ok
Peet: Gud lets get comics
Mikes: First food
Peet: But I'm not hungry rn
Mikes: Don't make me say this over text bud... Don't.
Gee: Shit fam u better eat
Peet: For fucks sake fine
Mikes: Yay!
(Ended 10:53 am)
" If you eat a six inch sub I'll actually notice you. Do we have a deal Pete Wentz?" Mikey asked, raising an eyebrow as Pete winced ever so slightly. He knew Pete was counting the calories up, his brother had gone through something similar in the past.
" It's only 330 calories, please Pete. You won't be hungry ever again on my watch, there is no fucking way you won't work these calories off at practice. Please," Mikes whispered, as they both went to the counter in the small shop to order.
" What do you want? I'll order for you." Pete said, " I don't have anxiety but you do. Josh told me after fixing my messy hair. I'm guessing a six inch of wheat, turkey cheese lettuce and tomatoes?" Pete said, holding Mikey's left hand softly for comfort. Mikes kind of liked it,
" Pickles too and you're golden. You can have anything but it has to be at least six inches. Please? And a root beer!" Mikes said, giggling as Pete waltzed to the girl behind the counter and flashed a weak attempt at a smile. As if he made it obvious he wasn't going to flirt, as he was known for.
" I need a six inch on wheat, turkey, American cheese, with lettuce tomatoes and pickles, light mayo." He mumbled.
She smiled and nodded, swinging her hips flirtatiously as she turned around to get the bread. He laughed, not his 'I'm with MikeyWay yay' laugh, more like his 'what the fuck just don't even try why are you so extra' laugh. Mikey giggled from their seats he had chosen.
" And anything else today pretty boy?" She asked, Pete frowning. Mikey shot daggers at her, he had a weird feeling of, pain and... Is that jealously? No no no no that can't be right? He doesn't well.. Shouldn't care if that cute girl calls Pete pretty boy, should he? Mikey called him that. It felt right, unlike that bitch.
" A six inch meatball with American cheese toasted. And please don't call me that." Pete said, Taking a twenty dollar bill from his back pocket and putting it on the counter. " And two large cups for the soda fountain. That'll be all, keep the change." He replied, taking the bag of subs and two cups. When he turned he saw Mikey in front of him.
" I'm actually gunna get a bag of chips. Be right back pretty boy," he said, smirking at Pete's blush and the girls sigh. He took a bag of potato chips and the girl said he would use part of Pete's change. Mikey thanked her and took Pete's hand, tugging him to their table.
" What. Was. That." Pete said, smirking at Mikey who just realized what he had done.
" Is Michael James Way jealous that a common female was hitting on me?" Pete teased, earning a slap on the hand from Mikey. He laughed as Mikey blushed and cursed him out while digging into his sub.
Pete hesitantly took a bite of his sub and fought the urge to gag, it was good yes, but oh so fattening. Mikey looked at him calmly and handed him his drink, Pete took a sip of it and Mikey grinned. " More? You're doing great." He praised, running a hand through Pete's hair. Pete swallowed and nodded.
He had eaten half of the sub, and drank about all of his soda. Mikey each bite praising him and patiently waiting for him to finish. At the end he had thrown the rest away and excused himself to the bathroom. Mikey frowned and got up to follow, Pete grimacing.
" I'm not going to puke it up Mikey." he whispered.
" Just making sure." Mikey replied, munching on a straw while going to the bathroom with Pete.
Gee: I. Want. To. Know. What's. Going. On. In. Petekey.
Breadbin: The bin of wheat agrees.
Dad: I'm gay
Frenk: I'm gayer
Sirdarkofiplier: I'm gayest
Ty: Gerard is gayest
Gee: H
Anteater: Guys I have snacks u wanna hang?
Gee: IVE GOT FUCKING MIXED NUTS
Gee: And gourmet fucking fruit gels
Gee: B R O
Philly: Heyyyyyyyyy
Ray: Hi
Ty: Hello
Jishwa: Salutations
Philly: hav I evar told u
Philly: that I Luvv Danny
Kenny: U ok fam?
Ty: Are you drunk Phil?
Spaniel: Sorry about him lol
Will: when do u guys move out?
Spaniel: Four days
Will: When do u start packing?
Spaniel: Tomorrow, if Phil isn't hung over anyways
Gee: Fuck I wanna see what petekey is doing
Mikes: Nm wbu
Gee: FUCK MIKEY
Peet: I WISH (jk)
Mikes: Wow bitch am I not physically pleasing? Am i gross to you Pete Wentz?
Peet: shIT MIKEY YES
Gee: MIKEY NO USE PROTECTION
Mikes: JUSt BECaUSe u ProBabLY haVe KIds U DonT KNoW aBOut DoesNT MEan I wILL
Frenk:... Wat
Peet: Pls tell
Gee: oh lol I used to in jersey sell my body to people for money and dinner and shit. Some times people wouldn't give me condoms so... I probably have like five kids...
Peet: Shit fam
Mikes: Pete Y do u h8 me
Peet: YES MICHAEL I PETER DO INDEED HATE YOU. ITS NOT LIKE IVE HAD AN OBVIOUS CRUSH ON YOU FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS.
Mikes: let's get comics pretty boy
Sirdarkofiplier: That's so gay
Dad: Ur so gay
Breadbin: Daddy I'm gay fuck me
Dad: 1, I know u are. 2, let's do it baby boy
Ty: PDA EW
Jishwa: PDA IS FUCKIN NASTYYYYY
Ty: *dramatically sighs* JOSHUA
Jishwa: *turns around majestically* TYLER
Ty: P.R.O.F.A.N.I.T.Y.
Jishwa: BOIIIII
Ty: U STAHP CUSSIN PLS JERSH
Jishwa: sry baby
(Ended 11:43 pm)
Anteater: Babe
Sirdarkofiplier: Vat do u vant
Anteater: Fuck u
Sirdarkofiplier: I'm not the bottom bud
Anteater: damn
Sirdarkofiplier: U have 206 bones in ur body,
Anteater: Yeah
Sirdarkofiplier: Want one more?
Anteater: OOOOHHHH
Sirdarkofiplier: Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Anteater: ...
Sirdarkofiplier: You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, u cream in my mouth.
Anteater: TRU
Peet: Guys pls no we r in a store and I just snorted
Mikes: The fuck
Frenk: Dark where u find those pick up lines boi?
Sirdarkofiplier:
Frenk: Thnx
Gee: Suhhhh
Ty: No.
Gee: h
Ty: N o .
Gee: S~u~h~h~h~h~
Ty: N~o~.
Breadbin: Hey I'm curious what Petekey is doing
Spaniel: Someone go stalk them
Frenk: I'll do it I'm smol
Gee: U r smol but Mikey could pick u out anywhere
Frenk: r00d
Jishwa: Hey who's turn is it to play at the cafe?
Dad: We just finished but I stayed cause there's a new band playing and they needed a base.
Jishwa: Who's da band?
Peet: Boi u replacing me?
Dad: THIS IS YOUR BAND?!
Peet: Yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Dad: Ur singer is fuckin good
Breadbin: ADD THEM TO THE CHAT U FUCKNUT
Peet: The only one who has kik is patty
Breadbin: M
Peet has added Patty to the chat
Patty: ok
Breadbin: The bin of wheat welcomes you child
Jishwa: Salutations
Ray: ... Patty... CAKE
Mikes: RAY I D
Jacky: Oi Mark is at work I'm bored.
Ray: hehehehheheheheheheheehehehehhehehehheh
Jacky: Here comes jersh
Jishwa: RAY FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK
Ray: * hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Jacky: CALLED IT BITCHHHH
Jishwa: Thnx *kissy emoji* and Jack yes, you called it.
Jacky: Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Patty: What happened?
Jishwa: BLAME IT ON THE OCD BABYYYYYYYY
Jishwa:
Ty: DA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Patty: Lol so you have OCD?
Jishwa: Yes.
Gee: Welcome to Jack's group chat for fucking messed up babu's. (And we are all super gay)
Patty: So u all like? Share your mental health shit?
Dad: Ya
Dad: Let's do names, pronouns, problems, instruments, sexuality
Dad: I'm Dallon, the oldest at 22, he/him, I have mind trauma from a kidnapping and rape thing known as PTSD,I play bass, and I'm just hella gay.
Breadbin: I'm Brendon, Dallon's bf, he/him, I have ADHD, I sing and play guitar and piano, I'm hella gay.
Gee: I'm Gerard Arthur Way, I'm the best at age 18, he/him. I am working out a alcohol addiction and I'm a bit feminine, I'm pansexual. I sing.
Frenk: I'm Frank Anthony Iero Jr, I'm the most badass person you'll meet at age 18. They/them, I don't think that I have any problems other than trying to quit smoking like Dark. I play rhythm guitar and sing a bit. I'm bi
Jishwa: Josh Dun, 18, he/him, OCD, drums.
Ty: Mark and Jack are dating, Gerard and Frank, Anti and Dark, Brendon and Dallon, Me and Josh, and Mikey as ace but has a sweet spot for Pete, and Will is Demi but isn't looking for a relationship, Ray is single and not looking for a relationship. Josh has OCD, I have blurry and anxiety, Mikey is ace... Very ace. Will has anxiety, Ray has a past alcohol addiction, Brendon has ADHD and is a feminine male, Dallon has mind trauma, Dark has MPD and anger issues, Anti has stalker like tendencies, Frank is non binary, Gerard is working out a alcohol addiction, Jack and Mark are normal I guess other than anxiety and being not social. Gerard, Frank, Ray, and Mikey are in a band called My Chemical Romance, Bren, Kenny, and Dally so far are a band called Panic! At The Disco, and Josh and I are Twenty One Pilots
Patty: Who's Kenny?
Dad: He's our other guitarist. He was the one that had the bright blue guitar. He left to go to his moms house for her birthday earlier.
Patty: Well I'm Patrick, I'm 20 and ace but straight. I stutter when talking badly but never when singing. I'm in a band called Fall Out Boy and we just had our first tour end. I play guitar, sing, drums, and a lot of stuff I guess. I like fedoras, Broadway, and fluffy animals.
Mikes: ACE BUDDIES
Peet: *i will change that Mikeyway*
Mikes: I'd like to see you try pretty boy
Jishwa: Ew... A hetero
Ray: r00d
Markiplier: Sweetie, honey, you aren't straight Ray Toro.
Ray: Bitch how?
Markiplier: Darling, you gave that Thomas Harper a blow job for five bucks and a yogurt land gift card.
Ray: YOGURT LAND
Markiplier: U watch Glee with us every Saturday night! Y
Ray: h8 u
Jishwa: If you tell us da truth I will add Felix and see how uncomfortable Will issssssss
Ray: Fuck u
Will: YOU LITTLE SHIT
Will: I WIL YOU
Will: FUCKIN FIGHT ME
Will: I GET FREE PIZZA U WHORE
Ray: I may be a little tiny bit pan?
Will: FUUUUUUUUUU
Jishwa has added A FUCKING DUCK
A FUCKING DUCK: Oh hi
Ty: Hello! Name, pronouns, sexuality, any mental issues you may need us to know, and anything that interests you? If you don't feel comfortable sharing that's fine!
A FUCKING DUCK changed his name to Felix
Felix: My names Felix, he/him, I have anxiety, migraines, and insomnia. I like video games, pugs, and books. I'm like... Really gay.
Felix: Please don't tell anyone!
Will: Your secrets safe w/ us
Jacky: so Felix, if you please read up, you'll be met with everything that is happening!
Patty: So like... What do you guys talk about?
Peet: Guys we r on our way back.
Gee: IS PETEKEY REAL?
Patty: Is petekey Pete and Mikey's ship name?
Gee: Yup
Frenk: If u say it isn't I'm dying rn
Mikes: Depends if pretty boy grows some guts and asks
Peet: ?
Mikes: ?
Peet: No. Fucking. Way
Mikes: HOPEFULLY YOU GET ONE WAY BUD I MEAN COME ON
Gee: heheh I get it
Jacky: Way
Dad: Like Mikey Way
Breadbin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mikes: And maybe a fucking way depends on who would top. You seem like one so probs you cause ur like super buff and shit
Dad: I'm a literally tree and I top though
Breadbin: And I'm short and a slut daddy
Markiplier: PDA
Patty: This drama tho
Will: FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK! (I'm telling you to fuck)
Ty: Ok but r they dating yet?
Peet: Let me find out ty
Mikes: "MikeyWay, you beautiful fucking creature. Will you do me the honor of being my boyfriend?"- Petey
Peet: " Fuck yeah pretty boy, it's about time." -MikeyWay
Gee: GENTLEMEN (FRANKIE) WE HAVE MADE IT
Sirdarkofiplier: WOOOOOW
Felix: Did something amazing happen?
Patty: ~PETER GOT A BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~
Ty: ~fren~
Felix: Daaaaaamn
Felix changed his name to Pewdiepie
Pewdiepie: That's adorable
Gee: Git ur asses home so I can pick on ur PDA
Mikes: Gee, I've legit held his hand once.
Peet: For just a dollar a day you can change that.
Jishwa: I would donate my fucking soul to that
Ty: PROFANITY JERSH
Jishwa: Sorry ty ty
Pewdiepie: ?
Will: Honey I'm home from work
Sirdarkofiplier: Make me a sandwich
Will: I don't live with u fuck nuts
Anteater: Make me a sandwich Will ffs
Breadbin: Dude u know wat?
Patty: What
Breadbin: IN THREE DAYS IS OUR TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY DADDY!
Dad: Oh trust me baby boy I know
Mikes: Dally buddy what do u have planned? U have no money
Dad: OH SHIT I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
Dad: So like... Apparently my aunt died a few Weekes ago. And she had like a shit ton of money. Like she was a millionaire. And I may have gotten a bit of cash from her death.
Pewdiepie: Did u just make a pun?
Will: U MADE A FUCKING WEEKES PUN
Breadbin: AND WE HAVE MONEY
Anteater: How much?
Dad: three point five million... No biggie.
Gee: BITCH THATS A BIG BIGGIE
Ray: FUCK
Frenk: Buy me TB
Patty: Fuck that's awesome dude!
Dad: And I may have gotten her company which is a music production place that I went to college for... so I'm gunna be making a lot of money...
Breadbin: Daddy we're gunna be rich!
Dad: Annnnnnnd we may be spending Christmas together as a family in Hawaii... All of us. I'll add Patrick and Felix if they feel comfortable enough.
Ray: YOU ARE PAYING FOR ALL 19 OF US TO GO TO HAWAII
Philly: Um as much as we would love too, me and Dan will be in college then and we are moving out tomorrow. Sorry!
Ray: YOU ARE PAYING FIR ALL 17 OF US TO GO TO HAWAII
Patty: I can't go guys sorry! I'm making dinner for the family this year!
Pewdiepie: And I always have it with my dad, and I barely know you guys.
Ray: YOU ARE PAYING FOR ALL 15 OF US TO GO TO HAWAII
Mark: R u legit?
Dad: Yeah
Dad: MEET UP SOMEWHERE WHERE DO WE GO THIS TIME?
Peet: um we can go to my place. My mom lives with me if that's okay.
Dad: Alright let's head to Pete's. Next to Jack right?
Peet: Yep my mom won't care at all
(Ended 12:43 pm)
For you,
Stay alive guys, for me. I know it's hard, but you can do this. Life is rough, you may think their is no difference between life and death. The difference is for life you must try your hardest to make it happen as long as you can. Where as death is easy to get to, and forever. Please think about your loved ones. They need you, we need you, I need you, stay alive, and remember. You still have to change the world,
reagan