Carolstine: What's Danger Days?
Jacky: Oh god
Markiplier: Here we go
Pewdiepie: Huh?
Gee: DANGER DAYS IS THE FUCKING BEST IDEA OUR BAND HAS HAD YET. ITS A COMIC THAT MIKES AND I WROTE AS CHILREN AND EFIJ VOMKCDWRECMOK
Mikes: How did you find out?
Carolstine: Bc I found a drawing earlier that said danger days, party poison with a drawing of some hot guy w/ red hair in tight ass clothes with a mask over their eyes.
Gee: Aww
Frenk:...
Carolstine: ?
Dad: welp
Sirdarkofiplier: Suhh
Ty: We should get ready for tonight fam
Gee: It's a self portrait of me as party poison the leader of the Killjoys. Frankie put three dots bc they're a jealous bean
Frenk: He's mine
Carolstine: that's perfectly fine, my heart is stolen by Jenna Black
Ty: Lol
Sirdarkofiplier: Ohhhh she's a regular at the cafe
Carolstine changed her name to Carl
Carl: O
Peet: Oh shit can we hook u guys up
Breadbin: WE CAN PLAY MATCH MAKER AH
Dad: Tyler what's Jenna's sexuality?
Ty: She's pan in the closet (I think)
Jishwa: WE. CAN. PLAY. MAKEOVERS.
Ty: YES
Gee: OKAY WHO EVER IS HELPING WITH THE MAKEOVER GO TO BRALLON'S HOUSE IM COMING
Breadbin: I'm gunna need Carl, Joshler, Ferard, dally long legs, and bring all the makeup you have. Carl bring ur closet while ur at it. Wat r u wearing rn?
Gee: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT U LOOK LIKE
Carl: Right now I'm wearing overall shorts cut at the knees with converse. My shirt is stripes white and lime green.
Gee: Wat color is ur hair?
Carl: Blonde with red tips
Carl: Jish remember when u used to dye my hair for me and ma would get so mad
Jishwa: Yep *laughing emoji* she was pissed
Ty: REMEMBER WHEN U PUT PINK HAIR DYE IN UR DADS SHAMPOO
Carl: Omgggg *laughing emoji* yes!
Gee: U guys r adorable
Mikes: me and Pete got four turkeys for thanksgiving
Peet: *five
Mikes: And a whole bunch of vegan shit for frenkoreo
Jishwa: :)
Ty: :)
Frenk: : )
Dad: Why Frank why
Breadbin: What's the man's story
Frenk: He sniffs out crimes
Peet: He saves the world
Kenny: He sniffs
Kenny: And brings justice
Breadbin: Y u never on Kenny : (
Kenny: I barely use my phone ; )
Dad: Heheh he used a wink
Gee: everyone here now let's get started
(Ended 8:18 am)
When Josh and Tyler got there Brendon and Gerard where arguing. Gerard held Caroline's original outfit and Brendon held a beige sweater with burgundy skinny jeans and tall boots. Tyler was looking through the closet, his ever trusting ukulele strapped into his back. Josh with his drum sticks in his pocket.
" Jenna is a pretty stylish girl she will like classy clothes!" Brendon argued.
" But this outfit is cute and kiddish! She's a beautiful girl and has that adorable face! Like Frankie! You just want to squish her cheeks! She needs to dress cute!"
" Elegant!"
" Cute!"
" Classy!"
" Adorable!"
" Caroline!" Caroline giggled. Wearing a tank top and shorts.
" Guys Jenna, no offense Bren, will find gee's outfit cute. She dresses more classy, but likes girls who are fun and cute. Which Caroline is." Tyler cut in.
Gee squealed. " That'll be adorable!"
Brendon just huffed, strutting away in his elegant black heels, " If you don't like my ideas than I'll just go with people who appreciate me!" To Dallon's office, where he spent half his work days at home. Tyler just smiled and Gerard gave a hah. Frank walked in, with three boxes stacked over their head.
" Honey you remembered! But sweetie we only need the bottom case." Gerard replied, walking over and taking them from Frank's grip, kissing them before turning to Caroline.
" We have until noon when Jenna normally goes to the coffee shop. Dark's watching but we should stick to schedule. Tyler can you help me with the makeup? Frankie doesn't get this stuff." Gerard giggled, grabbing the clothes and chucking them at Caroline. " Get changed."
Caroline without hesitation stripped and changed. She was a pretty girl, light blonde and blue eyes, small amount of freckles dotting her nose and cheeks, strong cheek bones, a sturdy nose, and slightly crooked white teeth. Her eyebrows full and eye lashes long. She was very pretty, but also very strong minded. She didn't take no for an answer. Her anorexia was an issue, and she was scrawny. Her social anxiety was a large issue as well, but she had gotten better with Josh's help.
" Okay it's on." She said, all the boys turning back around and Gerard starting with her eye makeup. All he was doing was mascara because she was naturally pretty. Frank texted Dark and made sure she wasn't there.
Her blonde and red hair was in loose pigtails French braided down her head. She wore her converse and blue socks, overalls cut at the knees and one strap hanging loose. She looked great, Gerard had did a good job.
" You look amazing!" Josh said, fixing a few loose strands of her hair that fell awkwardly. He quickly adjusted the strap that hung loose and he stepped back. " Gerard you are amazing." He said, linking his hand with Tyler's. His lip twitched and Tyler squeezed his hand. " Want to go for a walk jishwa?" He asked, sensing the man's oncoming OCD attack. " Come on," he encouraged.
Sirdarkofiplier: What's her face is here
Carl: OMW IM DED
Kenny: Bread we r all set up
Breadbin: Thnx
Dad: Did u tune shit yet or no
Kenny: Yepperdoo
Dad: Yay
Gee: guacamole
Frenk: No
Ray: E
Frenk: NO
Ty: Um
Jishwa: um
Carl: Guys I can't do this she's too beautiful and amazing and cool
Will: Um let's give her a Brendon pep talk
Carl: What?
Dad: Oh god here we go
Markiplier: Bren can type fast but give him a min
Jacky: He's gunna go all out
Ray: Lol
Dad: We r here T I want coffeeeeee
Sirdarkofiplier: U r rich now buy ur own u shit
Dad: : ) ok
Frenk: E
Ray: N O
Jishwa: Proof read?
Breadbin: OKAY BITCH LETS GET ONE FUCKING THING STRAIGHT. I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE NERVOUS AND MY ASS IS SORE BUT FUCK IT (LITERALLY). YOU ARE THE FIRST AND ONLY GIRL IN THIS GOD DAMN CHAT AND LET ME TELL U SOMETHING. YOU IS SMART AND WORTHY AND BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING AND EQUALLY AS COOL AS JENNA. YOU HAVE A CUTE ASS OUTFIT AND ARE ADORABLE AT ALMOST EVERYTHING YOU DO. WE ARE ALL FUCKING GAY HERE BUT EVEN WE SEE YOU'RE PRETTY. GET OUT THERE AND MAKE YOUR PARENTS PROUD. (ME AND DAL) AND AFTER IF IT GOES GOOD WE CAN ALL GOSSIP ABOUT IT AND EVEN IF IT GOES BAD WE WILL EAT ICE-CREAM AND WATCH RU PAULS GREAT DRAG RACE PLANNING OUR NEXT JENNA DAY. ARE YOU FUCKING READY TO STEAL SOMEONE'S HEART BC YOU SHOULD BE. YOU LOOK FUCKING GREAT, IM SO SO FUCKING SORRY THAT YOU FEEL YOU ARE TOO BIG AND I HOPE TO GOD WE CAN HELP YOU AND PETE.
Dad: Daughter?
Carl: FATHER
Carl: HOW THE FRICK FRACK PATTY WACK DID THAT MOTIVATE ME
Mikes: OMG we have to show u the video of our graduation talk
Breadbin: The bin of wheat is hear, queer, and is good at giving a cheer
Gee: Heheheheheh
Jishwa: :)
Ty: : )
Dad: He back
Dad: Hello
Ty: He sniffed
Jishwa: *sniff*
Carl: I'm going in :-/
Breadbin: Go my child and win her heart
Dad: Good luck daughter
Carl: Thnx mom and dad
Gee: CAN I BE THE UNCLE
Frenk: Gud luck Carl
Carl: Thnx uncles
Gee: Oh shit I'm too young to be an uncle : (
Dad: I'm 22
Breadbin: Gawd Gee
Gee: I Y
Peet: I wanna be the dog
Mikes: Wait does that make me a uncle 2
Carl: Yes
Carl: Dark what's her fav drink
Sirdarkofiplier: Vanilla caramel iced fat free late with two spoons of actual sugar stirred in, with NO CHERRIES... I think
Carl: Ew
Sirdarkofiplier: Ikr. Get a vanilla coffee it's gr8
Carl: Yeeee I'm going in
Breadbin: in between songs we should talk to make u look cool ; )
Kenny: U make us seem more cool than we already r
Dad: Rn
Dad: We r gunna be fucking famous someday
Carl: Okay guys I'm sitting down in the front at a table
Kenny: Heyyyyyy
Carl: Heyyyyyyy
Anteater: Wtf is happening I need inside eyes : (
Sirdarkofiplier: Dal is talking to her rn. Jenna is looking at them blushing. Brendon and Kenny are setting up final things
Sirdarkofiplier: Okay Dal left after a min and now they r getting started w/ music
Sirdarkofiplier: Jenna keeps looking between C and the band
Sirdarkofiplier: C is watching and sipping the coffee
Frenk: GUACAMOLE
Anteater: No
Ray: E
Ty: Um
Jishwa: Hey should we have someone sit with Caroline?
Gee: Ooh yeah why didn't I think of that
Carl: Send help she's looking
Ty: Should we sense we r best frens
Carl: E
Gee: Heheh come
Gee: ****cum
Gee: ****c u m
Anteater: No
Ray: Guacamole
Gee:
Markiplier: NO
Peet: guys my job consists of literally sitting in meetings and taking notes of what people r saying and nodding.
Mikes: D
Peet: GUACAMOLE
Jacky: **** E
Ty: We r here
Jishwa: : )
Carl: Act all couple ish to make it known that ur gay pls
Ty: E
Jishwa: Holding hands and shit?
Ty: JERSH profanity
Jishwa:****shiz
Carl: Yeeeep
Frenk: Guys I want to buy a turkey
Markiplier: We have five?
Frenk: A P E T
Dad: O
Carl: Y
Frenk: as a child
Gee: Ew
Frenk: u can name it
Jishwa: Y a turkey tho
Ray: Mroron
Breadbin: Mroron
Mikes: Mroron
Peet: Mroron
Ray: h8 u
Ty: No u don't
Ray: Goddamn ur right
Mikes: I
Mikes: Fuck
Mikes: Pete
Mikes: I can't type
Mikes: I just realized that looks like I'm saying that I top Pete
Peet: But u don't
Gee: U M
Gee: W H A T
Gee: U HAD TH S
Mikes: OH I NEVER TOLD U
Ty: WHAT DID U LIKE IT
Dad: OOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT
Breadbin: FUCK WhEnNN N
Breadbin: PEET U GOT IT
Peet: Um last nite
Mikes: Le me just say,
Peet: O god
Mikes: SOOO much better than Carter
Markiplier: OH
Jacky: PEET U SLY DOG
Peet: :O
Mikes: OKAY BUT LIKE IM BEING SERIOUS IT WAS SO GOOD
Breadbin: AHAHAH
Dad: JESUS CHRIST THIS IS TH T
Gee: is he kinky tho
Mikes: Um
Peet: Um
Will: THEY BOTH ARE
Ray: Okay but what kinks
Peet: Um
Anteater: TELL
Mikes: Do u care p?
Peet: Nah Idc hon
Mikes: So like... Bondage is really hot?
Peet: Aaaaand?
Mikes: I maaaaaay have a tiny praise thing...
Peet: There we go ;)
Gee: Oh my god this is awesome
Carl: GUYS THATS GREAT!
Ty: update: Jenna has been looking for while
Carl: She IS COMING I CANT DO THOS
Jishwa: SHES HERE UUENDDWXIKMQWO
Peet: Gooooood luuuuuuuuuuck
Will: Wait mikes did u like it?
Mikes: YES
Will: So ur not ace?
Sirdarkofiplier: That's what I'm thinking. He may be Demi like u
Breadbin: DEMI LAVATO I S
Ty: Want us to trade places with u panic?
Kenny: Suuuuuuure
Kenny: I have to go in ten minutes anyways. I have to help my mom. She's sick again
Jishwa: We'll switch out! We have the box and uke in the car
Breadbin: Let's get this straight
Markiplier: We aren't straight
Breadbin: LETS GET THIS GAY R U HAPPY
Peet: No
Mikes: Løl
Ty: : (
Breadbin: Mikey isn't ace, he's made love. Our child has grown up and been fucked. AWWW
Mikes: Yep basically
Peet: excuse me five head it's called " Making love" u shit
Dad: burn
Breadbin: daddy : (
Ty: he sniff
Dad: : )
Carl: Okay but guys all I'm talking about is music and I feel like a nerd what do I talk abou
Jacky: Talk about how much ur frens love ur music, and filter the topic to us. Say stupid things we've done or something.
Gee: TALK ABOUT TØP SENSE THEY R PLAYING NOW
Carl: JEAN US
Frenk: U spelt genius wrong
Carl: Fuck
(Ended 10:30 am)
