Ray: how do the doors close after the bus driver gets off the bus?
Ty: IT IS FOUR IN THE MORNING
Jishwa: Yeah fuck you Ray
Ty: GOD DAMMIT JOSH DONT SWEAR
Breadbin: Yeah Josh goddammit
Dad: Wut
Carl: How do you guys even live without sleep schedules
Jennah: IM TURNING OFF YOUR NOTIFICATIONS NOW FOR FUCKS SAKE
Breadbin: yeah for fucks sake
Anteater: GUYS CLAUD THE LEMON TREE BROKE OUR WINDOW
Sirdarkofiplier: wHy ARe YoU BlAMinG ME
Anteater: WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THE FUCKING LEMON TREE
Ray: I got it from work
Anteater: IT TASTES LIKE A MONKEY PISSED ON A STRAWBERRY WHAT
Ty: Stop yelling and fricking sleep
Breadbin: Yeah guys for fricks sake
Dad: Stoooop we have to be awake for the party
Peet: We just finished fuckin wassup
Mikes: ThEy DIdNt NeEd To KnoW THat pEtEr
Peet: #getrecked
Breadbin: yeah get recked
Dad: Brendon i STG ILL TELL ALL OF YOUR SECRETS
Jennah: Please do it
Breadbin: Yeah please do it
Breadbin: WAit nO
Dad: The first month of us living together you wouldn't sleep without me singing you to sleep bc u missed when ur mom sang to u
Breadbin: Holy shit guys I can't remember when my mom last saw me
Breadbin: I should call her rn
Ray: IT IS 4:30 SHE WILL HATE YOU
Breadbin: Hey wanna hear a story
Gee: Ye
Ty: GOOD FUCKING BYE SLEEP
Jishwa: DONT FUCKING SWEAR TYLER ROBERT JOSEPH
Frenk: tell us ur story beebo
Breadbin: So the first time dal met my parents
Dad: Oh god
Breadbin: we ate at a diner in Vegas
Breadbin: and their fries had like NO salt what's so ever
Jacky: Did you make a cum joke?
Dad: no it was worse
Breadbin: and so I was like 'daddy can you pass the salt?'
Dad: bc he calls his dad daddy too
Breadbin: AND THEY BOTH REACHED FOR THE SALT AND I WAS DYING
Dad: his dad said " he said dad not Dallon."
Dad: AND I PANICKED AND SAID " He calls me daddy too."
Breadbin: THEY DIDNT EVEN KNOW WE WHERE DATING
Gee: I G
Frenk: GERARD STOP SCREAMIG
Ray: ujndwjmidcwijmdcwkcid,p
Anteater: cwduhnimkdwckomwx
Will: I'm DEAD
Breadbin: HE HASN'T TALKED TO ME SENSE
Jennah: *laughing emojis*
Dad: We should invite them over sometime
Breadbin: What about your parents?
Dad: Yeah Brendon let's invite them from hell I'm sure Satan would totally let them up for a few hours
Breadbin: wut
Dad: babe *laughing emojis*
Peet: THEYRE DEAD YOU NUMB NUTS
Breadbin:
Will: dal way to put it with remorse
Dad: Idfc about them
Carl: I've never heard about your parents?
Dad: They attempted to kill me four times so
Jishwa: before or after the kidnapping?
Dad: three before, and one after. They never told anyone I was kidnapped telling everyone I 'was sick' and 28 days later when I was back they just stabbed me with a steak knife three times
Ty: holy Jesus
Frenk: amen to the lord and savior
Breadbin: yup
Gee: When did they die?
Dad: Last June?
Breadbin: Never had a funeral either.
Frenk: who here has families that love them?
Peet: me?
Jennah: me (I hope so)
Carl: me
Jacky: kinda
Markiplier: will and I are alright
Frenk: I have no idea
Mikes: Frank you're dad literally kicked you out when you where 16 and your mom tried to take our money when she came up last fall
Frenk: it's a coping thing :)
Gee: you're not being serious are you?
Frenk: OBVIOUSLY NOT
Jishwa: Heheheheh
Ty: me and my parents are okay I think
Ray: My parents died when I was thirteen
Mikes: that's why we all moved together bc when our mom was sober she took Ray in
Carl: that makes sense
Jennah: guys I love talking about this but I'm so fucking tired it isn't even funny. I'll see you in a bit for the party bye.
(Ended 4:53 am)
Anteater: who's toaster in in our cabinet?
Ty: I WILL FUCKING SACRIFICE YOUR FIRST UNBORN CHILD TO THE DEVIL FOR A GOD DAMN SLICE OF TURKEY
Anteater: but that doesn't answer mY QUESTION TYLER
Dad: Brendon
Breadbin: yes Dallon?
Dad: ?
Breadbin: the only father of mine is Jesus our lord and savior God bless have a blessed day everyone God speed and amen
Frenk: Praise jebus crust yeezus is the answer
Ty: YOU BOTH ARE ATHEISTS SO SHUT THE HELL UP
Anteater: Why are theRE TWELVE BURNT CROISSANTS CRAMMED INTO THE TOASTER WITH A FUCKING FORK
Ray: I fucking hate all of you
Peet: YOU WOKE UP MY SISTERS GOD DAMMIT
Mikes: Pete how the fuck did you just disappear ?
Peet: GERARD DYED MY HAIR WHEN I WAS ASLEEP
Gee: I DiD noThInG Of ThE soRt
Frenk: u just posted 'dyeing hair with my brother in law' with a picture of Pete sleeping with pink dye
Gee: JOSH TOLD ME TO
Jishwa: all I said was that I normally have Tyler dye my hair when I'm asleep or not looking bc it makes me worried with the mess
Ty: WITH ALL DO FUCKING RESPECT I WANT TO SLEEP
Frenk: turn off ur notifications
Peet: IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL U GERARD
Gee: nOT WiTh ThAt AttITUdE
Breadbin: NOT IN THE HOUSE OF THE LORD
Dad added Boyd Urie and Momma Urie to the chat
Breadbin: NO I'D SWEAT TO GOD
Markiplier: "I'd sweat to god"
Frenk: So like Brendon isn't it strange how your dads are here?
Momma Urie: Brendon what is this ?
Jishwa: Can you please put all punctuation marks without spaces?
Momma Urie: Of course, why?
Jishwa: No reason ma'am
Boyd Urie: Brendon why did you put us in your text chat group?
Dad: "Text chat group"
Boyd Urie: Who is that?
Dad: Look at my name. Look at it.
Momma Urie: Dallon?
Dad: :)
Momma: How are you dear?
Breadbin: I love how everyone is just reading this scared to say anything
Gee: FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS
Breadbin: God dammit
Frenk: ABORT ABORT ABORT
Dad: Well at this moment I'm embarrassed and kinda laughing about this. How about yourselves?
Boyd Urie: Angry about teenagers these days lacking knowledge of the lord. And the disrespect. Look at you guys.
Mikes: With all do respect, I lost my virginity when I was 16. Beat that.
Ty: I SWEAR TO FUCKING SATAN I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU IF I DONT GET SLEEP
Markiplier: sup fucko's
Markiplier: OH MY GOD BRENDON'S PARENTS
Momma Urie: Hello :)
Dad: Would you like to come up for dinner some time? Bc we haven't seen you in ages
Frenk: I NEED TO MEET THE PEOPLE THAT BIRTHED SATAN
Boyd Urie: Not to be rude, but do you two... Live comfortably? We could bring dinner?
Dad: Nah that's okay we can cook, if not we could take you out to eat
Momma Urie: That's expensive though, I could bring some pasta?
Peet: Here we go
Jishwa: Oh god
Gee: Do you know what a sugar daddy is?
Markiplier: Gerard I swear to fuck
Momma Urie: A sugar daddy?
Breadbin: Do you know the last name Weekes by any chance?
Boyd Urie: It's all over the news, Brendon what did you do now?
Anteater: Boyd is used to Brendon's bullshit by now
Breadbin: What about them are on the news?
Momma Urie: Some millionaire philanthropist adult who owns a music company?
Dad: keep going
Boyd Urie: Signing new bands, the Weekes kid lost his parents and then his grandmother and just took the company. His parents where hooligans, the kid has some trauma. I'm shocked he hasn't given up by now. Why is this relevant Brendon?
Dad: Yeah I heard his parents where fucktards. What's his first name?
Boyd Urie: Darren? I can't remember?
Frenk: I'm laughing so hard right now
Carl: "Darren"
Dad: really? I thought it was Dallon?
Momma Urie: What are you saying?
Dad: YOU ASKED IF WE LIVED COMFORTABLY AND IM TRYING TO ANSWER
Dad: My last name is Weekes. I'm a millionaire. In a band with Brendon. We live together.
Breadbin: I'm engaged to him?
Gee: And Brendon also calls him daddy too.
Mikes: GERARD I SWEAR TO GOAT
Peet: Gerard I kinda wanna punch u in the face
Gee: Fucking do it prick
Mikes: the two men I love most in life are fighting.
Boyd Urie: Oh lord
Momma Urie: Seriously?
Dad: I'm like 75% sure
Momma Urie: Brendon you're engaged? That's incredible baby!
Breadbin: Dallon's a man
Boyd Urie: I'm well aware of that
Momma Urie: I'm so so proud of you both :) I could never disown you for being homosexual homey, I love you too much for that.
Boyd Urie: Dad?
Gee: Don't be a bitch Boid every single person in this group chat is LGBTQ and if you have a fucking problem with that than fucking leave. Do it. It's funny how no one really 100% knows that God exists, but we DO know that gays exists, but yet we don't like REAL gays bc we don't want god to be pissed, even though no one knows if he's real.
Carl: DAMN GEE
Boyd Urie: I do love you Brendon, I'm sorry that you resulted into homosexuality, but if it's who you are and you're happy than I'm alright with it.
Carl: If it makes you feel better, there is a pair of girls together here. Not just boys :)
Momma Dun: well I need to run to the shop, how do I leave this chat?
Dad has removed Boyd Urie and Momma Urie from the chat
Breadbin: THEY LOVE ME
(Ended 8:42 am)