I don't own pokemon.
Day 28: Phone call
Dear Diary,
I finally began my way down Route 4 today, only to get a surprise. Master's Cosplay Pikachu, Daisy managed to get my number and actually dial it. Which seems quite amazing considering how small her fingers are. Even then, she has beaten a fair number of legendaries via deadly kisses. So I guess I shouldn't be that surprised.
Overall, the conversation went alright. Turns out, the afterlife is incredibly boring. Especially with Arceus talking about his sex life all the goddamn time. Which is the sort of thing that makes one wonder how this sort of thing hasn't destroyed all these worlds. But I'll leave it at that.