chupturd 4: winclap decipton

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Squirrelflight ran through the forest as if Tigerstar himself was chasing after her. The…strangeness consuming her Clan was too much for her, and if it ended up that the other Clans were affected by it too, then the dark ginger she-cat knew she would just run and never look back. Maybe go to the Tribe of Rushing Water and live with Stormfur and the others there. There was no way she was going to live the rest of her life dealing with this weirdness.

Skidding to a stop at the WindClan border, Squirrelflight patiently waited for a patrol. It was around the time for the hunting patrol to come close by, and sure enough, they did. Squirrelflight recognized Heathertail and Nightcloud, and so she called out to them.

"Hey! Heathertail, Nightcloud! I need to speak with you!" She called, and as Nightcloud turned towards her an expression of surprise flickered across her face, followed by a snarl and unsheathing of claws. Nightcloud yowled, signaling the other members of the hunting patrol to turn, and then charged at her with the rest of the group.

Squirrelflight's eyes widened, and she scrambled backward just in time to dodge a blow. "Wait! Wait! I just want to know something—" a paw cuffed her on the side of her head, and Squirrelflight's world spun. "Listen to me! Please! There's something wrong with ThunderClan, and I need your help—"

Someone jumped onto Squirrelflight's back and pinned her down. As the she-cat struggled underneath, Crowfeather's voice spoke from above her.

"…You know, Nightcloud, I don't sense any of the corruption on her. Maybe she really is safe?" The black tom mewed, causing Squirrelflight to spit in outrage.

"I was trying to tell you that I needed your help before you attacked me!" She growled, and Heathertail huffed.

"We had to be sure. ThunderClan was considered a lost cause. They've been like this for about six moons now, and so the rest of the Clans decided to instigate an 'attack on sight' policy for if we ever saw one of you, in order to drive you all away and keep the corruption out." The light brown tabby explained, swiping her tongue over her paw to rub her forehead with. "Although, ShadowClan has been getting slowly corrupted as well, if Blackstar's recent behavior is anything to go by. It's probably due to the fact that some ThunderClan kit ended up crossing the borders about a moon ago and was held in their camp for a while."

Squirrelflight couldn't believe her ears. "Wait, what do you mean, it's been six moons already? ThunderClan only started acting like this when I woke up, just this morning! Bramblestar said something about a new kit being born and that StarClan had told him to announce it…" The dark ginger she-cat thought back, licking her lips in thought. "And there was this new warrior who came out of nowhere, Angelwing? Starwing? No, wait, they were an apprentice…but they were a warrior too? Ugh, this doesn't make any sense!"

Crowfeather released Squirrelflight, backing up so he stood off to the side. "If it's any consolation," he started, "I feel like the past six moons have gone by way quicker than I thought, too. Like, it felt like it was just this morning when ThunderClan started acting weird, and that the kit who got into ShadowClan only appeared there just a couple of hours ago…wait a minute."

His eyes narrowed. "That was just a couple of hours ago. Why did I think it was six moons? What even…?" Heathertail's tail bushed up in surprise, as she too registered that fact. Nightcloud looked around, sniffing the air as Squirrelflight stood up from where she had lay.

"It certainly doesn't smell like leaf-bare. I wonder why I didn't recognize until now that it was still greenleaf." Nightcloud meowed, eyes narrowing. She flicked her tail back and forth in annoyance.

"Either way, I don't want to stay here longer than I have to. And I very much doubt that you do either," Crowfeather began, but Nightcloud interrupted him.

"No. We are not taking her back to WindClan camp! She could still be infected with the corruption, even if she's not displaying the signs! Do you want to infect all of WindClan with whatever has taken over ThunderClan, and is now starting to take over ShadowClan?" The black she-cat hissed, her back arching.

"Uh, guys," Heathertail said, pointing to another part of the forest, "We might not have much choice."

Squirrelflight looked at where Heathertail was pointing and gasped in horror.

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"Come on, we're getting out of here!" Crowfeather yowled, and charged up the hill away from ThunderClan camp. Heathertail and Nightcloud followed, Heathertail looking back in horror as Squirrelflight didn't immediately follow.

"Come on, Squirrelflight! You have to run!" she called, and as if those words flipped some sort of hidden switch, the dark ginger she-cat turned tail and fled, along with the three WindClan cats.

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