Isla Sorna
Spinosaurus Territory
(skipper's POV)
I awoken in the morning not to the sunraising but something slamming headfirst into our tent knocking it across the beach. The entrance to the tent blew open and we were all tossed out of the tent and received the worst wakeup call ever. We all looked up to see a Spinosaurus barring down on where we landed. It sniffed the air and did not seem to find the scent it was looking for. Probably looking for our fish from last night(which was delicious). It then looked at us and sniffed and after standing their for a few moment must have decided that we were a superior food option.
"Kowalski! Anti Spinosaurus Options!" I shouted as it rushed towards us. "Uh…the jungle…" "The dino infested jungle?" I said. "or back to Isla Nublar…which is currently still burning." "Dino infested jungle it is!" I said. "Of course we have to lose the spinosaurus first." "oh…and how do you suggest we do that?" private said. "Rico smoke bomb!" I said, "maybe that will confuse it's senses. The Spino contiuned to charge at us tossing the burnt out remains of the daleks aside like they were nothing. It had it's mouth open and it's long arms was ready to grab us and shallow us whole. Rico grabbed the big fish he caught last night and was saving for our breakfast. He then threw it at the spinosaurus. It missed it's mouth and landed right in front of it. The spino stopped mid stride and started to feast on the gaint fish.
"Move! Move! Move!" I shouted. Rico hacked up a smoke bomb and we were gone. The Spino looked up and decided to go after easier prey in the river. Meanwhile we were miles away, "Now that fast thinking rico," I said patting him on the back. "Skipper!" Kowalski said stopping at the beginning of a field of grass, "stay out of the long grass!" "Why is that," I said. Four Raptors lifted their head so they appear above the grass. They started to hiss threateningly as they start to approach. But Kowalski was staring in fear at something else, "Skipper! Compys!" Kowalski shouted. We turned around to find the smallest dino I ever seen, "that little thing? That could only hurt a fly." "It's not that one I'm worried about," Kowalski said, "It's the rest of them."
We turned to find a large and hungry pack…actually swarm would be more accurate…of compys. "Oh…" I said, "Okay they can hurt us." The Raptors saw the compys and were slowly backing up in fear. The compy jumped us and we struggled to fight thru the mob and get them off of us. "Skipper! There's too many of them!" Private said. "It the flying piranas all over again!" I shouted as we struggled to fight off the compys. "We're outnumbered," Kowalski said, "and we should probably stop calling them compys…their actually called…" "I don't want to hear it!" I said, "You can lecure us when we get home!" "I'm actually glad Hans didn't bring these back for the prehistoric invasion." "Focus Private…ow," I said as one nipped me. "We're being overwhelmed and soon we'll be eaten alive bit by bit."
"I don't want a slow and painful death!" Private said. "Not gonna happen!" I shouted. Rico hacked up a vail of yellow liqurd and dumped it all over us and the compys. The effect was instant as the small compy mob and the Raptor pack both hightailed it out of here. "Rico what is this stuff," Private said. "Nice going with the alligator pee," I said, "but did you have to dose us with it!" "Alligator pee!" Private said, "who carrys around a vial of alligator pee!" Rico muttered something… "He had just in case and also it's not alligator pee," Kowalski said, "Wait…Then what is it?" Rico said something else in riconese and then, "sorry." "T-rex!" Kowalski said, "…and how did you get ahold of Tyrannosaurus pee?" "I dunno." "Oh and do you have another higgs boson particle in there?" Kowalski asked hopefully. Rico shock his head. "did you even check?" Kowalski said. I glared at Kowalski, "what it was worth a try!"
"as long as he doesn't have…MINI GOLF in there." Kowalski took a sip out of his mug and then spit the water into rico's face. Rico swiped the mug out of Kowalski's threw it to the ground and melted it with his flamethrower. "I brought that upon myself," Kowalski said. But then the most famous and well-known dino roar filled the air. "Oh no," I said. "can we panic now?" Private asked. "uh-huh," rico said. "Yeah," Kowalski said, "now's good!" "Calm down you nancy-cats," I said, "when rexy gets here all we have to do is stand here!"
"that's a bad idea," Kowalski muttered as the T-rex loomed above us. "Nobody move a muscle," I said, "it can't see you if you don't move." "Where did you read that the internet," Kowalski said sarcastically, "because EVERYTHING you read on the INTERNET is…TRUE." Kowalski made airquotes with his flipper's while he say the word true. I rolled my eyes. "also the theory's been discredited." "Oh," I said, "in that case…RUN!" we ran thru the T-rex's legs and disappeared into the jungle the Tyrant lizard right on our tails.
(end of chapter Four)
