Ch 2: story of my life
Not long after Sans left, a large troop of strange looking creatures were being marched through the woods and into the swamp, amongst them was a strange fishlike woman made entirely out of wood. She tolk one look at the swamp, and slammed her suitcase down on the ground, yelling "THIS PLAICE IS A DUMP", a small yellow dinosaur creator wearing an elf outfit came out from the crowd with a panicked look on her face, "I..ITS
AWEFUL!" she was breathing heverly as a spider lady ran up to her, patting her on the back, "take deep breaths Alfas, she has panic attacks" she explained to the fish lady, who looked sympathetic.
I Guard]
(Spoken)
Alright, when I call your name step forward. Undyn, the puppet.
[Undyn]
(Spoken)
I'm not a puppet, I'm a real girl.
(Nose grows and she looks irritated)
[Guard
(Spoken)
That's your patch of mud down there.
[Undyn]
Thank you very much
(Spoken)
Oh, dumped on a swamp. Man, I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap.
[Undyn]
Life is disappointing,
Woe is what I know.
Outed by my nose,
That's just how it goes,
For poor Undyn OH!.
Story of my life,
Always doomed to fail.
Cheated by a fox,
Swallowed by a whale.
That's the story of my life, oh yeah,
That's the story of my life.
[Alfas the Shoemaker's Elf]
S...strife is never ending.
[Guard]
(Spoken)
Monster kid!
[Monster kid]
Banished from the town
[Guard]
(Spoken)
Pointless flying duck!
[Pointless flying duck]
They dragged me from the pond.
[Wimpson ]
They broke my magic wand.
[Three grater dogs]
They blew our kennels down.
[Guard]
(Spoken)
Bob!
[Bob]
Life is but a witch hunt.
[Torial]
Mama's in the mud,
Mama's in distress.
[Icecap]
They ridiculed my hat.
[Three grater dogs]
They said that we were fat.
[Doggo]
They tore my cotton granny dress,
And called me a hot and tranny mess.
[Guard]
(Spoken)
Miss muffet!
[All]
Story of my life.
Booted from the ball
Told to go away
[Temmie]
Tem fell of the wall!
[All]
But that's the story of my life
[Guard]
(Spoken)
You're late rabbit.
[Bun bun]
That's the story of my life.
[Guard]
(Spoken)
Have fun you guys
[All]
That's the story of my life.
[Guard]
(Spoken)
And remember if we find you back in the kingdom you will be executed.
[All]
I always dreamed I'd get a happy ending.
[Bob]
And this right here,
Not how it goes.
[All]
I always dreamed I'd get an ever after.
If this is it,
It blows (x3)
[Undyn]
(Spoken)
This is worse than the time I caught Dutch Elm Disease in Tijuana
[All]
Story of my life,
All the wasted prayers.
All the broken dreams.
[The three goats]
All the broken chairs.
[All]
All the damage done
[The Three goats]
All the busted beds.
[All]
All the shattered falls
[The Three goats]
And the porridge on our heads.
[All]
That's the story of my life, yes sir.
That's the story of my life, oy vey.
That's the story of my,
Life
[Undyn]
(Spoken)
cr*p!
It was at this moment were Sans returned to find a bunch of "fairy tale creatures" setting up camp in his swamp, arguing over versus different objects from his house, he grow very angry.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
All the creatures looked his way and Alfas squealed, but then tried to cover it up by explaining that they were forst to be there, this didn't help Sans's mood one bit, "forst by who!" he demanded.
"lord flowery.. he huffed and he huffed and signed an eviction notice" said one of the greater dogs.
"really.. well not my problem, now you guy all need to get up, turn around and go back to where you came from" he said unsympathetically, Icecap came forward with a worry face, "back we can't go back" he said, Alfas joined in "if we do flowery will kill us all"
"Yep the guys bad news" said doggo from Sans's deckchair.
"hay maybe you can talk to him" said muffet as all the other creatures minus Sans nodded.
"y..yeah he'd listen to yo..." Alfas started running up to him but noticed one eye glowing blue, "wow y...you big and s...scary".
"I'm also a monster, witch meets I stay on my swamp and away from crowds or, haven't you read the stories"
"you meet thought stories that say I'm a Big Bad Wolf" Doggo said laughing and slapping Sans's shoulder with a magazine "I'm not even a wolf, I'm just a dog"
"Or thoughts stories that say I'm a wicked witch" said Bob "just because I have a different name to all the other temmies doesn't make me a witch"
"Or the stories that say I'm a wooden girl" said Undyn, every one looked at her in confusion " WHAT? I'm not a wooden girl" her nose then grow about a foot, she signed "I have a glandular condition" she said with sass.
Torial then stood up and walk over to Sans with a gentle smile "lesson my child..."
" it's Sans" Sans interrupted in annoyance.
"Sans.. we know this is hard, and Believe me, all of us would much rather be in out own comfy homes right know, but we have been kick out unjustly, and told to stay put, so if you want us out of your hair... I keen land, then you'll have to take it up with Lord flowey" she said in ever the motherly tone.
All the fairy tale creatures began to beg, some on their knees, some just standing up, and some really improperly, all they were all getting fare to close for Sans's likening.
" ALRIGHT I GET IT" he yelled foreign them to depart farther away from him, " I go to this Flowey guy, and talk to him, now you just stay here and don't get configurable, I'll be back soon" he said marching of in a huff, with shears and claps following him as he exited the swamp. "DON'T DYE" someone yelled after him.