Ch 3 don't let me go
As Sans walked through the woods, he soon realised that he didn't actually know the way, to Lord flowey's castle. Just as he was about to turn back and try a different way, a frantic scream filed the air, he watched as a tall donkey skeleton ran past him and hid, followed by a troop of soldiers with weird hair, as soon as they sore Sans, they recoiled in discussed.
"uh it's hideous" the leader said holding up a sward in defence.
"Well that's not very nice, it's just a donkey, be it a bonely looking one" said Sans laughing at his own joke.
"it's a talking skeleton donkey, a freak of nature, same as you unsavoury beast," said the captain hotly.
" hay you going the right way for a smack bottom you are" said Sans as though he were scolding a child.
The captain however looked as though he liked the sound of that, before realising who said it and scowled once more, " by order of lord flowey, i have the authority to place you both under arrest.
"OH really" said Sans as his eye turns blue, and he sends bones darting towards the soldiers, they managed to dodge most of them, screaming as they did so. Sans looked at the expectantly, " this is the part were you run away" he said smiling. They ran.
Sans laugh to himself, only to realise he wasn't by himself, the donkey skeleton he had just saved was now in front of him grinning "GREETINGS I'M THE GREAT PAPYRUS" he said in a very loud voice that made Sans's ears hurt, well they would if he had any. "THAT WAS AMAZING, YOU JUST MADE THEM DISAPER IT WAS LIKE MAGIC".
"well thank you, now run along and celebrate your narrow escape with your friends" Sans said trying to walk past Papyrus, but Pap didn't let him "I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS" he said with a cheery voice, "well what a shame" Sans said rolling his eyes, "WHERE ARE YOU GOING" asked Paps " to find away to get to Lord flowey's castle" paps got excited, "OH OH THAT'S IN HOTLAND, I CAN TAKE YOU, I CAN TAKE YOU" HE SAID bouncing up and down on his hooves.
"um no thanks" said Sans as he tried moving past Papyrus again only to be blocked again , paps began to beg.
"PLEASE LET ME COME, I CAN'T GO BACK IN A CAGE, I DID SIX YEARS FOR INPERSANTING A PINYATA, THEY COULD SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME OF COUSE BUT STILL" Papyrus went on.
Sans sighs "ok Papyrus, look at me, WHAT am I" he asked gesturing to himself, Paps look at him and said "REALLY PAIL?" "NO I'm a monster, you know grab you torch and pitch forks, doesn't that bother you just a bit" he said in annoyance "NOPE" said Pappy "really?" asked sans " REALLY" said happy grinding childishly "NOW WILL YOU LET ME GO WITH YOU", Sans thought for a moment then finely said "no" but Pappy wouldn't give up.
(Papyrus)
Hey, hey, hey! You gotta let me go with you!
You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak!
Well maybe you do.
But that's why we gotta stick together!
No, no, no! Don't speak, don't speak, don't speak!
Just hear me out! I might surprise you.
I'll be a friend, when others despise you.
Don't roll your eyes! Stop with the mopin'.
You need a pal! My calendar's open!
I'll bring you soup, when you feel congested.
I'll bail you out, when you get arrested!
I got your back, wha-wha-what, when things get scary.
And I'll shave it, when it gets hairy!
Don't let me go!
Don't let me go!
Don't let me go! (oh oh oh oh)
You need me!
You need me!
I'll treat you right, and never get shoddy.
If you kill a man, I'll hide the body!
So what do you say' You're not responding...
I think we're bonding!
Don't let me go.
Don't let me go.
Don't let me go! (oh oh oh oh)
You need me.
You, you and me, we belong together.
Like butter and grits,
Like kibbles and bits,
Like yin and yang,
Sturm and Drang,
Like Eng and Chang, attached at the hip
But not an old lady hip that might break
I'm gonna be on you like a fat kid on cake!
DONKEY (spoken):
Like Cupid and Psyche, like pop rocks and Mikey,
we'll stick together like that Velcro stuff, I'm the fuzzy side; you'll be the spiky.
Ooh! Like little kids and pajamas with those funny things at the bottom, you know, feeties.
Like donuts and' oh, what goes with donuts'
Papyrus:
Donuts and diabetes!
Don't let me go!
Don't let me go!
Don't let me go!
Don't let me go!
Hold me! Hug me! Take me, please!
Na-na-na-na-na-na, please don't let me go!
I need you, I need you, I need you, I need you, I need you, I need you, I need you,
I need you, I need you, I need you, I need you, I need you, I need you, I need you, I need you!
Don't let me go, Go! Go! Don't let me g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-go!
"OK FINE" shouted Sans, "only because I'm lost, you can come"
"YAY LET'S GO NEW BEST FRIEND".