Shrektale

by Azkadela

Sans is a skeleton that lives in a swamp, only when lord flowery, discrimanats all things weird looking and sends them of to live in the swamp, does Sans leave his land to make a deal, on the way he meets a tall skeleton donkey called papyrus who wont leave him alone, goin Sans on his quest to save princess Frisk from a tower to get his swamp back, or mady find something better.

4. Ch 4 The plant and the Princess

Ch 4 THE PLANT and the princess

Meanwhile with in the kingdom of HOTLAND, deep in the dungeons, small scream could be herd from inside one of the torches rooms, and a high pitch voice Spoke loudly.

"I will only ask once more little spiders, where are the other creatures, I've already got my hands on you mistress and her so called friends, so you mite as well tell me, or else it's another dunking in the spider sider for you now tell me who is hiding them" said lord flowey,

He stood by a table covered in spiders, some with legs torn of, other were under glass cups suffocating and some like the one he was talking to, were half drowned in spider sider. Flowey him self, looked a bit odd, but if anyone was to say that to his face they would soon fined them selves suffering a fate worse than these spiders.

He wore a red tunic with puffy selves and a pare of yellow leggings, his arms and legs were green and feet and hands were made of leaves. He had an almost friendly face surrounded by yellow petals, but he was far from friendly.

"alright I'll tell you" sobbed the spider, "do you know the muffin ma..." but the spider was interrupted by a soldier bursting into the room followed by other soldiers carrying a large object under a sheath.

"my lord we've found it" the captain said excitedly.

"found what" demanded flowey, obviously very annoyed at being interrupted in his fun.

"the magic mirror sir" the Capitan said uncovering the mirror, as a sad ghostly face appeared on the glass surfing.

"wonderful, now take these spiders to the swamp, I don't need them anymore, now...mirror mirror on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?" he said with a creepy smile.

The mirror sighed and really didn't look up to it right now, but he had know chose, "HOTLAND isn't a kingdom..."

SMASH!

"you were saying" flowey said after smashing a smaller mirror in his "hand".

The mirror just sighed again " it's is not a kingdom, because dispute your heritage, you are not a king, you will be if you marry a princess" he said dilly

Flowey did not look impressed "fine who knows, maybe I will like being married, it will be another soul to torture"

" OK well we have several single princesses available right now" said the ghostly mirror as his face disappeared to reveal a shadow of a woman carrying a broom , " first we have, Cinderella, she likes sushi and hot tubs, as well as cooking and cleaning"

"OH I like the broom" said flowey as he observed the mirror.

The picture then changed to a shadow of Severn little men carrying a woman in a class coffin, "this lady is interesting, you just need to giver her a kiss to find out what she is like, or though she lives with Severn other men, she's easy, her name is snow white "

"OH she comes in a box" stated flowey

The next picture vested from images of a castle, a dragon burning people to death and a shadow of a woman siding in a tower, " this one's my favourite, Princess Frisk, funny, pretty, determined and lives in a tower, guarded by a metal dragon and surrounded by hot bowling lava... So witch one do you like best, 1 2 or 3"

" um well determination would be a very useful soul to keep around or absorb, so I think I'll go for number 3" said flowey with an evil smirk.

" princess Frisk it is then, but I should problem worn you about this little talent of the princesses that is a bit unusual shall be say, you see after sun set" the mirror tyres explaining but was interrupted.

"shut up mirror, it won't mater what talents she has, I'll just send someone to go get he, woo the dame girl and once I marry her, I'll just absorb her soul and that will be the end of that" flowey said and laughter maniacally as both he and the soldiers left the room, leaving the mirror alone.

"OH no what have I done... OH hello readers, how are you" said the mirror " my name's magic mirror, but I prefer nabsterblook, or Blooky for short, do you want to see my special feature on Princess frisk, you can find out about the curse she's under, see deleted scenes, hold on I'll show you her back story, you'll get to see her when she was Severn years old" blooky said as the mists of the mirror cleared to reveal a room inside a tall tower, filled with books and toys, young princess Frisk sat at the window reading to her dolls.

YOUNG Frisk,

(Spoken)

Settle in girls. It's story time!

(Sung)

There's a princess

In a tower

Oh my gosh, that's just like me

Poor Rapunzel

Needs a haircut

But the witch won't set her free

She passes time by singing

Like someone else I know

As years go by she sits and waits?

As years go by' Uh oh

A torturous existence

I don't remember this part!

She wishes she were dead

Skip ahead skip ahead!

But in the end Rapunzel finds a millionaire

The prince is good at climbing and braiding golden hair!

So I know, he'll appear

Cause there are rules and there are strictures

I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight

My white knight, and his steed

Will look just like these pictures!

It won't be long now, I guarantee!

Day number 23.

I know its today

I know its today

TEENSAGE Frisk:

(Spoken)

Oh here's a good one! It's a classic!

(Sung)

There's a princess

In a coma

Glad its her instead of me.

Pretty maiden

In a glass box

How I wonder does she pee?

Blah blah blah, poison apple

Boring boring evil queen

Filler filler, been there, read that!

Seven shorties on the scene.

Skip ahead, skip ahead'

But in the end the princess wakes up with a start

The prince is good at kissing

And melting Snow White's heart!

So I know, he'll appear

And his armor will be blinding!

As shining as his perfect teeth and manly hose

He'll propose

On one knee

And our prenupt will be binding!

About time we set the wedding date!

Day number 958.

I know it's today.

He'll show up today...

Frisk: she looks slightly annoyed at how long she's been waiting

...ay...

There's a princess

Any princess

Take your pick, they're all like me

Not exactly, I'm still WAITING!

they're out living happily

Ever after better get here

I want love in seconds flat

No one needs these middle bits

Oops, did I do that'

'she starts going a bit crazy, ripping up the books and throwing them around the tower'

Cut the villains, cut the vamping

Cut this fairytale

Cut the peril and the pitfalls

Cut the puppet and the whale

Cut the monsters, cut the curses

Keep the intro, cut the verses

And the waiting, the waiting, the waiting, the waiting

The waiting!

But I know, he'll appear

Though I seem a bit bipolar

' she awkwardly stats picking up books'

And I'm a vandal now as well, though he won't mind

I'm a find, I'm a catch

And a very gifted bowler!

It won't be long now, I guarantee!

Day number'

Are you there God?

It's me Frisk

ALL Frisks:

It's me Frisk!

Now I know, he'll appear

Cause there are rules and there are strictures

I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight

My white knight, my knight and his steed

Will look just like these pictures!

It won't be long now, I guarantee!

YOUNG Frisk

Day number 23

TEENAGE Frisk

Day number 958

Frisk:

Day number 8423

YOUNG Frisk

I know its today, oooo

TEENAGE Frisk

I know its today, oooo

Frisk,

I know its today, oooo

YOUNG Frisk

I know its today, oooo

TEENAGE Frisk

I know its today, oooo

Frisk,

I Know it's today

ALL Frisk,

I know it's today!

Frisk sighs and puts her feet up as the sun goes down