Pokemon Challenge, RemusSirius: underwear, bowtie, laughing
Showtime, Turning: "Did you see them?"
Film Festival: joke
Word Count: 334
"Did you see them? I can't believe they really put that under there," Sirius says, deliberately keeping his sentence as vague as possible.
Remus' clever eyes narrow, and Sirius can practically hear his thoughts. Suspicion seems to dance across Remus' tawny eyes. There's something close to regret in his voice as he sighs and asks, "Under where? What are you talking about?"
"Mate!" Sirius doubles over, clapping and laughing. "I made you say underwear."
His boyfriend rolls his eyes. Remus reaches out and straightens Sirius' bowtie, his lips pulled into a thin line, though there's a flicker of amusement in his gaze. "Please be serious."
With a smirk, Sirius wraps an arm around Remus, pressing a kiss to his cheek. "I'm always Sirius," he points out, trying to keep a straight face. "It's my name, Moony."
He can see Remus' determination not to give in. There's the smallest of twitches at the corner of his lips, but he somehow keeps his composure. Sirius doesn't understand how he does that.
"Name jokes?" Remus muses, rolling his eyes. He ruffles Sirius' dark, shaggy hair. "I thought your humor would have advanced beyond that. Bit easy, isn't it?"
"Know what else is easy?" Sirius asks, waggling his eyebrows suggestively.
Before Remus can answer, James hurries over. He's still grinning and giddy, and Sirius thinks it's adorable. He's glad James is happy on his wedding day.
"You two gonna stop standing around?" James asks. "Lily wants to throw the bouquet."
Sirius plans to be compliant, but and idea strikes, and he can't resist. He offers the others a grand, dramatic bow, grinning broadly. "Excellent! I hope I catch it. Always wanted to be a June bride."
It's quite possibly his weakest joke. Really, he doesn't even find it funny at all. Remus, on the other hand, cracks, and a sputtering laugh escapes his lips.
Grinning victoriously, Sirius sprints forward, wedging his way between Alice and Marlene. He doesn't care that he doesn't catch the bouquet. Remus laughed, and that's all that matters.