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Rogercop

"So now we're the nation's most wanted felons?" Chat crouched behind a chimney with his arms crossed. Ladybug followed suit.

"But we haven't done anything!" Ladybug whispered angrily. Chat nodded in agreement.

"You're right. You can't accuse someone without proof." Chat stood up. "We should go and defend ourselves in the court of law!" He raised his arm as if he was leading an army into a battle. A helicopter light caught Chat's hand, and Ladybug pulled him down again quick enough that the helicopter moved on.

"Yeah that won't be happening while Rogercop is the chief of justice." Ladybug leaned her head heavily against the chimney while Chat stole a look around it.

"How many times have we saved Paris?" Chat asked exasperatedly

"We're still saving Paris." Ladybug snuck her head around the brick chimney as well and eyed the police force. Chat turned and looked at her eyes, and saw an idea forming.

"So what's your plan for getting past these guys?" Chat whispered, leaning close to Ladybug's ear so as not to attract attention.

Ladybug smiled innocently. "Live bait."

Chat nodded, agreeing. "Great idea." Chat turned to look at the police force, then it dawned on him. He whipped his head back. "Hey!"

"Oh come on Kitty. I just need you to create a diversion." Ladybug widened her eyes and brought her face into a cute pout. "Pretty please," Ladybug requested. Chat started to whimper.

"Oh please not the baby doll eyes!" Chat pleaded. "How did you even learn to do that….Fine I'll do it." Ladybug dropped her charade, smiled, and clapped her hands together. "Ughh. What do you want me to do?" Chat grumpily looked away from Ladybug. "Dress in drag and do the hula?" Ladybug's smile widened. "NO. N. O. Not happening. You know when I'm kidding right?" Chat was about to break into a cold sweat as he looked at Ladybug, searching for any sign that was she was joking.

Ladybug giggled. "Yes, I know when you are kidding. Honestly, I just need a distraction so I can get past the police. Can you do that?"

"Of course My Lady." Instead of the signature kiss on the hand, Chat Noir rested the palm of his hand against Ladybug's cheek for a second then he leapt off the roof.

Chat extended his pole to the ground just as a helicopter spotted him. Oh this is going to be so much fun! Chat spun down the pole, and he could just feel his lady behind him, shaking her head at the ridiculousness.

Once he hit the ground Chat let his inner self out as he tap danced to his heart's delight. "Something about Paris just makes you want to dance." Chat leaned up against his pole and smirked up at the big televisions mounted on top of the walls of the city hall.

"You won't be dancing after I'm through with you," Rogercop called in his monotone voice. "Arrest him." With a flick of Rogercop's sturdy wrist, the whole police force raced towards Chat Noir.

"Does that mean you won't be joining me?" Chat Noir asked as he dove under the police's arms and sprung himself into the air. By using the police as diving boards, Chat knocked out police officer after police officer in a matter of seconds. In the corner of his eye he saw a red blur make it into the building.

As Chat was momentarily distracted, a police officer attempted to launch himself on top of Chat, but every cat has great reflexes, so Chat was able to easily push the man onto the stack of police officers.

Only two more to go, Chat thought. The two left were the burliest of all. Smiling, Chat ran towards the two. Taking one by the leg Chat threw the man around and around his head while singing a little hula tune he remembered form The Lion King. Chat threw a discarded walkie-talkie with its wires around his neck as he easily threw the guards onto the stack.

Chat shimmied in his imaginary skirt to the left and right. He spotted one more police officer hiding in the corner. Chat took the woman police officer by the hand and led her into the song and dance. Finally he threw her into the stack with a loud "OY!" He smiled happily. "Ok, show's over. Sorry no encore tonight, boys." He bowed to his aching audience, then ran into the City Hall.

Hey Readers! I hope you like this new chapter, it's one of my favorites. I got the idea while re-watching the Lion King the other day. I also want to thank the artist Eli the Queen Bee for the inspiration as well. She made an amazing comic where Chat and Ladybug had some fun in the Disney movie. Please comment, follow, or favorite if you like, and I'm sorry that the chapter was posted later in the day, but I have a feeling that's going to become more common. Anyway, TTFN!